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rk1080
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a friend of mine is so whipped for his gf, today he went to church with her family. then later i get the idea to go see napolean dynamite, (of course the girl comes).....an hour into the movie this girl decides it sucks, so she makes him leave with her and miss the rest of the film. GIVE ME IDEAS TO FREE THIS GUY!!!!!!



11-01-04, the saddest day in skiing
Nov 7 2004 9:27PM
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freeski1620
Posts: 5670 - Karma: 1,718
tell him hes a fucking retard and that hes pussy whiped, whe he aint getting any!

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skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider


Nov 7 2004 9:29PM
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Ski-hobo
Posts: 7121 - Karma: 15
kill his girlfriend. Or put someone elses bra or panties in his car. Or just wait a little while. His girlfriend seems like a total bitch, so hopefully it won't last long.


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Nov 7 2004 9:30PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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there's not much you can do. tell him whats up, he'll realize it for himself eventually.
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Nov 7 2004 9:30PM
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davidh
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pay a hooker to go up to him, rip his pants off, and give him a quickie while his girlfriend is watching
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Nov 7 2004 9:33PM
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skiierman
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Tell him 'Bros before hos' and the bitch will probobly come back with something witty like 'Chicks before dicks' In the case that this happens, procede to kidnap her and store her in your basement.



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Nov 7 2004 9:39PM
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rk1080
Posts: 1849 - Karma: 12
i just might put some underwear and a bra in his car...........keep the ideas comin though



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Nov 7 2004 9:50PM
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m1garand
Posts: 3343 - Karma: 15
Eat her.



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Nov 7 2004 10:18PM
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fcskier27
Posts: 736 - Karma: 11
bitch out his gf, tell her to fuck off and that she isnt wanted. thatll probably piss her off enough to leave him. or maybe not, oh well.





oh well
Nov 7 2004 10:22PM
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meb9486
Posts: 740 - Karma: 10
rape her..then she wont want to be near your friend or you..beleive me it works

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Nov 7 2004 10:22PM
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katesd
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^ haha
Nov 7 2004 10:30PM
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Sashac
Posts: 3197 - Karma: 88
hook up with her and claim that she came onto you..... that might not work but the results would be funny


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Nov 7 2004 10:31PM
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fcskier27
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good call






oh well
Nov 7 2004 10:32PM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
i liked the one where she comes back and says 'chicks befor dicks' cause then if your friend has any intelligence about him, then he will realize that his girlfriend just called him a girl... the resulting conversation would be quite humourous and probaly end up in a fight, inwhich case you would have your friend back. But she probaly wouldnt say that. If you want to spend time with your friend with out his girlfriend, the next time you invite him over tell him that his girlfriend isnt invited. It seems like a pretty simple solution. It also has the added bonus of you not getting shitkicked by your buddy for planting underware in his car...
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Nov 7 2004 10:41PM
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Caden
Posts: 3213 - Karma: 10
assuming she has no girl friends of her own, set her up to go hang out with random girls that she knows for a girl's night, get your boy tanked adn find some hot sluts. you can't be responsible for him.
Nov 7 2004 10:45PM
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TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsJik
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I'd have to go with kidnapping her and keeping her in your garage, then faking her death ... wait that sounds familiar.

I think the panties in his car idea is genius though ... a could frame-up can go a long way.

I know the boat bro, my old skiing buddy go engaged the summer after graduation ... ridiculous


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Nov 7 2004 11:24PM
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Spam_Man_1500
Posts: 1358 - Karma: 12
Slap her when you see her. Then when she tries to protest, slap her again. Then before anything happens, throw some food at her and run away!
Nov 7 2004 11:30PM
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jack_tha_ripper
Posts: 2057 - Karma: 11
i think the guy still wants to mates with the other guy, try to make him listen to reason, coz either way ud have people hating u, it wudnt matter if the chik hated u, but u mite have a guilty conscionce if u framed him, and its kinda tight on ur mate, if reason fails then some lingerie in the back seat is goos

gota love that idea
Nov 7 2004 11:34PM
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J.D.
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Or you could be overreacting wildly... just possibly.

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Nov 7 2004 11:40PM
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teembosqet17
Posts: 412 - Karma: 17
or you can wait for this bitch ass to realize hes a fag for being with his girlfriend so much in which case youll have a huge party for him whe he breaks up with her. and if he doesnt want to break up with her, make him





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Nov 8 2004 12:27AM
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rossipowderhound
Posts: 759 - Karma: 10
He's going to want to be getting a fair bit of action off her to put up with all this shit
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Nov 8 2004 12:31AM
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lanks
Posts: 12544 - Karma: 74
she made him leave napolean dynomite? she just crossed the line...



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Nov 8 2004 2:17AM
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jack_tha_ripper
Posts: 2057 - Karma: 11
do u know what they get up to, maybe she gives him like heaps of action or sumthing, or dope
Nov 8 2004 2:33AM
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MadTrix4185
Posts: 620 - Karma: 10
if hes 2 dumb to realize hes pussy wipped then i guess he deserves it. you could try tellin his gf hes bangin her friend or sumtin, ive seen it work before.
Nov 8 2004 3:16AM
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SohCahToa
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deal with it. im sure he would rather bang a girl than watch a movie with you
Nov 8 2004 8:57AM
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Lord_Piot
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^hahah ya
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Nov 8 2004 9:35AM
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scofield
Posts: 7973 - Karma: 2,467
how do you know he's not getting any? shit, i mean the only way i get whipped is if shes shufflin and dealing some good cards out to my penis



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Nov 8 2004 9:39AM
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Lanemeyers
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Get a girlfriend you pussy... then watch your ideals change.

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Nov 8 2004 10:49AM
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aggro_sk8
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wow, actually worse than my friend. he's going out with my best friend steph. all the sudden, he pretty much stops skating, doesnt come with us ghost hunting just so can talk to her on the phone, and misses out on causing town wide mayhem. if i had a girlfiend id just tell her to stomach the fact i can spend 10 hours straight with her if something is gonna happen. (like all day friday)

id blame her, but she my best friend and shes not forcing him. he's losing all his personality voluntarily, wtf is that???
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Nov 8 2004 1:16PM
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BrandonCool
Posts: 518 - Karma: 10
Im kind of whiped but its all good because she wants it more then me, and i want it alot!!
Nov 8 2004 1:24PM
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Infantz16
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blow a load all over her face while she's mid sentence. preferably it would be while she's talking about women's rights. but any time is good.




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Nov 8 2004 1:25PM
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wilkesyachtingco
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^^^ im sorry, 'ghost hunting'? explain.















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Nov 8 2004 1:37PM
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meb9486
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oh yea i know im whipped. its ok tho, she's hot and is always up for some loving...giving and receiving....and she's cool with me chillen with my buds and shit
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Nov 8 2004 1:41PM
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aggro_sk8
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^^suppossedly haunted house nearby my college. we drove out at 9 pm last night to check it out. wierd blue light in the upstairs of an abandoned house with no electricity. someone flash a light on us from down the hill below the house. about 10 sec after it stopped there was a figure on the raod. we took off and he chased our car, then stood in the road and almost got hit by some other car. but the thing is, it would take much longer than 10 sec for anyone to get up to the road from where the light was. especially unnoticed

people have tried to filme the blue light before, but it never shows up on tape. im the first one ever to get it on tape. but it was in night-shot, which could explain that. people have looked up from their dash boards and there will be some dude in the midle of the road not moving at all. and he wasnt there when the y glanced down

so last night we went up to check it oput with 2 guys whove been there once before. actually im leaving right now to check it out in the daylight. then we're going again tonight with some more stuff.

hence, ghost hunting. wierd thing is there are no local legends that we know of yet.
-joe

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Nov 8 2004 1:50PM
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Pavesi
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or u could make ur friend look gay and get all of the gay guys to hit on him in front of his gf
Nov 8 2004 2:13PM
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rynmartn
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punch her in the face as hard as you can


yay skiing

Dec 25 2004 2:42PM
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ScratchCobra66
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Let him be. Hes happy, let him be happy.



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Dec 25 2004 2:44PM
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Schoening
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are you gay? i mean you need alone time with this guy




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Dec 25 2004 3:05PM
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eheath
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i no a kid who is whiped by a girl that he likes and she kinda used to like him but not anymore, and he drives 30 mins to go pick her up in the middle of no where and then hangs out with her for about 2 hours, does absolutly nothing but sit there and talk, then drives her back, and all of this happens at 2 in the morning
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Dec 25 2004 3:22PM
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ATLANTASKI
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dude i go to church with my gf, its cool

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KNUCK IF YOU BUCK BWYA



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Dec 25 2004 3:29PM
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eheath
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^your name is also atlantaski
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'^u r sooooooooooooooo gay'-CalebtheHartman

'wow, that was a good comeback, just repeating the same thing, but in a way which makes you sound retarded. im in awe at your mad insulting skills. no seriously. your my new hero.'-Apple





i invented the name 'japical'
Dec 25 2004 3:33PM
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I thought Atlantaski was a chick.......lesbains?

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Dec 25 2004 3:35PM
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ATLANTASKI
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yea....im a lesbain.....

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KNUCK IF YOU BUCK BWYA



'Answer: Your temp visa expiried and you were condemned to a meaningless life eating snakes with all the bushnecks in the outback' - iceiscary on why aussiepimp hates america
Dec 25 2004 3:36PM
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.....meeeeeeehhhhh......

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Dec 25 2004 3:39PM
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I say you just get a shovel, and dig a deep pit in your basement.....then get out the sewing machine....

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Dec 25 2004 3:40PM
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