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I want my girlfriend to send me nudes

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the_moderaper
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Ok forreal, I want my girlfriend to send me some boobies and I'm kinda at a loss. We're both over 18 its not illegal. We've been dating or like 6 months, she used to basically live in my dorm so we'd have slip and slide time like twice a day. We're naked all the time and she still won't send me boobies.

I tried when we were sober. When she was bored alone at home. Last night when she was super drunk. It won't work and I know a little ns immaturity will do the trick.

AAAND go.
Feb 10 2013 11:00PM
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Jeebus.
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Its called convincing, she probably won't let you stick it in her butt the first time you ask her either.
Feb 10 2013 11:02PM
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the-honeypossum
Posts: 529 - Karma: 130

why do you want pics when you can get some whever you want? ahaha

Feb 10 2013 11:02PM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18221 - Karma: 12,323
Hey. Dump em out. Thx.
Feb 10 2013 11:05PM
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accualyisdolan
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This
Feb 10 2013 11:05PM
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SlimDunkin.
Posts: 2065 - Karma: 361
So on the off chance that she isn't around he can rub one out to his girlfriends (assumingly) awesome tittays.

And OP I don't know what shape your cocks in, but why not try initiating something? Maybe she'll feel a little more comfortable
Feb 10 2013 11:05PM
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.AR6rider.
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Sounds like his girlfriend sucks dick at suckin' dick. He needs the pics so he can avoid his girlfriend and savagely beat one out in the dorm bathroom.
Feb 10 2013 11:05PM
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Jeebus.
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This usually works for me. There's something about the phrase dump em out. that just makes the titties jump out of the shirts.
Feb 10 2013 11:06PM
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roddy116
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seem like a pretty messed up relationship if you have to get intimate with a picture on a screen when the person you are getting intimate with is your girlfriend...
Feb 10 2013 11:07PM
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accualyisdolan
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Savagely lol
Feb 10 2013 11:08PM
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roddy116
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well didnt totally read, but why do you need boobies on your phone of her? still kind of sad.
Feb 10 2013 11:09PM
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the-honeypossum
Posts: 529 - Karma: 130
well maybe
Feb 10 2013 11:09PM
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pomme-de-terre
Posts: 3915 - Karma: 703
dude.

no fucking idea. some girls ive been with have just hit me up with nudes without me even saying anything, im just at work, i get a text "hey whats this?" holy fucking shit that girl is naked. some other girls i have begged for just half a fucking nipple and gotten nothing. this one girl used to just send me pictures of her dogs all the time.

so thats my contribution.
Feb 10 2013 11:10PM
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james6345789
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take a picture of her while she's nude? think outside of the box.
Feb 10 2013 11:10PM
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1337
Posts: 31054 - Karma: 29,232
I feel like after 6 months, if she hasnt given them to you she probably has a reason, and being a boyfriend of 6 months you should probably know and respect that she isnt going to do it...
Feb 10 2013 11:10PM
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Poikenz
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Tell her you want to try some kinky shit, tie her to the bed THEN blindfold her. Here is the genius part, tell her you are putting on a rubber or doing something stupid like putting on socks because your feet are cold then secretly snap some pics, later on photoshop her face onto her body so it looks like she isn't wearing a blindfold and bam perfectly good jerking material for when she isn't around.
Feb 10 2013 11:11PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
Pics4pics?
Feb 10 2013 11:12PM
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roddy116
Posts: 10627 - Karma: 7,423
this bothers me a lot for some reason...
Feb 10 2013 11:12PM
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Jeebus.
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Sure, whats the digits? just fore warning i think it might be too big to fit in the frame on my iPhone camera...
Feb 10 2013 11:15PM
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whoa-dere
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u n me ?
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Feb 10 2013 11:15PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
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send her dick pics, its the only way. make sure your face is in them. lots of balls too.
Feb 10 2013 11:18PM
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the-honeypossum
Posts: 529 - Karma: 130
dont even try to understand girls.. only girls understand girls and most of them hate other girls.
Feb 10 2013 11:20PM
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IFuckBitches69
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i just send bitches mad pics of my hot dick and they just beg for it. and in the meantime they like to send me tons of nudes and shit. its hot
Feb 10 2013 11:22PM
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El_Barto.
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thankfully me and my baby dick dont have to worry about this
Feb 10 2013 11:25PM
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the_moderaper
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Hey.. I respect my girlfriend very much so, I just want some boobies on my phone. We're not at the same college anymore so we only get to see each other twice a week or so. I didn't see a problem with wanting a picture of boobs of my girlfriend. She's kinky as fuck, honestly she has more sex drive than I do, I can't think of anything we haven't done yet. The only reason I never asked for a tit pic before was because she lived on my penis most the day. I didn't need it.

Feb 10 2013 11:28PM
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ski.cats
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thats my goal in every relationship
Feb 10 2013 11:29PM
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Bonzalo
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But, who was pics?
Feb 10 2013 11:33PM
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k-fred
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so you pee'd in her butt??!?!?!?!?
Feb 10 2013 11:34PM
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1337
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Not all girls are down to have their tits floating around on phones. If she flat out refuses, that's that and you'll have to live with porn or her actually fucking you.
Feb 10 2013 11:35PM
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the-honeypossum
Posts: 529 - Karma: 130
ever try a alaskan pipeline?
Feb 10 2013 11:35PM
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edai
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She got the boot huh...
Feb 10 2013 11:37PM
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ironic
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Once every week? Forgive me for saying this, but I get to see my significant other once a month, you should be very grateful. Try bringing the topic up with her, act like the adult you are and be mature about it. Let her know that you'd rather be able to see pictures of her instead of some random girl. If she still says no, that's her personal choice and you should be able to respect that.
Feb 10 2013 11:42PM
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Jeebus.
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Clearly you haven't heard on the candid camera method...
Feb 10 2013 11:42PM
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deleted5
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it works best for me (if she keeps saying no) when you'er actually together and take a pic of her backside or something right after sex or during with your phone and not tell her. BUT MAKE SURE her face isn't in it. you gota ease the bitch into it. and if that fails
Feb 10 2013 11:53PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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bummer. i've never been denied nudes by a girl.
Feb 10 2013 11:55PM
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deleted5
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meant to say not to ask her before you do it then tell her and show her or keep the flash on so she knows you took a pic. i fucked that up bad
Feb 10 2013 11:56PM
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Jesse.White
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Feb 10 2013 11:57PM
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Phil-X-
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isnt it obvious?


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snapchat dat shit
Feb 10 2013 11:58PM
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Steve-Brown
Posts: 1894 - Karma: 810
start with 2 sec snapchats
and work up to the point where you can screenshot the shit
orr
skype her right after she takes a shower and be like "babe i wanna see you try on some clothes/underwear" boom she's at least down to panties, then tell her to try on all of her bras or something

works like a charm

and hazza, nakey lady. *screenshot* instamasturbation4dayz
Feb 10 2013 11:59PM
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.Apex.
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Keep letting her catch you watching porn and be like "its not cause theyre hotter than you I just dont have any thing of you too look at or else i would"... for a week she'll be like yea ok whatever not gonna happen. then magically the next week the nudies begin to arrive.
Feb 11 2013 12:01AM
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the_moderaper
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Guys. I got something. I got a picture of her naked in the bathtub but she has bubbles over her boobsies. She just fucking with me now haha.
Feb 11 2013 12:13AM
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PeppermillReno
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I wouldn't push the issue on this. If she isn't offering forget about it.

Imagine you met a girl and found out her ex bf had pictures of her naked and used them as blackmail and stuff. You wouldn't be happy. Do you have a sister? Do you want her BF having nude pics of her?

I'd cut the shit and watch porn. Keep it up and you'll find yourself dumped.


On a related note it is EXTREMELY easy to get a girl to make a porno with you if you offer to do it on her phone/camera and make sure you don't ask for a copy for yourself. Just let them be comfortable and not regret doing it since they are the ones who possess the video and usually they'll eventually offer to send you a copy.

I have yet to get turned down when I suggest it because I specifically make the point that I don't want a copy for myself since I don't want them to regret it and get all upset and shit like girls sometimes do.




Feb 11 2013 12:16AM
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Stose
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Perfect. This needs to be put on a plaque somewhere important
Feb 11 2013 12:32AM
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tripnip
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I have found that most girlfriends are reluctant to send them. And I know some that get offended when you ask because they feel like they arn't doing a good enough job. But good luck. Pics or it didn't happen remember that.
Feb 11 2013 12:37AM
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Joebin
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Threads for when GF delivers and OP re-delivers
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Feb 11 2013 12:38AM
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feihlination
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VERY RELEVANT. i just died
Feb 11 2013 12:56AM
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the-honeypossum
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Right!?
Feb 11 2013 1:44AM
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RubberSoul
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exactly, some girls you just mess around with then ask and it works but some girls i wouldnt dare ask..wouldnt even know where to start. OP if you and your girlfriend ever talk about you J-in off just try to flatter her with the idea that you wanna jerk off to her. otherwise best of luck i can't offer any advice here
Feb 11 2013 2:31AM
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sNaubi
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cracked me up haha
Feb 11 2013 4:40AM
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artfullydodged
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One more vote for snap chat. Ease her into it.
Feb 11 2013 6:35AM
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.Rybak.
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Now if you do get the pics you realize what you have to do right?
Feb 11 2013 6:49AM
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