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First world problems.

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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,352
Funniest first world problems? When the dominos online pizza tracker is down so I don't know when I have to put on pants to get my pizza
Feb 6 2013 11:47PM
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jbalz
Posts: 36 - Karma: 14
i hate reading bad threads on ns

but i always click them anyway
Feb 6 2013 11:50PM
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Pikachu.
Posts: 1290 - Karma: 1,641
I really hate people who have 5 posts and act like they've been on the site for months
Feb 6 2013 11:51PM
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jbalz
Posts: 36 - Karma: 14
i love fail attempts at burns
Feb 6 2013 11:52PM
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TropicStorm
Posts: 239 - Karma: 206
THIS.
Feb 6 2013 11:54PM
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SFB
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I see you have 0 karma you must be on here a lot.
Feb 6 2013 11:56PM
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Blake.P
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He registered today...
Feb 7 2013 1:51AM
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Jeebus.
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i got skid marks in my underwear. #firstwolrddumpstains
Feb 7 2013 1:54AM
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jack+
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Reconsider
Feb 7 2013 2:00AM
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Stickity
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i hate it when people don't fully appreciate how mind fuckingly incredible and seemingly impossible technology actually is. for example, a little box of glass, metal, and plastic can tell you what your friends are doing thousands of miles away because FUCKING WIGGLY PARTICLES FLYING THROUGH THE AIR THAT WE CAN'T SEE ARE TELLING IT WHAT YOUR FRIEND TOLD HIS LITTLE MAGIC BOX TO TELL YOU. LIKE WHAT THE FUCK. DOES ANYONE SEE HOW FUCKING INTENSE THAT IS? SOMEONE FIGURED THAT SHIT OUT AND NOW PEOPLE ACTUALLY HAVE THE AUDACITY TO COMPLAIN ABOUT IT.
Feb 7 2013 2:07AM
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daannnnieel
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You showed him whats up.
Feb 7 2013 2:15AM
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accualyisdolan
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It's cause kids take everything for granted. Most kids probly think the Internet is hundreds of years old
Feb 7 2013 2:27AM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
mother of god. it's a dolan post that doesn't make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Feb 7 2013 2:29AM
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Darth.Maul
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First world problem?
Feb 7 2013 2:32AM
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Mtougas
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the internet dates back to the 20th century. thats like 1 century ago man.
Feb 7 2013 2:33AM
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Stickity
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indeed
Feb 7 2013 2:39AM
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accualyisdolan
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I guess I'm not trying hard enough
Feb 7 2013 2:48AM
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Stickity
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and when you are it's a bit too apparent
Feb 7 2013 2:49AM
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Bart.Man
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ALMOST a Louis C.K. segment, but it's different enough I'll let it slide.

Yeah, I completely agree with that sentiment.
Feb 7 2013 2:55AM
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Stickity
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so that's where i got that idea implanted into my head. never would have remembered.
Feb 7 2013 2:58AM
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Kreech
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"Moble newschoolers is down. I guess I won't be able to check my personal messages to see if that fashionable jiberish or saga outerwear is indeed still available for me to purchase so I can be looking tip top when I'm spending hundreds of dollars to slide down a mountain owned by some billionaire. Hate it when that happens..."
Feb 7 2013 3:06AM
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Nacho+
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youve been a member for a day, what the fuck are you talking about?
Feb 7 2013 7:49AM
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Cataplonic
Posts: 166 - Karma: 47
its cant tell if this is a bad thread
Feb 7 2013 8:04AM
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SurfaceHoar
Posts: 311 - Karma: 240
The resolution on my new monitor is too high, that HD video doesn't take up the full screen.
Feb 7 2013 10:55AM
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no_steeze
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Feb 7 2013 11:06AM
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Wompuscat
Posts: 818 - Karma: 380
I hate when I forget a notebook for a specific class so I'm forced to take notes on my iPad. Just terrible.
Feb 7 2013 12:01PM
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Darth.Maul
Posts: 2472 - Karma: 652
For me i just take notes in another notebook. But i cant ever seem to find them when it comes time to study so i look through all of my notes trying to find that one odd page
Feb 7 2013 12:53PM
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SFB
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your life sucks
Feb 7 2013 6:56PM
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corona
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http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/ottawa/story/2013/07/16/ottawa-grass-soccer-pearson-long-cut-cutting-school-board-city-players-angry.html
Jul 16 2013 7:14PM
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howlongcanausern
Posts: 4982 - Karma: 1,737
the cooled seats in my benz are not as cold as i thought they would be. my back gets sweaty and sticks to the rich, black leather :(
Jul 16 2013 7:18PM
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Anathema
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my toast is darkly browned, not lightly browned. fuck.
Jul 16 2013 7:56PM
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CaptainObvious.
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My toilet isn't strong enough to handle my $25 mexican food entree. I have to flush twice.
Jul 16 2013 10:55PM
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BNik
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When tallboys of pbr are out at the liqour store for tall boy Tuesday. Hopefully tallboy Thursday will be better.
Jul 16 2013 10:59PM
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whoa-dere
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gay threads like this.
Jul 16 2013 11:10PM
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snakerton
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when the water comes out of my water bottle too fast and it falls on my face
Jul 16 2013 11:45PM
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