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If you drive an escalade...

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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,352
you suck giant dick, if you drive these you are immediately a class 5 douchebag.
Jan 28 2013 8:15PM
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LiquorLanch
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No one cares
Jan 28 2013 8:16PM
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PJS.
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Well...yeah, I guess that's about right.
Jan 28 2013 8:16PM
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Abu_Hajaar
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Cool thread bro.
Jan 28 2013 8:18PM
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Toasty.
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Or someone that is doing well financially
Jan 28 2013 8:19PM
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Abu_Hajaar
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also op is a class 7 dickhead.
Jan 28 2013 8:20PM
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skinakedfast
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how about no
Jan 28 2013 8:20PM
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ALMIGHTYSOSA
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Jan 28 2013 8:21PM
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whoa-dere
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....you're a pussy.
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Jan 28 2013 8:21PM
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Bonzalo
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Strong thread content to OP`s signature correlation.
Jan 28 2013 8:22PM
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PJS.
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I SEE THAT YOU WATCH TOP GEAR


I WATCH TOP GEAR AS WELL


Jan 28 2013 8:22PM
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Olimar
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Especially if you pay to have the "Escalade" on the back changed to "Sexcalade" like this one douche's douche brother that i know.
Jan 28 2013 8:22PM
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SFB
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well butter my biscuits, that is a pretty dang cool car.
Jan 28 2013 8:23PM
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No.Quarter
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I TOO WATCH TOP GEAR (UK)
Jan 28 2013 8:25PM
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pat_in_the_hat
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im watching it as we speak :)
Jan 28 2013 8:49PM
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Mr.Bishop
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I want to buy a white Escalade for my wife.
Jan 28 2013 8:52PM
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Petey.
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Guaranteed intercourse!
Jan 28 2013 8:53PM
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flatland
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This comment will no longer go unappreciated.
Jan 28 2013 8:54PM
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whoa-dere
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pics of wife. and yea go for it
Jan 28 2013 8:57PM
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bigsteezyg
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escalades are just too flashy, and look kinda gay.
Jan 28 2013 9:12PM
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.frenchy
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My boss has one he's rich, bitch!
Jan 28 2013 9:18PM
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accualyisdolan
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Yeah seriously. Fuck rich people! We need to kill them and eat them.
Jan 28 2013 9:40PM
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doyle.
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I know several people that have them, very nice people indeed
Jan 28 2013 9:44PM
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accualyisdolan
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You say uk as if there was another version that didn't suck a gigantic cock
Jan 28 2013 9:59PM
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grapejuice3000+
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who the fuck doesnt watch top gear
Jan 28 2013 10:01PM
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Spinoza
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2 words for you bro:


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Jan 28 2013 10:05PM
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crab_pretzel
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i fuckin wish i got the UK version...
Jan 28 2013 11:52PM
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CandyNipples.
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OP why u hatin tho...
Escalades are raw. Deadass.
Jan 28 2013 11:55PM
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artfullydodged
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If you got Top Gear (America) I feel bad for you son...
Jan 28 2013 11:57PM
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DiamondSupplyCo
Posts: 137 - Karma: -11
My boy drives and escalade and its actually comfortable as Fux inside. Idk why u hatin OP
Jan 28 2013 11:57PM
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SFB
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I would disagree with you there.
Jan 28 2013 11:59PM
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DiamondSupplyCo
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Gas mileage sux. But they still look sick although is rather drive ANY Subaru especially a stanced baja than an escalade..,.not until I'm 40
Jan 29 2013 12:06AM
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Troy.
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I've never heard of such a thing, but in my imagination it is awesome.
Jan 29 2013 12:15AM
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MilaKunis
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17 threads in 4 days.
Jan 29 2013 12:16AM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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fuck you escelades are sick
Jan 29 2013 12:20AM
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K-Dot.
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Hummers are far worse IMO.
Jan 29 2013 12:28AM
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DANETRON
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A lot of bitches love escalades...but bitches be bitches
Jan 29 2013 12:34AM
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Chunter
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stop posting.

Jan 29 2013 12:38AM
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GayWolf420
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I feel like caddys are very underrated. My sisters cts 4 coupe looks slick as fuck with the black and chrome.
Jan 29 2013 12:41AM
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LoathesRaisins
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Ban him!!!!!
Jan 29 2013 12:43AM
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skithesprings
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my mom must be a class 5 douchebag... funny, she doesn't strike me as the type...
Jan 29 2013 12:52AM
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CandyNipples.
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SICK CLAIM!!!!
Jan 29 2013 12:53AM
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SFB
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Driving that makes you a class 6 douchebag
Jan 29 2013 12:56AM
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Toasty.
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Jan 29 2013 1:29AM
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Lansfield
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I mean they're kind of cool cars.
Jan 29 2013 8:59AM
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*Bird
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UK OR GTFO.......MATE
Jan 29 2013 9:48AM
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Culture+
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you look like every rich prick if you drive an escalade
Jan 29 2013 10:02AM
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skithesprings
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my mom is a solid 7... hundred pounds!
Jan 29 2013 1:02PM
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maximiliaan
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I want to play need for speed underground 2 again
Jan 29 2013 1:35PM
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LS.
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play online and shit, good tymes.
Jan 29 2013 1:56PM
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Laurent.
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My penis is as big as my car.

And my car is massive:

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Jan 29 2013 2:16PM
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