Replying to About ready to kill my roommate.

He is the most passive aggressive little fuckwad I have ever seen. Just has a white board on the fridge and just writes messages that are clearly directed straight at me. Im like man up and fucking say something bitch. Seriously, politely asking me to do something actually makes me change my ways, not some fucking whiteboard. It is just things like wash and dry dishes and put them all away before bed. Which I almost always do, but lately my leadership activity has intensified 20 fold, and I start homework at about 2:30am, so I let my dishes(that have been washed mind you) sit in the drying rack over night, and I put them away in the morning. Then a new message pops up ACTUALLY DO THE DISHES. Next day its lock the door, ACTUALLY LOCK IT. Okay well I do that, every time, so suck a dick. And now its dont slam the door, I don't, I just let it shut on its own, sorry if thats slamming to you. I'm about to just come home and erase the entire board. Piss him off. Seriously my roommate from hell, I cant wait to get out of here.