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almost hit a deer...

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katesd
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so last night i was driving along this winding country road, and there was another car coming in the opposite direction. right as we're getting close to eachother, this adult male deer runs right the fuck out in front of me. so i slam the brake and literally miss the deer by about half a foot... at this point, i had a split second of relief until i saw the car that was coming opposite to me hit the deer dead fuckin on. the deer flew up in the air, right over top of the car, and straight down onto the road. right now the only thing going through my head is, '...holy shit.' so i pull over and head over to see the deer and the damage to the guy's car and make sure hes alright and what not. and as i'm getting close to the deer, this pick up comes along, doesn't see the deer in time and runs right the hell over it, breaking any remaining limbs left in its body and completely eliminating any chance of it being alive. i felt terrible. the guy in the other car was alright, but the hood of his car was killed and his radiator was shot - but clearly the deer got the shorter end of the stick here. it made me think of how people whine about their car being wrecked, but really... the deer is dead, youre not dead.. so i pulled the deer off the road and talked to the other guy for like 10 minutes. i was also stoned the whole time... it was a very sketchy experience.
Nov 6 2004 11:33PM
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skimack
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Yeah, deer aren't that smart. I have come close to smashing quite a few. How many points was it, you should have ganked the rack.


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Nov 6 2004 11:45PM
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katesd
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only two... it's early in the winter, you see.
Nov 6 2004 11:50PM
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Ski-hobo
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we need to harvest them, as a source of meat that is healtier than beef, and we don't have to make farms for them, or feed them


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Nov 6 2004 11:52PM
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katesd
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i will admit vennison (sp?)is quite tasty.... i still felt bad for it though.
Nov 6 2004 11:53PM
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scofield
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i cant believe you didnt take that shiz to a taxemity (sp?) it would of made a sick mantle piece



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Nov 7 2004 12:02AM
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katesd
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haha yeah i guess i wasn't quite in the mood at the time, being stoned and all
Nov 7 2004 12:08AM
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kyle_w
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new skool,you couldnt be further off try taxidermy






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Nov 7 2004 12:12AM
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Ahmets_Brother
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cool story...but how can you feel sorry for a deer? they are retarded....deer are like fuckin ants over here...so many of them...you go driving at night at this time of year and every 3 min you see a pack of them ready to get hit



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Nov 7 2004 7:14AM
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Apple
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iv been pretty lucky with deer, they always seem to run away from me. But there was this one time when i was driving down a 4 lane road, it wasnt a highway, but it wasnt in residential area. The lady driving the oppisite directions hits a deer with her car, it was pretty obvious she wasnt paying atantion... but anyways, her car was totaled. The deer was thrown 60 feet into the air and across all for lanes of the road to lan on the other side. While in the air, its two front legs flew off. It was one of the more disturbing things that i can remember from my childhood.
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Nov 7 2004 7:25AM
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Ahmets_Brother
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^damn thats fuckin crazy...i never heard of deer going that high



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Nov 7 2004 8:03AM
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SwedishMan
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i almost hit a dear once and guess where on a highway overpass


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Nov 7 2004 9:03AM
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Nov 7 2004 9:10AM
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katesd
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yeah the leg bones on the deer i almost hit were sticking out in all the wrong places.
people are like 'fucking ants' too - they're everywhere. but when they get hit by a car and fly 60 feet in the air, people don't complain about their stupidity for crossing the road.
Nov 7 2004 9:19AM
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Ahmets_Brother
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^well some do....some stupid people that cant cross a damn road are like deer



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Nov 7 2004 9:35AM
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Ahmets_Brother
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^i gonna get on the golden wheel chair for that arent i? damn :(



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'i can have sex with the snow'-misty7 on how winter will end his lonelyness
Nov 7 2004 9:36AM
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katesd
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hahah.. all i'm saying is the deer is dead, and you're not, so don't complain about the damage to your car. obviously the deer took a lot more damage than you did
Nov 7 2004 9:51AM
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