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NollieChooch__
Posts: 126 - Karma: 978
Anyone else stoked for this game to come out? Every kid I talk to lately isn't that excited for it.
Jan 30 2013 2:33PM
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Bombogenesis
Posts: 1984 - Karma: 4,006
Quick... Buy a bike and do the bike glitch with th kids instructions above
Oct 13 2013 11:06AM
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d00d
Posts: 2687 - Karma: 7,086
Upgrade the fuck out of it
Oct 13 2013 12:31PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37410 - Karma: 120,420
heres a fun little thing to do. Somehow acquire either the jet, or any attack chopper, go around fucking kids up and make them pay you a ransom to not kill them anymore. i guess people actually do that shit when they're playing. i was reading up on gtaforums and this dude made the whole room pay him like 10g's per player to not waste them.
Oct 13 2013 12:33PM
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715.
Posts: 609 - Karma: 389
I'm at 2 million and with that $500,000 that everyone is getting I honestly don't need anything else
Oct 13 2013 12:40PM
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Downtofilm
Posts: 6896 - Karma: 20,395
do you need a house to do the bike glitch?
Oct 13 2013 1:37PM
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Downtofilm
Posts: 6896 - Karma: 20,395
Ah shit okay, whats the quickest way to make money so I can buy these things?
Oct 13 2013 1:41PM
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casual
Posts: 6712 - Karma: 6,748
Alright. In my opinion, the online experience is really flawed. Biggest problem is the static nature and mandated "path" you have to take upon starting. Opposing players literally just stake out spawn points and locations that you're forced to go to. I was killed twice (sniped instantly) trying to go to the fucking clothing store that I had no choice but to go to. I was then killed twice going into a convenient store that Lamar puts you onto.

Not to mention the idiotic character design method. Really? I need to pick my paternal and maternal grandparents? Ok...so why are they all brown? I am a fucking ginger, whitebread, freckled weirdo and despite my tinkering, I look like a fucking night club owning persian. Tight.

I don't know, maybe I'll come to appreciate it, but thus far, I've seen next to no cooperation/collaboration, and a lot of sabotage type shit.
Oct 13 2013 1:59PM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
I keep reading that tehy are going to ban for this.. Not sure of it or not, anyone have any experience or heard of this?

I'm only gonna work the glitch for about 300k and stop.
Oct 13 2013 2:17PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,103
mine looks like an asian chief keef
Oct 13 2013 2:30PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37410 - Karma: 120,420
I love rockstars twitter. "Hey guys please don't cheat and do money glitches. You'll be able to pay us real money to cheat eventually."
Oct 13 2013 2:31PM
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casual
Posts: 6712 - Karma: 6,748
hahaha! Amazing.

I love how some stan downrated my post because I criticized the game. Waaah!
Oct 13 2013 2:32PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37410 - Karma: 120,420
I got John marston (from RDR) as my ancestor. It was odd. Wish it was more like saints row character customization.


Also I'm afraid by the time I get the money to buy both a bike and garage, they'll patch it over.
Oct 13 2013 2:35PM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
Theyre gonna patch it this monday I would think. I bought a garage and had just enough to buy the bike. Doing the thing but it only gives me 2.4k each sale. Takes alot longer to get the money up, but its a free 2.4k each time.
Oct 13 2013 2:44PM
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Bombogenesis
Posts: 1984 - Karma: 4,006
Upgrade it.. I'm getting 50k a pop
Oct 13 2013 3:21PM
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arnie_grape
Posts: 3451 - Karma: 11,683
maybe it's just cause you're ginger.

but the way you make your character is so dumb. everybody is so wonky looking. I just wear a monkey mask
Oct 13 2013 6:05PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,507
do survival with me i'll get you 20k per play and you'll level up like 6 times
Oct 13 2013 6:12PM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
If you get a bounty on your head just steal a helicopter and fly around till it goes off. 24hrs game time and people keep trying to find you, its hilarious.
Oct 13 2013 11:09PM
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-emile-
Posts: 6613 - Karma: 8,592
any one wanna play add me on xbl

chaoticlobster7
Oct 13 2013 11:14PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,507
this so much
Oct 13 2013 11:16PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37410 - Karma: 120,420
If you got a place, just hide out there and fap for 30 minutes or so.
Oct 13 2013 11:25PM
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YoungJ
Posts: 447 - Karma: 883
saturday i played 3pm-2am... sunday i played 9 am to 12 pm.... one of the best games ever

Oct 14 2013 12:31AM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
Just reached wave 10 solo in a survival..

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Oct 14 2013 12:46AM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,507
yeah but you still left me on that runway a-hole.
Oct 14 2013 12:52AM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
I WASN'T FLYING! THERE WAS NOTHING I COULD DO!

I almost got out of the plane while we were taking off but I feared death and didn't jump. Shit was fucked up.
Oct 14 2013 1:19AM
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erikK
Posts: 3245 - Karma: 2,328
hahahaha fuck that was me, this game confuses the hell out of me. who do you tell who is in your crew?
Oct 14 2013 2:05AM
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.Apex.
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 1,556
White dot = rando ppl
White dot surrounded in red = crew
White dot surrounded in blue = friend
Oct 14 2013 2:07AM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,103
no.. or is my meter broken
Oct 14 2013 3:11AM
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J-C
Posts: 1138 - Karma: 3,683
It depens on your crew color so if your crew color is red it's going to be a white dot surrounded in red if the crew color is yellow it's going to be a white dot surrounded in yellow and so on
Oct 14 2013 10:48AM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
Who ever is Carrot_Smuggler, good times. Next time we need to just go kill everyone in the city with the jets.
Oct 14 2013 12:31PM
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slugworth
Posts: 1247 - Karma: 772
GGBenTheBearGG is my gamertag for xbox. Let me fuck you up
Oct 14 2013 12:35PM
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fujarome
Posts: 8630 - Karma: 1,561
I've been trying to figure this out...how do you buy stock shares in bulk? Like to invest millions of dollars before an assassination mission. I'd rather not buy $2 million worth of shares, $400 per click.
Oct 14 2013 4:56PM
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-emile-
Posts: 6613 - Karma: 8,592
hold it
Oct 14 2013 5:14PM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
Steal choppers with a crew, fly around and have them shoot people on the ground. So fun. Doin work with zzz-Ski
Oct 14 2013 6:48PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,103
Wheres the attack chopper?
Oct 14 2013 7:40PM
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Ben.
Posts: 21463 - Karma: 683
Just started the game tonight, played through the first few missions.
Oct 14 2013 10:52PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,507
I gotta chopper in the car
Oct 14 2013 10:57PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,103
i got a car in the plane

Oct 15 2013 12:33PM
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Bombogenesis
Posts: 1984 - Karma: 4,006
Can we organize an xbox play date tonight please
Oct 15 2013 7:54PM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
Pretty sure they changed up Survivals.. The typical camp spots for alot of the maps kick you out of the game because you are not in the fight or whatever.. Really lame. I liked them a lot.
Oct 15 2013 7:56PM
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casual
Posts: 6712 - Karma: 6,748
did you add me?
Oct 15 2013 7:58PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37410 - Karma: 120,420
Anyone get their half a mil yet?
Oct 15 2013 8:05PM
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Bombogenesis
Posts: 1984 - Karma: 4,006
I'll be on around 11 my time 9 gatos time 28 o clock mars time
Oct 15 2013 8:09PM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
http://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/51565/grand-theft-auto-online-half-a-million-gta-stimulus-package-this.html

Looks like we wont receive it till the next patch. And its coming in two 250k batches.
Oct 15 2013 8:12PM
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casual
Posts: 6712 - Karma: 6,748
Requested

Oct 15 2013 8:13PM
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Rafiki
Posts: 3858 - Karma: 2,251
GTA VI trailer gif! looks like it'll be in hawaii

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Oct 15 2013 8:41PM
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casual
Posts: 6712 - Karma: 6,748
I feel like a headset is mandatory.
Oct 15 2013 8:43PM
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casual
Posts: 6712 - Karma: 6,748
No clue what happened to mine. I'm guessing I tossed that shit during a move or something.

I can't even really grasp what the "point" of the online game is at this point. Maybe I'll grab a headset and give it another go.
Oct 15 2013 8:46PM
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RockNRollNghtClb
Posts: 2013 - Karma: 2,509
when the fuck can i play cops and robbers
Oct 15 2013 9:11PM
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arnie_grape
Posts: 3451 - Karma: 11,683
aside from rp bonuses for playing with friends and crew members it's just more fun when you're playing with some buddies and a mic rather than some randoms. it's the next best thing to split screen
Oct 16 2013 2:10PM
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