WWJS? what would jesus ski?

FuckAllOfYou

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Jesus would ride Salomons
Best trick : switch dub forgiveness or backside conversion

Feb 1 2013 10:37PM

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whoa-dere

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hellbents

Feb 1 2013 10:38PM

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roddy116

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jesus would ski on3ps that are in stock 2 years from now.

he would ride christdoggers fulltilts

and his best trick would be cross air nosebutter triple cork.

Feb 1 2013 10:38PM

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roddy116

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oh and he would be using holy chains markers.

Feb 1 2013 10:39PM

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ECGove

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What if he was a snowboarder...

Feb 1 2013 10:40PM

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roddy116

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shut you whore mouth.

Feb 1 2013 10:41PM

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NinetyFour

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Well I mean he really did start the tall outerwear trend so props to him. Skis would probably be Osama Pro's. Best trick would be a futurespin to take us back to the year 1 so we could all meet jests.

Feb 1 2013 10:44PM

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Silence

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Oakley Osama pros

Feb 1 2013 10:53PM

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.AR6rider.

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Haha I was just about to post this. Damn you!

Feb 1 2013 10:55PM

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LiquorLanch

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Christ Airs ftw

Feb 1 2013 11:06PM

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charmander

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ones on the left

Feb 1 2013 11:40PM

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kmart7606

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Good start gang! He'd probably wear e dollo and bdawg attire. But white and gold.. armada halos

Feb 2 2013 12:16AM

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prometheusprime

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This for sure, with the chrome fks.

Feb 2 2013 12:25AM

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ChungBol

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CRJ 's cause he was a god of skiing. And Christ air would be fav trick

Feb 2 2013 12:32AM

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Silence

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they are truly godlike

Feb 2 2013 12:36AM

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Casey

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I dunno if he would ride them, but he would undoubtedly hang out with the miss behaveds

Feb 2 2013 12:40AM

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Soja.

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Feb 2 2013 1:13AM

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LAO

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ninthwards cause he's straight thug in those 4xl robes

Feb 2 2013 1:24AM

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Pancake_Fucker

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He would ride hellbents. 2017 Fks bindings. He'd do a triple cork Christ air and land it three days after takeoff.

Feb 2 2013 1:27AM

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Jeebus.

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For christ sake...

Feb 2 2013 1:28AM

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Toaster-Tony

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Christ has been known to rock the tallest of t's

Feb 2 2013 3:27AM

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theschneidler

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Hellbents with Marker Free Tens, outerwear is a 4xl tunic

Feb 2 2013 7:54AM

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Pancake_Fucker

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Actually he would ski halos. And for powder the magic J

Feb 2 2013 12:27PM

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Actually Jesus would ski exclusively powder. Even if there was no fresh snow he would lay a path of overhead blower In front of him wherever he skis. He would use two small trees that he hand crafted to powder ripping perfection for skis.

Feb 3 2013 2:48AM

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NinetyFour

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If Jesus skied would and could he ski uphill? The shit he could throw down... Urban without a bungee or a winch. Never needing a chairlift or touring bindings.

Feb 3 2013 2:58AM

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