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Iran claims to have launched monkey into space

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fujarome
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http://world.time.com/2013/01/28/iran-monkey-successfully-sent-into-space/


Only about half a century behind the US in this regard. Our monkey space program was far more advanced than theirs is currently.

And apparently launching a warhead is the next step. Before you know it, hordes of crazed iranian monkeys will be raining down on us.
Jan 29 2013 12:16AM
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liftedresearcher
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damn shoutout to that monkey. brave as fuck.
Jan 29 2013 12:22AM
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Hammyslapwagon
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It's fucking 2013 sending a monkey into space isn't hard
Jan 29 2013 12:25AM
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MACAQUE
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This is wayyyyyy more serious than you guys realize. When they say "monkey" they mean "muslim", and he's heading to New York now.
Jan 29 2013 12:27AM
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SFB
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When they say spAce they mean it got to the edge of earths atmosphere and exploded
Jan 29 2013 12:29AM
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fujarome
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Canada hasn't done it.


not that they couldn't do it. maybe they just couldn't find a monkey
Jan 29 2013 12:30AM
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liftedresearcher
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youre right, these normal dudes sent a natty light to space. now thats science.
Jan 29 2013 12:30AM
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DANETRON
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The us govt can send me over there. Ill gladly kick this piece of shit 4th grade science experiment of a rocket over. As long as i get to keep the monkey taped to it as well.
Jan 29 2013 12:31AM
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Dr.Dro
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How is this guy so calm and relaxed hahha.


Jan 29 2013 12:34AM
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fujarome
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is the monkey Muslim?

either way, I'm scared for the future. humans have now sent enough monkeys into space that they're gonna figure out how to do it on their own. And then what? Monkey moon landings?!
Jan 29 2013 12:34AM
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SFB
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Oh I see what you did there.
Jan 29 2013 12:50AM
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HWW
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yeah, this stuff its nuts.
Jan 29 2013 4:46AM
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