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theabortionator
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I went and saw Crosby, Still, Nash at this small venue. Instead of it just being them there was a 4th. And no it wasn't neil young.


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And they came out in almost boy band fashion and started singing like the backstreet boys. Like in the crowd singing with that whole american idol style hand in the air waving and stuff.



What the fuck does it mean?


Sparknotes, I had a dream I saw CSN and James May from top gear was singing with them. And they sang like the backstreet boys. What does this mean?

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Feb 12 2013 2:17PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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You have AIDS.
Feb 12 2013 2:26PM
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theabortionator
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Word. I knew it was going to be bad. Thanks for telling me straight up.

I've lived a good life.
Feb 12 2013 2:29PM
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.AR6rider.
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The thought of James May singing scares the shit out of me.
Feb 12 2013 2:30PM
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timmi
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I've had dreams about doing a lap in their kia.
Feb 12 2013 2:32PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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I can help you.

To help you I must first acquire your SS# as well as your home address, phone#, and name. This is all for medical purposes and is highly confidential. Because AIDS is an expensive disease to treat, I will also need $5,000 down payment that I will invest for you in an offshore account. Once invested I we can move forward with your treatment.

PM with further details.

Sincerely,

Notabi LaMumba

Nigerian Health Organization
Feb 12 2013 2:37PM
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act.resist
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james may represents a lost love,

while the boy band represents your inability to come out of the closet.
Feb 12 2013 2:44PM
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theabortionator
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I already came out of the closest.

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Feb 12 2013 2:49PM
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HWW
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captain slow giving it his best.

and to op: it means you're fucked. sorry to be the one to break it to you.
Feb 12 2013 2:51PM
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act.resist
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Feb 12 2013 2:53PM
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theabortionator
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It means a lot. I hope you'll wait for me though, because I will wait for you
Feb 12 2013 2:58PM
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Randy_Quench
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last night I had a dream that marlboro sponsored me, and I gave all my free cigs to my room mate cause I dont smoke. one of the only ski related dreams i've had and I never even skied..
Feb 12 2013 3:00PM
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act.resist
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oh, i will wait until the end of time for you.
Feb 12 2013 3:05PM
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CandyNipples.
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Forget all the AIDS jokes this is serious. The dildo monster is after you. You need to be on the move at all times. The dildo monster will stop at nothing until it lodges itself deep in your rectum. The only way to kill the dildo monster is to drown it in smuckers. Nothing else will do the job. So buy smuckers and sleep with one eye open buddy. Im sorry. Good luck.
Feb 12 2013 3:14PM
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feihlination
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sparknotes are prolly half of original text, so OP is irrelevant
Feb 12 2013 3:15PM
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JordanButtfart
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Well, it can only mean one thing.

You are currently involved in a homosexual relationship with a car, like this guy












If that isn't it, then you have AIDS.
Feb 12 2013 3:29PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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Not if I have anything to say about. Its my job to keep the dildo monster in check and since there hasnt been a "episode" in over 2 years, i think im doing a pretty damn good job.
Feb 12 2013 3:35PM
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DayMan
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IF ITS WITH A CAR THEN ITS NOT HOMOSEXUAL KENT! Fuckin retard..
Feb 12 2013 3:37PM
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POTandPans
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you mlucky bastard

Feb 12 2013 3:39PM
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CandyNipples.
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thats what the last guy said until one day he could no longer move due to a large violent item in his anus
Feb 12 2013 3:46PM
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