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NewEscuelers
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so I haven't been feeling greatly. Every time I eat it immediately exits out either end. Anyone good with medical stuff?
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CandyNipples.
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AIDS
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Mr.Sloth
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Have you been getting any chemikals near your anus?
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NewEscuelers
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Ive been trying to inject heroin in new places. My ass went first ;P
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Laurent.
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Could be Crohn's disease or IBS and a long list of other things.

Visit your doc.
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PaleCelery
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Classic syphillis symptoms
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ohmyglob8
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ever heard of LBS? its a pretty big illness affecting millions of 12 year olds
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errrka
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apparently that's been going around, some virus that should go away in about a week. If it lasts longer than a week, go to the doctor. Also make sure to drink plenty of water, and gatorade/pedialyte to replenish the electrolytes you're losing so you don't get dehydrated.
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theBearJew
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I had that for a few days. You should have seen my toilet.
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whoa-dere
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it's the "straight pipe" disease
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Jeebus.
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Pretty sure that's chlamydia, might want to make a trip to the doctor.
Don't be a fool wrap your tool, unless the bitch is on birth control because that protects from STD's.
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.AR6rider.
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There's a shitload of things it could be, but it's probably just a stomach virus. If it gets worse or doesn't go away, go get checked out. Otherwise, just keep hydrated and stay near your toilet.
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freestyler540
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Its all about speed and consistancy. Its very likely to be a gastro bug, or the flu. More extreme case can be cancer or lupus
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.AR6rider.
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Someone doesn't know what the flu is...
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Abc567def
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Could be the norovirus. It has been going around in my area a lot. It's basically a stomach flu
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El_Barto.
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I got it over christmas and it fucking sucked. Worse 12 hours of my life
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Jblz
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it sounds like extremebabysiphilgonaritus. better warm some of your cum up i the microwave and snort it
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bigerbob
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you should start eating your poop/puke, that way your body will appriciate normal food again, its also great for the enviroment! go green, eat poop
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theschneidler
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spina bifida
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JakeAssBeatClap
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Start injecting snake venom into your arms.

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volvotom
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Probably this. Not related to flu other than both are viruses. Causes "gastroenteritis" also purel-type products do NOT kill it, need to wash with soap and water, very low viral count required to make you sick compared to other viruses, and survives out of the body for a relatively long time for a virus.

Typically lasts 24-48 hours but not longer than a week. Pedialyte is your friend.
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wreck.yoself
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clearly were dealing with a newborn here
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Dr.Newschoolers
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classic case of loose butthole
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RimJobber
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The Doctor has spoken!
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jfxphoto
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Crohns disease.
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a_burger
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I am pleased this was the first post.
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PJS.
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Leave India
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oil.
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ironic username is ironic.
haha sounds just like a virus. if it lasts more than a week or two, then you should probably go see a doctor.
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Chief.
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classic case of type 7 AIDS
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grahmcracker
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have you been on a cruise lately? check this outtt

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2013-01-15/sydney-vomiting-bug-poses-risk-for-cruise-line-passengers.html
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wreck.yoself
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oh haaaaiiiiii
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nacho.steez
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explosive diarrhea is best solved it a butt plug
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NewEscuelers
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hey guise! oyster crackers seems to sit well when suffering from whatever the fuck i have. they soak up all the liquids and keep the vomit/diarrhea from exploding out of you
not fudge filled cookies. those dont work as well. but those taste great twice
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Anathema
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shitsaftermeals

syndrome
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accualyisdolan
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This never gets old for me
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