I remember some douchebag who had some blue label Marleboros or something and claimed hard about how he bought them online, and they aren't even sold in the US. He was super cool for sure. Who wouldn't want to be that douche? Apparently cigs are a lot cheaper online, and he of course schooled me in everything about buying cigs online. I think he failed to realize that I believe cigarettes are absolutely disgusting, that the people who smoke them are disgusting, and I was merely listening to him for a bit because he was such a douche that it was fairly hilarious.
Don't be that guy. Or maybe you already are him, what with the frat and all.