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NotGhood
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post some stories of funny stupid things you've done while skiing.

Today my friend decided it would be a great idea to play "screamin' seamen chicken" on the chair, which is exactly what it sounds like (do a screamin seamen on the chair and keep your legs crossed as long as you can before getting off.) One of my friends actually got his skis uncrossed because he rides 158s but me and the guy who had the idea in the first place both got our tips caught at the top of the chair, i got pulled forward and sucked under the chair then fell down the back of the platform where you get off and he got dragged all the way across the platform by the chair with his legs still crossed underneath it. Fortunately no one was injured and it was all laughs and good times and due the fact that it was last run nobody got their pass pulled.
Feb 10 2013 6:00PM
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TheBlueMtSkier
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I can only imagine everyone's reaction. Sounds like a fun time, though.



Feb 10 2013 6:07PM
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ThundaKilla
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Playing chicken with your eyes closed. One of my friends freaked out and fell off about ten feet before the lift station. Lulz were had.
Feb 10 2013 6:12PM
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a_burger
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Playing chicken on the lift in general is hilarious, especially if you have two dedicated people

Feb 10 2013 6:14PM
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theschneidler
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we stayed on the T-Bar as long as possible until like inches from the cable that stops it
Feb 10 2013 6:25PM
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.SeaStar
Posts: 145 - Karma: 38
Me and my friend tryed to see how many people we could depants and sew were about to get are tickets cliped until we skiied away and went to a different part of the mountain.
Feb 10 2013 7:28PM
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bnewbs6
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Sounds so funny.
Feb 10 2013 7:32PM
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_____alfredo____
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once i brought my pet horse on the lift
Feb 10 2013 8:27PM
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Forcillo
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Once I fucked your pet horse with a pile driver.

Speaking of screamin semens, my friends and I tried a screamin semen train off of a jump today. Needless to say the first guy fell and all hell broke loose. Lots of screamin and lots of semen.
Feb 10 2013 8:42PM
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skierman
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Fucking without a condom on. At the time it's the best idea ever but when you shoot off those lil KKK's into her black neighborhood, you realize it's a really bad idea.
Feb 10 2013 8:46PM
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FuckAllOfYou
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that is literally what my friends and I play on the lift... i always win. or tip chicken, where you dip your tips down so they're vertical... SS chicken is a little harder though. one of these days i'm gonna bail hard
Feb 10 2013 9:29PM
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MACK.
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The funniest thing to do is have you and a couple of friends hold hands on a cat track and go really slowly hahahaha people get so mad. best way to trollllllll

Feb 10 2013 9:40PM
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SFB
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strap a bomb on yourself and then see who goes the highest when it blows up.
Feb 10 2013 9:44PM
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roddy116
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me and my freinds decided to have a rope orgy, (20 people but2but from each other up the tow rope) lulz were had at the top.
Feb 10 2013 9:48PM
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JUP*
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One of my friends said I had no balls so I tried to back flip this tiny sketchy urban jump and I landed on my face the landing was all powder so I was fine and it was funny
Feb 10 2013 11:12PM
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homestar
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For added fun, slingshot the people on the ends of the chain.
Feb 10 2013 11:20PM
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NotGhood
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going off jumps holding hands is another fun way to almost die.
Feb 11 2013 7:29PM
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CaelW
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My friend and I tried to high five each other off a jump and crashed into each other midair
Feb 11 2013 7:42PM
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Mag
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Well this definitely belongs:


Feb 11 2013 7:48PM
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Granby_killdozer
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I saw two kids trying to do this on to a box at MHSSC this summer. The one on top ended up going over the other guys shoulders resulting in him getting run over and breaking his collar bone. It was hilarious to say the least.
Feb 11 2013 8:23PM
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RimJobber
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I still fucking laugh at that everytime. Just because I forget how high the kids feet go up and how close he is to flipping over

Feb 11 2013 8:40PM
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Mag
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Guy you don't know

Breaks his collarbone

Hilarious

Love it.
Feb 11 2013 8:42PM
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k3ndall.goodman
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trying to switch seats on the lift and my friend fell off
Feb 18 2013 6:23PM
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k3ndall.goodman
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trying to switch seats on the lift and my friend fell off
Feb 18 2013 6:23PM
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SloanKettering
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we wanted to se how long we could wait to put the bar up. at the last second we put it up and we got off but it fell back down. we go to get on the chair and get the same chair. it knocks us over because the bar is down. then the lift operator says "im gonna kill whoever did this"
Feb 18 2013 6:26PM
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slugworth
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A friend cut his old snowboard in 2 and pointed the bindings forward to make really short fat skis. They were the shit and we brought them all over the mountain, but somebody stole them. We also have constructed a chair on skis which we'll hopefully get to use at a mountain this week a vid may be on it's way
Feb 18 2013 6:54PM
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SloanKettering
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you better tape it and do a jump
Feb 18 2013 6:57PM
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slugworth
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that's the plan!
Feb 18 2013 9:04PM
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Balbertt
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One time I did something pretty crazy, I went into the snowboard park, and skied onto a long box, and landed it. Scariest thing I have ever done.
Feb 18 2013 9:23PM
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theschneidler
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hahahahahanzbabahahahababahahahahhaha!!!!!!!! u r funni
Feb 18 2013 9:45PM
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Reister
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This one time i went skiing. it was rad.
Feb 18 2013 9:51PM
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Balbertt
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Dude thats cray, I went XC skiing once. Thats my limit man
Feb 18 2013 10:15PM
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Reister
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pussy. ^^
Feb 18 2013 10:31PM
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MrSafety
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tried to 180 off the chairlift but instead slammed my skis into my friends shins and crashed sideways. liftie thought it was funny though so we're all good.
Feb 18 2013 10:43PM
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Balbertt
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Cant take a joke? haha
Feb 18 2013 10:46PM
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papermache
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Definitely tried to get 5 people on the quad. didn't make it far
Feb 19 2013 1:39AM
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Steezy_Peazy
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Safety first, right?
Feb 19 2013 7:28AM
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Reister
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I was joking back... apparently i fucked that one up.
Mar 9 2013 1:48AM
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Kreech
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What did I just read?
Mar 9 2013 2:21AM
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level_juan
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oh shit, i was there too. when andy was throwing the rail jam on the like last day? i actually have the video of it on my phone..
Mar 9 2013 2:42AM
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Kebec
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I'VE DONE THAT! I hung onto the chairlift until the the down part of where the chairlift goes to return to the bottom to untangle my skis... The lifty just watched and laughed as i skied away
Mar 10 2013 4:24PM
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LukasSchroeder
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VID IS NEEDED
Mar 10 2013 5:05PM
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qeefmasterflex
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Lay under the chair lift while your friends try to drop their poles on u
Mar 10 2013 6:18PM
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esotericjive
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Kid was my roommate lol. He just got right up, and skied down. Boss
Mar 10 2013 7:35PM
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CastrolMotorOIL
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Piss off the lift over the slalom course
Mar 10 2013 7:42PM
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chacha33
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Bomb the moguls without turning. My tip dug in and flipped all the way down. Broke my collar bone and chipped a tooth
Mar 10 2013 8:43PM
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Plankton
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jumped off the lift yesterday in powder and was fine, was skiing away casually and some lady on the life yells "OH MY JESUS, ARE YOU OKAY??" freaks out, and calls ski patrol up
Mar 10 2013 9:09PM
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level_juan
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its on my phone which isnt supported by my computer and im not sure how to share from mobile. So if someones a tech wiz they could help me out haha. buts heres a screen shot (you can see where this is going)
[IMG]file://localhost/Users/ainemaevehuntington/Desktop/2013-03-11%2021.43.14.png[/IMG]
Mar 12 2013 12:50AM
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level_juan
Posts: 137 - Karma: 167
wow i obviously dont know what i'm doing
Mar 12 2013 12:51AM
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level_juan
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Click for larger image
here we go
Mar 12 2013 12:56AM
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esotericjive
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Click for larger image
you can see where this is going
Mar 17 2013 9:43PM
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