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First of all throughout my middle/highschool career i have heard/ witnessed 3 kids fapping in school
2nd in 8th grade my art techer was a total bitch and thought she was so much better than us. She always used to go to arizona every summer to learn art from Native Americans and so a project of ours was to make tribal masks. To decorate we were allowed to use anything including feathers (which she strongly said she was allergic to and to not get near her) that day she gave me and 2 friends detention for talking while she was "teaching." Being as pissed of as i was she leaves the room to get something so we pour the entire box of feathers on her desk thinking she will be pissed. When she sees it she is actually terrified and the janitor had to come clean them off her desk. Best part I was never caught and didntgo to the already given detention
In English class our teacher was planning on being out for the day so we were told to bring in our projects to work on or read silently. The whole class is quiet since we are all working alone. The class druggy shows up only with his textbook so the sub tells him just to read that. So he takes out some pills, puts them in the middle of the book, closes it, and pounds on it like donkey kong to crush them up. Then opens it back up and snorts whatever was there. Sub was oblivious the whole time an didnt even pick up his head while the whole class was laughing.
Had a power tripping student teacher in one of my tech ed classes. Some of the rednecks decided to pick up his geo metro and turn it sideways in a parking spot.
The teacher walked out of the room to make photocopies and this fat puerto rican kid takes out two whipped cream canisters from his backpack and starts inhaling them. Almost everyone was laughing hysterically but this one cunt of a bitch ended up snitching on him after the class was over.
Not really funny but I watched a kid trip and fall ontop of a running belt sander in woodshop class. One side of his face was skinned down to the muscle and shreds of skin were hanging off his arm.