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Little brother spit on a girl

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L.Hull
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School called my house today explaining that my brother in 5 th grade was suspended because he spit on an Asian girl. I died when I heard this
Kids retarded

what is the best way you have been dispensed?
Feb 11 2013 3:16PM
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L.Hull
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Suspended sorry
Feb 11 2013 3:17PM
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.frenchy
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Hahah kid's gonna be a major troll by middle school.
Feb 11 2013 3:19PM
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Kid.Kelley
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I flushed pencils down the toilet in the middle school bathroom. Got suspended got 2 days haha
Feb 11 2013 3:27PM
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Stickity
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livin on the edge i see
Feb 11 2013 3:28PM
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95959
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Your brother is nothing but a patriot.
Feb 11 2013 3:29PM
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.frenchy
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You just won.
Feb 11 2013 3:33PM
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Kid.Kelley
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Haha very. I was like 10 so I was pretty badass back then
Feb 11 2013 3:33PM
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Amadeus.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA
Feb 11 2013 3:41PM
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EvanMeyer
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you sir are a gentleman and a scholar thank you for the laugh



but in 2nd grade I got suspended for giving a kid a swirly.....school and family were not happy about that one at all
Feb 11 2013 3:44PM
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1337
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I didn't think anyone actually gave those and they were simply rumored to exist. 2nd grader though HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Feb 11 2013 3:46PM
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Jeebus.
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Hahahah Nice! thats most excellent. With the pussy anti bullying shit now a days you'd probably get expelled for that, but well played.
Feb 11 2013 3:49PM
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a_burger
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How did you get caught?

Feb 11 2013 3:54PM
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monkatizer
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in middle school, one does not simply do something badass and not tell every single kid they know
Feb 11 2013 3:57PM
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Spinoza
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lost hahaha.
Seriously though what the fuck, why would you suspend a 5th grader? He's what, 11 years old? There are better ways to fix this
Feb 11 2013 3:58PM
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Bateman
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did the asian girl ask for it? was she naked?
Feb 11 2013 4:17PM
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2_fadez
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Feb 11 2013 4:18PM
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PeppermillReno
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Got to be more to this. What did he say was his reason for spitting on her.

I can't really pass judgement either way right now...
Feb 11 2013 4:54PM
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YoungDaysMedia
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im not sure how the fire alarm tigger is in the US but in switzerland its a button with a small plastic case in fornt of it

5 years back one time at lunch (like mot lunch times) i was chillin with a buddy by the vending machine, and i was playing around and touching the plastic case surrounding it and joking that i would break it

i was flicking it and then, out of nowwhere, pops my libyan friend (only arab in school), he tell's me

"that not how you break it" and then proceds to nuckle the shit out that plastic case, of course the case breaks

there was then about 2 sec of pure silence, and then off goes the fire alarm, never and i mean NEVER have me and my friend laughed so hard (my libyan friend literraly went turned a KKK white, i guess the reality of it all just hit him)

i laughed so hard i was on the floor crying when the fire department arrived, i questionned him after and asked him why he did it, turns out he has no idea, was kind of a on the moment action
Feb 11 2013 4:58PM
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Chief.
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in 6th grade this kid said i called him fat and i refused to apologize cuz im a badass like that so i got iss/no recess for 2 weeks

Feb 11 2013 5:20PM
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mowglii
Posts: 545 - Karma: 339
got two days for pressing my bare buttocks against my art teachers window while she was teaching a class. My parents thought it was funny so they weren't too mad
Feb 11 2013 5:24PM
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Panda_with_Guns
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 1,620
i once almost got suspended for calling a kid out (major base ball douche jock)for being a peice of shit and cheating on his gf and all that and he slapped me so hard i hand print on my face for like a week. he didnt get shit, because apparently he was having a bad day and because he tried to say sorry like a million times (he didnt mean it). it still pisses me off.
Feb 11 2013 5:25PM
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RimJobber
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2 weeks of lunch and recess in the Principals office in first grade because some kid stole my football and I started beating the shit out of him with my lunchbox. Only problem was that he took karate and put me in a headlock...
Feb 11 2013 5:26PM
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Bock
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I read that, thought about it, then cringed because i realized they are 5th graders. messed up
Feb 11 2013 5:31PM
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*SNO*
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You get all the karmazzzzzz
Feb 11 2013 5:33PM
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ColinB
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A kid in second grade threw a chair at a couple of my friends. One of them saw it coming and flipped the table and ducked behind it. it was epic
Feb 11 2013 5:37PM
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Rosstafarian
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Got sent home for saying "suck my dick" to some kid when I was in Kindergarten.
Feb 11 2013 5:37PM
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JeremyClarkson
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I mean this in the least offensive way possible but you sound like a huge bitch.
Feb 11 2013 5:44PM
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BrewskiJr
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I fucking lost so bad. hahahaa
Feb 11 2013 7:34PM
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Bateman
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thats usually when they start out.
Feb 12 2013 5:28AM
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lineskier10
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you both should have been suspended for for having the gay
Feb 12 2013 6:03AM
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Petey.
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Good. Asian girls are trash anyways
Feb 12 2013 8:00AM
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Bateman
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Thats pretty racist.


Feb 12 2013 8:01AM
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Petey.
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Anything that isn't positive nowadays is considered racist. Ok.

So you disagree with my original statement?
Feb 12 2013 8:07AM
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whoa-dere
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They called my parents when I told a hispanic girl that she's stupid in 6th grade.
Feb 12 2013 8:09AM
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Bateman
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No, but specifying a race, and then saying something negative/hateful about that race, is yes, racist. In fact thats pretty much the definition of it.
Feb 12 2013 8:11AM
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Petey.
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Oh, it's not simply Asians. In fact, several good friends of mine are of the asian persuasion. I just hate their women.
Feb 12 2013 8:30AM
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Bateman
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"sexism is like racism, just not as bad but still really bad"
Feb 12 2013 8:38AM
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Petey.
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Nobody cares yo! :D
Feb 12 2013 8:41AM
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brotherdad
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Me and my friend photobombed the 7th grade honor roll picture, we got in school suspension where we sat in separate rooms all day. Our two rooms happened to be right next to each other, we communicated with each other by knocking on the walls.
Feb 12 2013 9:08AM
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freestyler540
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That made my morning. Just think of the ridicule this kid is going to take at school.
Feb 12 2013 9:15AM
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ZeechMcHuck
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Threads for future ideas
Feb 12 2013 11:47AM
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vincentlee223
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I have two cousins are who sisters with a years difference in age. On the way back from school on the school bus, the older sister (grade 3 at the time) got pushed by some little boy. The younger sister proceeded to punch the kid in the face multiple times until he started crying and ran to the driver.
Feb 12 2013 2:21PM
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theblackrod
Posts: 2162 - Karma: 575
holy god the day before ash wednesday. you sir. win.
Feb 12 2013 3:54PM
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theblackrod
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holy god the day before ash wednesday. you sir. win.
Feb 12 2013 3:55PM
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VoodooThursday
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shouldve used smoke signals
Feb 12 2013 3:57PM
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FatWhore
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Me and my buddies stole brown paint squares from the art room, cut them in half so they looked like turds and put 1 or 2 in every single toilet in the school... The school put 2 and 2 together when they found 50 missing brown paints and "turds" in every toilet..
Feb 12 2013 4:02PM
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rtopken
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Kid threw a chair at me in 5th grade because I was "annoying" him...I proceeded to punch him in the face. Got two days for that one...
Feb 12 2013 4:19PM
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POTandPans
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I spit on an asian everday, although it is my wife and its useful as lubricant so i guess it doesnt apply here
Feb 12 2013 4:21PM
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Kid.Kelley
Posts: 565 - Karma: 181

well we came into school the next and the toilet was completely gone. there just wasnt one there. They found the pensils. Some bitch told the teacher.... what a snitch

Feb 12 2013 4:26PM
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