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Genesis 4:20

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white_van_man
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"Hit this shit" spoke Jesus to Noah. And Noah did; and it was good." Genesis 4:20
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Aidan-G
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HermioneGranger
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roddy116
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uhhm waht?
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Bonzalo
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There is no jesus in the Genesis, dumbfuck.
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Aidan-G
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Yeah, only Phil Collins
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Reister
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shut up everybody. this is indeed what it says.
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Stickity
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i lol'd
i'll now be reciting this before every joint
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Arabian
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Don't forget Peter Gabriel, the only one to put out decent music post-Genesis.
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Doug_Gusworthy
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stezybake[D]oven
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ya i think thats how it went, then again i havent been in a church in years....come to think of it at this point in my life id just burst into flames
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white_van_man
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"During the Last Supper, Jesus passed the bowl the wrong way; and so the Disciples scolded Jesus calling him foul, vulgar words such as "Noob stoner"; and mocking him saying "Is this your first bowl?", to which Jesus replies "Yes".

1 CHRONICles 4:20-22
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panojibber.
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Hahahaha! Lost. Karmaz for you sir.
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vandersteeze
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Hahah Jesus isn't in Chronicles either haha
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accualyisdolan
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Digging in the dirt is one of my favorite songs
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1337
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Bible n00b he was talking about the CHRONicles
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grapejuice3000+
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and tarzan
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Spinoza
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Murder? Rape? Human trafficking?
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panojibber.
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The ChronicIlls of Gnarnia?

Because I'm pretty sure that was Aslan, not Jesus...
Aslan was the original rasta lion.
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Aidan-G
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Riddick. Vin Diesel is actually Jesus
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Granby_killdozer
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lol
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uosdwiSrjewoH
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haha, weed actually made someone think this was worth sharing
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Stickity
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have you seen what gets posted on a daily basis? very little is actually worth sharing
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white_van_man
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God will smite you
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white_van_man
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In the beginning God created the heavens and the marijuanas

genesis 1:1
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