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SHIT JUST GOT REAL

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.frenchy
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Pope benny just said he's too old for this shit and is quitting on the 28th.


Feb 11 2013 8:02AM
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esotericjive
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Splanderiferous.
Feb 11 2013 8:05AM
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most_mint
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Now they get to have another cult meeting to pick the next oldest eligible white guy.
Feb 11 2013 8:06AM
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oil.
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brock obama is the next pope
Feb 11 2013 8:28AM
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.AR6rider.
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First pope to resign in 600 years. What a baller.
Feb 11 2013 8:32AM
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Mr.Sloth
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"Fuck you guys, I'm out. Peace" -Pope Benedict
Feb 11 2013 8:38AM
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Bonzalo
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Finally.
Feb 11 2013 8:40AM
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KLovelace
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WOOOO POPE ELECTIONS> SO DAMN THRILLING.
Feb 11 2013 8:53AM
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HWW
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Feb 11 2013 8:53AM
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Bonzalo
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And the most likely to be chosen is a black pope.
Feb 11 2013 9:02AM
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2_fadez
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Rev Run
Feb 11 2013 9:22AM
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BrewskiJr
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Oh yeah? I'm sure you have so much vested in Benedict as a pope
Feb 11 2013 9:51AM
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SKIINGISEASY
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What will happen to the eggs benedict recipe?!
Feb 11 2013 10:36AM
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Stickity
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#revrun4pope
Feb 11 2013 10:38AM
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corona
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Who the fuck gives a shit about an outdated old fart bag who's part of the reason AIDS is so prevalent in first world countries where he campaigns against the use of condoms.
Feb 11 2013 10:42AM
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YoungDaysMedia
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i hope they pick someone young (when i say young i mean preferably under 65)

didn't have anything against benedict, its just that its kinda hard top top John Paul's reign
Feb 11 2013 10:42AM
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Mr.Sloth
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THE POPE IS ILLUMINATI LOLOL
Feb 11 2013 10:44AM
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maximiliaan
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He quits cause he knows he still had time to get some pussy... Bitches love resigned popes, its a fact
Feb 11 2013 10:53AM
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Amadeus.
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yup.

Good riddance pope Benedict. You were a terrible pope and are a terrible man. A protector of child rapists and torturers. Lets all rejoice at the fact that when he resigns no man will claim to be infallible, and we will all be normal human beings.
Feb 11 2013 11:39AM
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.frenchy
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Simmer down there guy.
Feb 11 2013 11:42AM
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Spinoza
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Good, Old Black Men > Old White Men. Unless they're English, Then we need more variables
Feb 11 2013 11:43AM
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ILLinoisance
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So, now that there's an opening in the Pope's position, I vote for Jerry Sandusky to replace him. He has plenty of free time and would suit the job perfectly.
Feb 11 2013 6:49PM
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Heart
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tru dat. but will the next pope really be any different? probably not
Feb 11 2013 6:50PM
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newnewschool
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The Catholic Church says its wrong to use condoms if you're married, and wrong to have sex before you're married. It doesn't say that the use of a condom before you're married is wrong. So, therefore, married unprotected sex=OK If you aren't cheating on your spouse, then AIDS can't spread.

Read your facts before you bash anyone. The man is just stating what his religion believes, not trying to spread AIDS.
Feb 11 2013 7:34PM
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Culture+
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great that means the'll get some other dude to take advantage of children..

Feb 11 2013 7:49PM
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artfullydodged
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So? The catholic churches stubbornness in the face of irrefutable scientific evidence and changing cultural norms (people being okay with premarital and promiscuous sex) lead to catholics thinking protecting themselves with condoms wasn't okay and a ton of them got aids as a result.
Feb 11 2013 7:50PM
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.frenchy
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Atheist?

h8 harder !
Feb 11 2013 7:50PM
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Culture+
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not meaning to hate on the catholic chuch but they seem like pretty awful people and their religion is blinded by some things.
Feb 11 2013 8:18PM
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roddy116
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herpafuckingderp
Feb 11 2013 8:28PM
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corona
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how's it feel to have 7003 posts of garbage? try contributing something useful for once (that doesn't mean mediocre shredsauce levels)
Feb 11 2013 8:46PM
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Bonzalo
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you just went full retarded

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Feb 11 2013 8:55PM
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roddy116
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how about you actually say something that is factually correct than choosing to be ignorant?
Feb 11 2013 9:08PM
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SkiBum.
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On to the next head of the kiddie touchers!
Feb 11 2013 9:10PM
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corona
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except that it is factually correct.
Feb 11 2013 9:13PM
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roddy116
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no its not, if you knew one single thing about catholic beliefs and their beliefs on sexuality then you would understand this, but i guess you just choose to believe what some guy on comedy central tells you.
Feb 11 2013 9:15PM
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corona
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Except that the Catholic church is 100% against the use of contraception and popes past and present have been adamant opponents to contraception and have said so publicly. I don't know what you're getting at.
Feb 11 2013 9:23PM
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corona
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also they touch children
Feb 11 2013 9:23PM
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roddy116
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you view that as a bad thing, which is a bad thing, but dont come up and badmouth other peoples choice (and way way more healthy) lifestyle solely because someone says that you should wait tilll marraige to have sex and not put latex on your thingy.

and yeah there were some scandals in the church, and the priests were kicked out and not allowed to be priests anymore, but they were forgiven (based off of catholic belief of forgiveness). also i can tell you that more average people touch children in a half a day then there were priests that committed those acts, the media really blew it up because they have nothing better to do with their time.
Feb 11 2013 9:28PM
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.AR6rider.
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You guys are both fucking retarded. Shut up.
Feb 11 2013 9:28PM
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roddy116
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someone has to do this...
Feb 11 2013 9:31PM
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corona
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ok so now you're agreeing. I am right. The pope and Catholic church absolutely are against contraception. And yes, it absolutely is a bad thing. 100% a bad thing.
Feb 11 2013 9:33PM
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corona
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It's a fucking message board, man. Somewhere you can post about just about anything and read what other people have to say about it. If you don't like a thread, don't click on it. I realize that must be SO god damned hard for you, but just try.

-AR6Rider
Feb 11 2013 9:36PM
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roddy116
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yeah artificial contraception is a bad thing the side effects that come along with it. that why there is a thing called natural family planning (it is even more effective than birth control condom etc FYI)
Feb 11 2013 9:37PM
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.AR6rider.
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How is that in any way related? I posted my opinion. My opinion is that you're a fucking retard. So is Roddy. Just because my opinion happens to be generally accepted as fact is unrelated. I have nothing against the thread. It was interesting until you two started acting like fucking down's children.
Feb 11 2013 9:39PM
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Abu_Hajaar
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They should give it to Bill Cosby.
Feb 11 2013 9:39PM
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corona
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I posted my opinion about that long thread. My opinion is that it's fucking retarded.

this is hilarious by the way.
Feb 11 2013 9:45PM
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Daph
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Feb 11 2013 9:48PM
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Heart
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such as...?
Feb 11 2013 9:57PM
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artfullydodged
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Not having a baby? Latex scented trouser snake?
Feb 11 2013 10:03PM
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artfullydodged
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All of roddy's posts are convoluted as fuck, he has no idea what he's talking about.
Feb 11 2013 10:05PM
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1337
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^His post about you posting garbage was spot on
Feb 11 2013 10:07PM
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