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You know you live in the South when..............

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introvert
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Pictures like this happen on facebook
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...When people brag how redneck they are.
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act.resist
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I don't...whats it mean?
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introvert
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introvert
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Why can't I, hold all these, chickens?
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Ski_Alot
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When both your profile picture and your cover photo on facebook is your truck
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Snowgoner
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op what state do you live in?
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clive_bixby
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This owns. Want
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topherthegopha
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when you live down in the part that says south
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.frenchy
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You don't need to live in the south to be country ya idiots

Connecticut :

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love my town
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status_whitegirl
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holy shit while i was scrolling this while watching top gear and this exact scene was playing as I read the post.. WITCHCRAFT
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dompuch
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when mountian dew is clearly the best drink ever
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skibeest
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when the wide load sign is still on your house
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introvert
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NC
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act.resist
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yea, you don't really have to live in the south to find rednecks.

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Petey.
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I love seeing people rep'ing the confederate flag.

It's almost as though they don't realize they lost!
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Petey.
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Also the kid in OP's pic is why people laugh at America. Rednecks thinking they're cool
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esotericjive
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Diamond in the family tree
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introvert
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LOLOLOLOLOLOL
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Laurent.
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That's not a shirt, that's a child's poncho.
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act.resist
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thats not a brain in his head, it's actually a giant meatball
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Zimmerman
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hahaha he has an actual mudjug
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Laurent.
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I actually think that meatballs out-evolved him and are also higher up in the food chain.

CERN should put his head in the Large Hadron Collider, maybe they can find the Higgs boson particle in that void.
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act.resist
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I can imagine that there is something hiding in the depths that thing. 
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.frenchy
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8======D~~~


LOL !
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introvert
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This gem:
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.frenchy
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My town <3

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Mr.Huck
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That's actually genius. I wish it would work in my neighborhood, but that's why I have my doorbell rigged to sound like a round being chambered in a pump shotgun. It definitely keeps the Jehovah's Witnesses away.

You know you live in the South when you actually know what good barbecue tastes like, and you don't go into a diner and try to order a grit.
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act.resist
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yeeeEEUP

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"my new coozie"

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0123456789
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you go to FGCU
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TheClap.
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1) it's fun as fuck
2) people are more real
3) the food
4) the bitches

Really can't hate at all
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introvert
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[hamnuts]
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Barf
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act.resist
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why


WHY


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Iraq_Lobster
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this was one of my favorite episodes
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.frenchy
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I have those dried up deer skulls in my living room. Mine have a bigger rack though.
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introvert
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ok frenchie that's good to know
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Snowgoner
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why would anyone from a northern state rep a confederate flag? it just makes no sense.
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.frenchy
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There are actually plenty of reasons... Maybe it doesn't make sense for you.
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Sneaky_Aziz
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Ammmmmmbiguity?
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Snowgoner
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you're an idiot. i understand that people in the south rep the confederate flag as a form of southern pride, but the confederacy was fought and defeated by the north. connecticut was an original colony and was a key figure in the abolition of slavery and eventually the civil war (in which the confederacy was defeated). If you support the previous confederacy, thats your opinion, but a northern flying the confederate flag is absurd and any person with southern roots would mock you
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introvert
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thank you
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act.resist
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frenchy is going for the title of "biggest troll on ns"



no feeding the troll pls
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FLBP
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Is that the guy from MTV?
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.frenchy
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And if the southern person in CT has southern roots.... Then what?
What if they believed in what the south did? Agriculture over industry.
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danderson.
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lol at the south
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JeremyClarkson
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You mean slavery over industry. 95% of the Souths economy before the civil war was agriculture that was supported 100% by slaves. When they were liberated, it took the south over 30 years (reconstruction period) to recover its economy.

This is why Rednecks are the scum of the earth. Anyone who actually prides themselves on being bigoted and ignorant should be shot immediately.
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introvert
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you know you live in the south when its 75 degrees
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louie.mirags
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The south is 24/7 scripted, low-budget reality shows while sucking down fast-food.
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introvert
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nope
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DrewPeacock
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Brother and sister/BF and GF
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