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skiing, obviously easier than snowboarding

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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
in the world of skiing, no name local kids are throwing 450s on rails, switch rodeo 7s, 1080s, whatever. how many no name snowboarders out there are doing shit like this? none. skiing is obviously for little girls with warped vaginas.
Nov 8 2004 3:38PM
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freeskiing04
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 10
mommy, you have a warped vagina
-Ira
Member No. 8857
Viva La Rèsistance

i think the hustle dance is pretty sick - DENALI44
Nov 8 2004 3:40PM
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D-rocket
Posts: 2494 - Karma: 11
thats because snowboarders are fucking posers bitch, like you, faggot.
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Nov 8 2004 3:47PM
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D-rocket
Posts: 2494 - Karma: 11
stop spewing comments out of your asshole.... bitch
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Nov 8 2004 3:48PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
^ obviously in a crisis because he devoted part of his life participating in a sport that requires close to no skill.
Nov 8 2004 4:09PM
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D-rocket
Posts: 2494 - Karma: 11
^ obviously some crazy low self esteem problem , has to rag on every human on this website.
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Nov 8 2004 4:11PM
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aclsarescary
Posts: 4010 - Karma: 31
yeah and they wear dangliged to prove there TUFF
Nov 8 2004 4:12PM
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quebecfreestyler
Posts: 13040 - Karma: 1,419
snowboards = harder to spin

skis= harder not to look awfully gay
'I think I woud be laughing too hard if I had sex with a guy because gay people are so funny' - Marc Balaban (resnick)
Nov 8 2004 4:13PM
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Pavesi
Posts: 628 - Karma: 10
this is a sking website pissoff
maybe skiers are just more talented then you
o ya
posers / followers =snowboarders

Nov 8 2004 4:13PM
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D-rocket
Posts: 2494 - Karma: 11
yo guy , you just got owned dog.
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Nov 8 2004 4:14PM
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ATLANTASKI
Posts: 6009 - Karma: 11
dude mommy will own you whenever, you think you know but you have no idea

KNUCK IF YOU BUCK BOY

The Michael Jordan, the Babe Ruth, The Wayne Gretzky of Newschoolers.com idiots needs no introduction.... but here\\\'s one anyways. John Andrew Steward, a rich kid from Georgia, will not hesitate for a moment to tell you exactly what he\\\'s thinking (and I use that term loosely). His over 2000 posts make him one of the most prolific retards on our list, and he\\\'s become something of a legend on this website, representing the ever-growing intellectually devoid section of the membership here at NS.com. In fact, when the Golden Wheelchair award was first conceived, there was some talk of naming it after him, as a dedication. Also among his qualifications are his being named so often to Crystal-Needs-A-Park\\\'s honorary hall of fame for stupid posts, that the proprietor was forced to abandon the project: Atlantaski simply flooded it too quickly. Further, he had more entries into the original Hall of Fame for Stupid Posts than any other member of Newschoolers.com. Though he went into temporary retirement a few months ago, he has recently returned with a vengeance and, far from missing a beat, has stepped his stupidity up to new heights, recently capturing a GW award for mocking Trevor Peterson. He is fully deserving of his place near the top of this list
Nov 8 2004 4:15PM
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D-rocket
Posts: 2494 - Karma: 11
mommy has no owning capabilitiesithink we shoudl decide this in a rap battle
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Nov 8 2004 4:18PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
i could own this entire site in the blink of an eye, with the exception of lat, phrosty, yamatom, and a few others.
Nov 8 2004 4:21PM
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Freeskier22
Posts: 991 - Karma: 19
since the pourpose of this thread was to piss off people who care too much about what others think. for instance i think mommy doesnt actually believe what he is saying, although it does make some sense. FUCK SKIING ITS WAY TOO EASY ALL YOU PUSSY SKIERS DONT EVEN KNOW HOW COOL SNOWBOARDING IS YOU FUNKING FAGOTOOTASS.. ps mommy would own you man, dont even try


thats for democrats, and the stinkin liberals too
Nov 8 2004 4:23PM
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scientist
Posts: 6920 - Karma: 348
mommys a cock massaging fag. fuck him, and his vagina.




Shes gonna make coats out of us!
Nov 8 2004 4:24PM
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D-rocket
Posts: 2494 - Karma: 11
if mommy coudl own me at a rap battle he woudl attmept it but hesfrightened by the challeneg , you got shookc , you SHOOK
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Nov 8 2004 4:31PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
huckster, fuckster, cock luster. i will make mintsmeat out of you. i will pump your anus so full of cum your shit will look likes it laminated when it comes out.
Nov 8 2004 4:31PM
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Pavesi
Posts: 628 - Karma: 10
dudes this is just lame stop this thread
Nov 8 2004 4:34PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
physcic skier, more like anal pee-er.

drops nuts on babies stomachs likes its what he was born to do.

he hates every race but his, spic, negro or jew.
phsycic skiers reads boys minds to find out how long there cocks are.

phsycic skiers steps on land-mines just so hot sargents comfort his penis.

l8r
Nov 8 2004 4:34PM
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mikee
Posts: 7813 - Karma: 5
SHIt BOYZm, these Playaz r goin OFF n shyt, best watch urselfz, cus hevee stufs goun dun.

-Michael Lifshitz-
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www.absoluteskishop.com
Nov 8 2004 4:36PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
pavesi, guzzling cum like a pansy.

mowing down cocks like john deere mows down grass.

he suckles on sacks and he plugs up ass.
Nov 8 2004 4:36PM
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JackBach
Posts: 4155 - Karma: -5
I can't believe people have time to post messages just to get a rise out of the kiddies. Nothing else better to do than come onto a ski web site and rip on skiing? They're both about having fun and killin it in the mountains. Grow up and get over the divide.
Nov 8 2004 4:39PM
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Pavesi
Posts: 628 - Karma: 10
mommy stop being such a fucktard act ur age unless ur a little girly who gets her thrills out of dissing people on the ns
Nov 8 2004 4:40PM
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Aerozol
Posts: 1124 - Karma: 488
haha i learnt how to snowboard in a week, my little brother doesn't even snowboard but we can both do big rails.
Snowboarding= hard for first two days
Skiing= easy for three years, but you still suck dick after three years
mommy= obviously doesnt know what he's talking about
If I had more energy, I'd burn that young mans face
Nov 8 2004 4:41PM
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D-rocket
Posts: 2494 - Karma: 11
peaice of shit in trainnig , ill teach you some lessoins on rappin, too bad you think itsl iek crapping , i shoudl just fuckin do some stabbin, ON YOU.
lamintaed poo? what tha fuck you talkin about yeh god damn foool? yo its cool i know your just a tool. you threaten me? my boys be prepping me, my cats be reppin me, and dawg im ready, for the rap battle, of the century. bitch.

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Nov 8 2004 4:42PM
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D-rocket
Posts: 2494 - Karma: 11
yo pavesilaaa shut up fool , mommy is cool, sometimes he rules.

but his raps are lame , i read it, its way too tame.

im lyrical and shit, and your rhymes are twisted, like a twizzler your shit is filler, nothing is killer and you fall like you ainst gangsta for riller

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Nov 8 2004 4:45PM
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UrbanAssualt
Posts: 1064 - Karma: 10
actually my friend who snowboards can do all the tricks you listed and hes a no name
Nov 8 2004 4:51PM
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ecski73
Posts: 840 - Karma: 12
how do they not know he is kidding???




who dey?
Nov 8 2004 4:52PM
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THEYCALLME
Posts: 731 - Karma: 10
you guys get mad easy.
if he thinks that let the dude suck by himself
Nov 8 2004 4:52PM
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D-rocket
Posts: 2494 - Karma: 11
yo guy noones messin around fool. this ios fo reallz
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Nov 8 2004 4:52PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
sidekick_skier be makin me laff n shit, my titz is shakking
Nov 8 2004 4:58PM
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aclsarescary
Posts: 4010 - Karma: 31
man you fools all be wrong MOMMY is serious as fuck!
Nov 8 2004 5:00PM
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D-rocket
Posts: 2494 - Karma: 11
mop me, knob, flee

you aint got nothin on this ( holds shirt up gnagsterly)

im done for the night homedog , i have ot get on the hoemwokr , yeh dig? nice battling witch'you , ya you cool. yo aint no tool , i be foolin, yo crystal cool like a superb jewel. foolin with the kids dat rules dis websites. ya checked it. props homie
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Nov 8 2004 5:05PM
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mikee
Posts: 7813 - Karma: 5
Yo deese boyz, they got curdasee, dey be rockin me, and rockin da streets wid deir brewed and backed techniques and beats. Dey know what respect is, kno how to keep a neck slit, and most of all, they got balls and know to give props.

-Michael Lifshitz-
Jibberishradical
www.absoluteskishop.com
Nov 8 2004 5:14PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
to mikee...

only 14 but his bodys like a man.
chistle cut abs and arms, lightly toasted tan.
buzzed pubes and lush cock, hangs about 7 inches.
i want to undress his butt, and give it some sassy pinches.
Nov 8 2004 5:24PM
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ATLANTASKI
Posts: 6009 - Karma: 11
word^

KNUCK IF YOU BUCK BOY

The Michael Jordan, the Babe Ruth, The Wayne Gretzky of Newschoolers.com idiots needs no introduction.... but here\\\'s one anyways. John Andrew Steward, a rich kid from Georgia, will not hesitate for a moment to tell you exactly what he\\\'s thinking (and I use that term loosely). His over 2000 posts make him one of the most prolific retards on our list, and he\\\'s become something of a legend on this website, representing the ever-growing intellectually devoid section of the membership here at NS.com. In fact, when the Golden Wheelchair award was first conceived, there was some talk of naming it after him, as a dedication. Also among his qualifications are his being named so often to Crystal-Needs-A-Park\\\'s honorary hall of fame for stupid posts, that the proprietor was forced to abandon the project: Atlantaski simply flooded it too quickly. Further, he had more entries into the original Hall of Fame for Stupid Posts than any other member of Newschoolers.com. Though he went into temporary retirement a few months ago, he has recently returned with a vengeance and, far from missing a beat, has stepped his stupidity up to new heights, recently capturing a GW award for mocking Trevor Peterson. He is fully deserving of his place near the top of this list
Nov 8 2004 5:48PM
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D-rocket
Posts: 2494 - Karma: 11
mikees sexy
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Nov 8 2004 6:12PM
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t-roy
Posts: 4041 - Karma: 52
to MOMMY- you said this to huckster...huckster, fuckster, cock luster. i will make mintsmeat out of you. i will pump your anus so full of cum your shit will look likes it laminated when it comes out....

you are saying you would rape his anus? sick dude, just sick....and who has rap battles on a skiing forum. good grief...
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I shall be pinch'd to death- Shakespeare
Nov 8 2004 6:13PM
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ATLANTASKI
Posts: 6009 - Karma: 11
skiings all about havin freestyle rap battles ,killa

KNUCK IF YOU BUCK BOY

The Michael Jordan, the Babe Ruth, The Wayne Gretzky of Newschoolers.com idiots needs no introduction.... but here\\\'s one anyways. John Andrew Steward, a rich kid from Georgia, will not hesitate for a moment to tell you exactly what he\\\'s thinking (and I use that term loosely). His over 2000 posts make him one of the most prolific retards on our list, and he\\\'s become something of a legend on this website, representing the ever-growing intellectually devoid section of the membership here at NS.com. In fact, when the Golden Wheelchair award was first conceived, there was some talk of naming it after him, as a dedication. Also among his qualifications are his being named so often to Crystal-Needs-A-Park\\\'s honorary hall of fame for stupid posts, that the proprietor was forced to abandon the project: Atlantaski simply flooded it too quickly. Further, he had more entries into the original Hall of Fame for Stupid Posts than any other member of Newschoolers.com. Though he went into temporary retirement a few months ago, he has recently returned with a vengeance and, far from missing a beat, has stepped his stupidity up to new heights, recently capturing a GW award for mocking Trevor Peterson. He is fully deserving of his place near the top of this list
Nov 8 2004 6:14PM
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D-rocket
Posts: 2494 - Karma: 11
^evidently not you , i hope mommy rapes my ass , huckster is one lucky pimpster
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Nov 8 2004 6:15PM
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D-rocket
Posts: 2494 - Karma: 11
^evidently not you , i hope mommy rapes my ass , huckster is one lucky pimpster
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Nov 8 2004 6:17PM
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albatross.
Posts: 4380 - Karma: 772
mommy, snowboarding has so many talented groms because it has so many groms. Sure only 1 out of 20 snowboard groms are any good, but there are so many of them that you wind up with tons of kids who are unreal.
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I hate moguls.
Nov 8 2004 6:18PM
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mikee
Posts: 7813 - Karma: 5
to mommy:

Your eyes pierce me like a knife through flesh
your lips stun me like a gun set to fun
Your tears hurt me like the sun when I forget to put my sun tan lotion on.
And last but not least, your tongue flushes me like i just took a big dump and i know itll be a while till I get another one.

-Michael Lifshitz-
Jibberishradical
www.absoluteskishop.com
Nov 8 2004 6:23PM
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freelowda
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mommy's all about the controversy. just like eminem; and look how successful he is.
Nov 8 2004 6:27PM
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huckster989
Posts: 2147 - Karma: 12
well i'd have to say your wrong cuz i've been skiing most my life tried snowboarding once and was doing 180s and almost 3s by the end of the first day so i'd say that snowboarding is easy as shit and infact i'll probably be able to do rails if i snowboard a second time!


M~M~C


Work is like anti-hippie spray; they stay the fuck away from it

Nov 8 2004 6:31PM
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jay111
Posts: 163 - Karma: 10
And the point of this is? U people scare me. Neither sport is easier, it depends on your physiology and your background. Some people will be better at skiing, others at snowboarding.
'Growing Young'
Nov 8 2004 6:31PM
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D-rocket
Posts: 2494 - Karma: 11
true i suppose, thas not the secret however.

mikke yo rap is dopegnar
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Nov 8 2004 6:32PM
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scientist
Posts: 6920 - Karma: 348
sometimes when i ski, i feel warm pee, and i say gee, i drank to much tea, i bought my girl friend a g....string...for her birthday (she dumped my ass)




Shes gonna make coats out of us!
Nov 8 2004 6:32PM
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D-rocket
Posts: 2494 - Karma: 11
this man is bitchin, his grill be showin it.


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Nov 8 2004 6:35PM
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SkeeOrDye
Posts: 4027 - Karma: 42
i havent been on the forums in like a year, and i cant believe how many newbies are trying to fight mommy. what a bunch of ignorant little bitches. respect your elders.

Ima tell you a story so let me have your ears,
i will tell all you nukkas this shit is for real,
you cant stop mommy hes been doin this shit for years,
so shut up bitches cuz now you know the deal!


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Nov 8 2004 6:35PM
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Spam_Man_1500
Posts: 1358 - Karma: 12
peeing all day is the best when you're in the west, come by and give it a try, one day you're gonna die, minds well try, peeing in the west! (SYDDDDEEE)
Nov 8 2004 6:41PM
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