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-Schmidt-
Posts: 8 - Karma: 4
gimme some for the bids
Feb 3 2013 11:08PM
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ObiWanKablowme
Posts: 421 - Karma: 539
drink a cup of your dads semen or a shot of your moms menstrual flow.
Feb 3 2013 11:09PM
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yasgur99
Posts: 402 - Karma: 955
would u rather be a pro skier or have unlimited bitches
Feb 3 2013 11:09PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
would you rather be violently raped with a full size cactus or an ancient sea mine?
Feb 3 2013 11:09PM
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grapejuice3000+
Posts: 2132 - Karma: 1,985
would you rather drink sprite or 7 up

Feb 3 2013 11:10PM
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E__
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 4,635
Sweet jesus this one is definitely up there.
Feb 3 2013 11:11PM
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Kevlar
Posts: 110 - Karma: 262
jerk it with 10 grit sand paper and finish or be a gaper
Feb 3 2013 11:14PM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
Would you rather tongue-plumb my anal cavity or be dick-flicked by a obese Brazilian man?
Feb 3 2013 11:14PM
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Spiri7o
Posts: 2163 - Karma: 1,100
The shot
Feb 3 2013 11:14PM
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Spiri7o
Posts: 2163 - Karma: 1,100
pro skier without a doubt
Feb 3 2013 11:15PM
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Spiri7o
Posts: 2163 - Karma: 1,100
i would have to go with the cactus
Feb 3 2013 11:16PM
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Nacho+
Posts: 3748 - Karma: 7,791
i mean ill still get an orgasm...so i think ill go wid that
Feb 3 2013 11:19PM
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SneakyTurtle
Posts: 228 - Karma: 30
Maybe I've been bought by corporate America or whatever, but 7 up is disgusting. Sprite is so much better, and Sierra Mist is slightly better than sprite
Feb 3 2013 11:38PM
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K-Dot.
Posts: 3739 - Karma: 7,691
Would you rather eat a pussy that tastes like tacos our eat a taco that tastes like pussy?
Feb 3 2013 11:41PM
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hippi3773
Posts: 363 - Karma: 274
Would you rather have a tooth extracted without the numbing medicine or have the worlds largest kidney stone pass through you?
Feb 3 2013 11:48PM
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broto
Posts: 9039 - Karma: 25,662
fuck a dude and no one knows

or

everyone thinks you fucked a dude but you didn't
Feb 3 2013 11:49PM
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Rachy
Posts: 4355 - Karma: 2,761
Would you rather only sweat cheese or only vomit marbles.
Feb 3 2013 11:55PM
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CandyNipples.
Posts: 340 - Karma: 51
Legitimately a tough one
Feb 3 2013 11:56PM
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Z.J.H.
Posts: 842 - Karma: 1,541
dude if its liek yummy taco pussy id be kinda weirded out but id still do it.
Feb 4 2013 12:31AM
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Kevlar
Posts: 110 - Karma: 262
You are sitting in between a gay guy and a hot girl. Would you rather turn your back to the gay guy or turn your back to the hot girl?
Feb 4 2013 12:40AM
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Plankton
Posts: 3226 - Karma: 6,840
whoa
Feb 4 2013 12:58AM
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Puns
Posts: 2052 - Karma: 429
stupid; full size is so relative to species and there are smooth cactuses
Feb 4 2013 12:59AM
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skitheWest.
Posts: 2304 - Karma: 1,276
grape juice
Feb 4 2013 1:01AM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
aha. you win the challenge
Feb 4 2013 1:49PM
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Rialb
Posts: 565 - Karma: 154
Watch your parents every time they fuck for the rest of your life

Or join in once
Feb 4 2013 1:54PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Would you rather stick a toothpick underneath your big toe and kick a brick wall, or clench a metal file between your teeth and rip it out as hard as you can?
Feb 4 2013 1:54PM
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Mr_Bump
Posts: 689 - Karma: 427
completely depends on your sex and sexuality

as a heterosexual man I'd have to go with everyone thinking I fucked a dude but didn't

because whichever way around;

1) you will always know the truth
2) who gives a flying dildo what anyone else thinks
Feb 4 2013 2:41PM
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Peachbutt
Posts: 623 - Karma: 601
Cacti, smartass.
Feb 4 2013 2:42PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
metal file
i don't fux wit my toes
Feb 4 2013 2:43PM
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-Alpha2-
Posts: 355 - Karma: 96
i hate you
Feb 4 2013 2:43PM
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Mr_Bump
Posts: 689 - Karma: 427
toothpick. I'd even rather take a toothpick through my foreskin than defile my smile. tooth injuries are way too much
Feb 4 2013 2:46PM
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-Schmidt-
Posts: 8 - Karma: 4
would you rather drink a shamrock shake that tastes like semen, or semen that tastes like a shamrock shake?
Feb 6 2013 8:52PM
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-Schmidt-
Posts: 8 - Karma: 4
would you rather drink a shamrock shake that tastes like semen, or semen that tastes like a shamrock shake?
Feb 6 2013 8:53PM
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yosepe
Posts: 26 - Karma: 30
massage from gay male or heart surgery from latin woman
Feb 6 2013 9:38PM
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Wolffy
Posts: 949 - Karma: 131
Get a new icon... Now.
Feb 6 2013 10:14PM
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Darth.Maul
Posts: 2472 - Karma: 652
Drink a 1 gallon Diahrrea Milkshake

Or

Eat your own placenta from when you were born...
Feb 6 2013 10:31PM
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trettzilla
Posts: 931 - Karma: 29
not really a would you rather but would you let Mila Kunis dildo your ass if you could fuck her in the ass for five minutes when she was done?
Feb 6 2013 10:59PM
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.Apex.
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 1,556
live forever or die tomorrow?
Feb 6 2013 11:09PM
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DutchMastaTHC
Posts: 669 - Karma: 1,770
either you don't know where/what a foreskin is or I'm doing it wrong
Feb 6 2013 11:18PM
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Gapper_gene
Posts: 55 - Karma: -160
would you rather meet any pro you want and eat shit on everything you tried in front of them or not meet them and stomp some crazy shit
Feb 6 2013 11:33PM
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Bread_Fish
Posts: 760 - Karma: 71
But pro skier = unlimited bitches
Feb 6 2013 11:35PM
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kungfusteeze
Posts: 700 - Karma: 47
Would you rather ski better than anybody else, in every discipline for a few years, then have a career ending injury. Or ski till your an old man, but never attain skills beyond that of an average gaper?
Feb 7 2013 2:46AM
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Kreech
Posts: 4178 - Karma: 3,024
Sweet lord this one and the diarrhea or placenta one had me rolling on the floor. I'm dying.

Would you rather have pubic hair that rapidly grew up your body like vines and you couldn't shave them, or chronic ingrown pubic hair?
Feb 7 2013 3:14AM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
you didn't specify how long i would have to receive the dildo in my anus so i'll assume it's one plunge.

which means yes
you're mine mila
Feb 7 2013 3:21AM
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Crispy.
Posts: 6108 - Karma: 7,678
Would you rather fight 1000 duck sized horses or 1 horse sized duck?
Feb 7 2013 6:57AM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
would you rather castrate a horse or only eat lemons for the rest of your life
Feb 7 2013 1:12PM
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trettzilla
Posts: 931 - Karma: 29
sorry the ass dildoing equals the ass fucking
Feb 7 2013 2:02PM
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saskskierftw
Posts: 898 - Karma: 62
Hahahahahaah
Feb 7 2013 2:15PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
do i have to tell anybody i took a dildo in the ass or can i leave that out when i tell people about the time i buttfucked mila kunis
Feb 7 2013 2:42PM
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FLBP
Posts: 1794 - Karma: 310
Would you rather be forced to watch your parents have sex every night for the rest of your life, or join them once?
Feb 7 2013 2:45PM
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