Replying to Iran claims to have launched monkey into space

http://world.time.com/2013/01/28/iran-monkey-successfully-sent-into-space/


Only about half a century behind the US in this regard. Our monkey space program was far more advanced than theirs is currently.

And apparently launching a warhead is the next step. Before you know it, hordes of crazed iranian monkeys will be raining down on us.