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You know you live in the South when..............

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introvert
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...When people brag how redneck they are.
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Jeebus.
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When you have sex with your sister.
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Jblz
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fuck you. thats my god given right
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Jeebus.
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The grizzly sticker on his brim, hahaha thats most excellent!
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introvert
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ikr
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E__
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The curl on his hat is over 180. That's the new style.
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PartyHon
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when your local country club still has a "whites only" sign
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Jeebus.
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New style? thats how hats have been worn for a while, just not more recently.
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Jeebus.
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Im gunna slap a grizzly wintergreen longcut sticker on one of my flat brims, right over the original sticker, fucking legit!
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walshie
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you dip grizz wintergreen all the time
sperries are the choice shoe
button downs and chubb shorts
visors
costa shades
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Jeebus.
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I love me some grizz wintergreen, but not down wit the other 3
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E__
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No, with a bigger curve yes, but never as bent as that.
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act.resist
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you know you're a redneck when ya beat your wife senseless because she burnt the meatloaf
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FLBP
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When you get deep fried french toast for breakfast.
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Granby_killdozer
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Deep fried french toast sounds really good. You know you're in the south when its the gapers that are wearing camo fishing hats.
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FatWhore
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hahah so funnyy
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introvert
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act.resist
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You know you're a redneck when your daughter is also your sister
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JakeAssBeatClap
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God that makes me want to vomit. I fucking hate the south. It's a hell hole why any one would want to go there or stay there intentionally is beyond me.
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steezysteeze
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What's in the mason jar? I know the other thing is known as a "mud jug" and is for chew spit but is the mason jar just full of straight up spit?
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alex=
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I'm skiing for the first time in 3 years on sunday. That's how I know I live in the south.

Also people are nice when they don't mean it.
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abathinggrape
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your black
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Laurent.
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When you greet foreigners like this:




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BeefiestExpert
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hahaha thats great.
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Laurent.
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These were the "meat-machines" in the pick-up Clarkson was referring to:

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dreadyboy
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moonshine. GOSH.
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Z-Juice
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I don't know if I could call the U.S. the greatest nation on earth after visiting Alabama...
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manutdsaol
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987321654hgfd
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When they call Iced Tea Sweet Tea. It's the same god damn thing.
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act.resist
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gotta say no on that one, northerner's iced tea comes unsweetened. you order either iced tea or sweet tea and you get sweet tea.
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987321654hgfd
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Alright alright, let me specify, sweetened iced tea and sweet tea are the same. All these rednecks I work with think there's some magic that happens to make it different. If you put sugar in iced tea it equals sweet tea.
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DrZoidberg
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This reminds me of something. A while ago one of my uncles got married to a girl from north carolina, wedding was there. So they had like some dinner party or something at this country club, and of course all the butlers and waiters and whatever were black dudes. There was this one guy named Floyd serving stuff.
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LiquorLanch
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No, it doesn't.
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act.resist
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yes truth. iced tea + sugar = sweet tea no magic
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987321654hgfd
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They legitimately get offended when I drop that logic bomb on them.
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GeorgiaJibber
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amen, that why i want to get the fuck out as soon as possible, and my answer to that is college
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No.Quarter
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Ha Ha that was a great episode
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alex=
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Most moonshine is clear. That's dirty dish water or something lmao
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ChungBol
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Males tend to fuck their the father too....just what I heard
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Tinga
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looks pretty clear to me.
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alex=
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It's brown on my screen.
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Jeebus.
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Idk whats wrong with your screen then, you should get that checked out. It is pretty cloudy though, maybe just some shitty shine. who fucking knows...
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salomon097
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hes holding the jar. its his thumb making the clear liquid look brownish. the glass and shine magnifies it
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alex=
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Oh yeah you're right my bad... still looks pretty murky though!
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the-honeypossum
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the jar is full. look at the upper part and its pretty clear. and not all shine is clear some shiners dye it brown so its less suspicious
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introvert
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Mr.Sloth
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Hahaha oh goodness.
I live in good ole Virginia, ill come back when I can think of some
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Pigeon.
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...when you live in the south
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Corin
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Probably my second favorite episode. So good.
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introvert
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I see wut u did ther
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