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Pubic locks of love

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dwigt
Posts: 461 - Karma: 2
do they have this? i'm feeling charitable and think that if someone could use my bush then why not? let me know! also, mine are pretty straight so i could probably just send it to the normal locks of love place 7 inches should be long enough right?
Jan 30 2013 10:25PM
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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,179
No.
Jan 30 2013 10:28PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51744 - Karma: 163,529
Cept your pubes don't grow that long, they magically stop.


Also op is 12 and doesn't have pubes.
Jan 30 2013 10:30PM
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dwigt
Posts: 461 - Karma: 2
what's the length requirement??
Jan 30 2013 10:30PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51744 - Karma: 163,529
Idk but there's an age requirement of 13 for this site.
Jan 30 2013 10:31PM
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Joebin
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Jan 30 2013 10:33PM
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gotti
Posts: 4269 - Karma: 4,550
*lick sound,

*when you first put something on a pan sound
Jan 30 2013 10:33PM
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dwigt
Posts: 461 - Karma: 2
really dude? obviously if i have 7 inch pubes im older than 13. s my d or ill have your mom do it for me k thanks. gtfo noob
Jan 30 2013 10:34PM
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Nacho+
Posts: 3748 - Karma: 7,791
those are some fucking long ass pubes...how did you measure?
Jan 30 2013 10:39PM
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Chief.
Posts: 276 - Karma: 399
someones obviously never had a girlfriend
Jan 30 2013 10:41PM
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Darth.Maul
Posts: 2472 - Karma: 652
They're 4x longer than his erect dick. Pretty simple math actually...
Jan 30 2013 10:45PM
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dwigt
Posts: 461 - Karma: 2
well im naturally pretty hairy cus im jewish... idk i measured the longest ones which start at my a-hole and kinda grow up the shaft if you nahimean... so more like 8-9 actually. i can send pics if you want?
Jan 30 2013 10:46PM
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Jeebus.
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Pics of said pubes are definitely required!
Jan 30 2013 10:47PM
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dwigt
Posts: 461 - Karma: 2
dividing 4 into 7 actually isnt easy, idiot. get on my level.

seriously guys no one has any information about locks of love and if they have a pubes sector?
Jan 30 2013 10:48PM
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dwigt
Posts: 461 - Karma: 2
no one is asking for your opinion, stupid. if you want i can show you the jewish heat im packing?? get some
Jan 30 2013 10:52PM
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Darth.Maul
Posts: 2472 - Karma: 652
It isn't really that difficult if you're not fully retarded. Hows Algebra 2 treating you? Must be difficult huh?
Jan 30 2013 10:53PM
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Chief.
Posts: 276 - Karma: 399
you should kill yourself
Jan 30 2013 10:55PM
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nagger
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[img]http://files.sharenator.com/back_in_the_days_trolling_meant_something_RE_Draw_a_Troll-s470x600-95420.jpg/img]
Jan 30 2013 10:56PM
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dwigt
Posts: 461 - Karma: 2
i like how you say it isnt that difficult but dont actually do the math? whats the answer then punk? im down for a math duel any day you wanna rumble?? get out of my thread if you dont wanna help me donate my rosebush
Jan 30 2013 10:57PM
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Chief.
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Jan 30 2013 10:59PM
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theblackrod
Posts: 2162 - Karma: 575
Trolling was a fucking artform, people actually believed trolls. Now you are all a punch of fairies that floss with OP's pubes. All 8 or 9 inches of his asshair/shaft pubes. And you like it.
Jan 30 2013 11:02PM
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dwigt
Posts: 461 - Karma: 2
im right here waiting for you lil skeet skeet. telling me to kill myself? real mature, especially during black history month. the ban hammer awaits YOU for disrespecting my elders
Jan 30 2013 11:02PM
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Jblz
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Jan 30 2013 11:09PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,273
i wonder if i can donate the hair around my asshole. it might be a bit poopy and crusty but it's plenty long
Jan 30 2013 11:11PM
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dwigt
Posts: 461 - Karma: 2
dude thats gross, i shampoo mine at least. if you find something let me know though. and illbread i'm done with you shenanigans. you know where to find me. i seriously just want to help the less fortunate and you just ridicule me for being kindhearted. please run into a sharpened dildo im sure your mom has one lying around
Jan 30 2013 11:16PM
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dwigt
Posts: 461 - Karma: 2
no one calls my icon "sketchy ass" and gets away with it. i made it to honor my bubby. please stay away from my threads or i promise there will be plagues around every corner for you my friend! my bubby does not forgive that easily!
Jan 30 2013 11:25PM
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dwigt
Posts: 461 - Karma: 2
i never told you to get out, just venonat. i hope you stay. given up what exactly? as far as im concerned im ready to let this thread die as soon as you stop responding. im having so much fun though, so please, keep looking like a dumbass and ill keep posting weird shit :)

sorry ill get back in character now
Jan 30 2013 11:33PM
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Gnarbangalakazoo
Posts: 561 - Karma: 262
He just figured they looked six inches longer than his dick.
Jan 30 2013 11:37PM
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Darth.Maul
Posts: 2472 - Karma: 652
4/7=0.5714

Its called long division. I guess you didn't pass that test either huh? Tsk Tsk....
Jan 30 2013 11:43PM
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Darth.Maul
Posts: 2472 - Karma: 652
Okay.... Pretty sure the post 2 before this one you are telling others besides me to get out...


Jan 30 2013 11:46PM
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TinyTigers
Posts: 484 - Karma: 213
bump
May 28 2013 10:27PM
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MontanaMountains
Posts: 385 - Karma: 699
You can just donate that straight to me
May 28 2013 10:58PM
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whoa-dere
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i don't see what's wrong with this. go for it
May 28 2013 11:08PM
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Sno.
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locks of love makes me feel bad for keeping my long hair.

May 28 2013 11:38PM
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Blake.P
Posts: 9894 - Karma: 3,585
Actually with what you said, it would be dividing 7 into 4. Have fun in algebra 1

Also the answer is 7/4. You can just leave it at that
May 28 2013 11:47PM
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AGOF
Posts: 2038 - Karma: 3,605
i dont even know if this should be banned or not, no vag, dick, or anus, but no underwear either, im stumped
May 29 2013 1:45AM
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youngdtay
Posts: 3122 - Karma: -112
It seems fair that he wouldn't be banned.
May 29 2013 1:51AM
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000000000000
Posts: 843 - Karma: 1,552
No Ban
May 29 2013 2:04AM
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HungryHypocrite
Posts: 765 - Karma: 939
I pass this notion on to you
May 29 2013 12:02PM
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000000000000
Posts: 843 - Karma: 1,552
Very surprised this thread made it to the second page.
May 29 2013 12:03PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37540 - Karma: 121,636
Jewish pubes = jewbs.
May 29 2013 1:59PM
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Randy_Quench
Posts: 5447 - Karma: 4,343
kill yourself.
May 29 2013 2:56PM
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,506
Aaaaahhh this made me think of the song "I whip my hair back and forth". Beautiful.
May 30 2013 8:44AM
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LiquorLanch
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May 30 2013 10:36AM
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ZeechMcHuck
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May 30 2013 1:42PM
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.BaconatoR
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Sep 16 2013 6:10PM
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nellyyy
Posts: 1676 - Karma: 3,269
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Nov 23 2013 12:00AM
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ONE-UP
Posts: 609 - Karma: 53
What the fuck is this...
Nov 23 2013 2:37AM
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Byron_tha_gr8
Posts: 4573 - Karma: 14,299
#relentless
Nov 23 2013 3:48AM
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TinyTigers
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Just watched jackass and thought of this
Mar 5 2015 1:29AM
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