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Island Survival Game

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white+wolf
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perhaps this can entertain ns


explain your choice




C. Knife to hunt and make snares, would get buzzed and read all day, come back and enlightened shaman. B close second, hot girl would probably get annoying. It could be fun to pick D and blow coke all day with that black dude too


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Anathema
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B because hot girls trump everything
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Deezy
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Obviously B

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Laurent.
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This.
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.AR6rider.
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C. The hot girl is probably a bitch and wouldn't have sex with you unless absolutely necessary for food or if you had the hatchet against her throat. Dogs, on the other hand, are loyal and fucking awesome, and you could still get work done with the knife, then come back to camp at night, have a glass of wine, and crack open a good book with your pup by the fire.
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Lt-Aldo-Raine
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I was thinking between D and B because D has an extra set of hands from your fellow survivor and some company. Then i remembered B had an extra set of hands too but you can have sex with her! So my obvious choice is B.
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max...
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B has the best chance for surviving. C is the second best
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Drail
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To me it seams like B is the best choice for survival, and that's not even including the female.
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white+wolf
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Until she gets pregnant and you have a dead baby on your hands
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Lt-Aldo-Raine
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Dude who cares? Youre on an island, just eat it.
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HWW
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how is this not obvious, B.
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Laurent.
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Considering my incredible allure she would jump at me from the moment we were stranded.
Then I'd use my infinite survival knowledge acquired by watching every Ray Mears tv-show and reading the S.A.S. survival handbook more then twenty times to erect a massive palace made out of trees using the hatchet.

Then I'd make some casks, ferment some berries and create my own fine wines.

It's twenty years, even if the hot girl happens to gets ugly it happens gradually and you wouldn't notice. Considering the low amount of nutrients at least she won't get fat.
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HWW
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lol, my thoughts exactly. well, not the fine wines, but still that's some pretty good shit.
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Pancake_Fucker
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Lost. Also I'd pick b. it's a fucking boat. And a hoe. BOATS N HOES.
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.Rybak.
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C. I have Jill that won't whine and moan about stubbing her toe. Plus i have a dog for company and a knife for protection/hunting, and to make a shelter.
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nagger
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they might as well be an extra set of handicapped person's hands cause I doubt some "cute girl who is probably dtf" would be much help with anything besides your wiener.
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k-rob
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A because wilson and i'd have time to learn how to play the guitar and sushi is my favourite food and weed keeps me from going insane.
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