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Ask a cop anything

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Kooky_Lukey
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My school (Montana State) is bringing in a cop that we can ask him anything, so I ask you NS what would you ask him? I need some ideas.
12 years ago
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.AR6rider.
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Ask him if he'll shoot you in the leg in front of the class.
12 years ago
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Dobies.
Posts: 1835 - Karma: 205
this thread is going to get weird
12 years ago
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A_Unicorn
Posts: 129 - Karma: 249
Ask him how many marijuanas hes injected.
12 years ago
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Lt-Aldo-Raine
Posts: 2309 - Karma: 120
hey can i stick it in your butt?
12 years ago
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maximiliaan
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ask him if he thinks 9/11 was a conspiracy
12 years ago
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Tacocat
Posts: 658 - Karma: 356
Smoke a blunt in front of him and ask him what he's going to do about it
12 years ago
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Parrish
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oh hey dere
12 years ago
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Bubba-Snax
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has he ever kept or smoked any of the stuff he's confiscated from kids?
12 years ago
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Deluge
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Ask him if you can borrow his handcuffs for some foul play with a teacher after school
12 years ago
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Dobies.
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ask him what he thinks of the gun control movement
12 years ago
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HamFaceGirl
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12 years ago
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bnewbs6
Posts: 1919 - Karma: 1,463
Ask him why his fellow cops never listen to a thing I say. Even when I'm right.
12 years ago
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BITS
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Ask him about his opinion on urban skiing, how he handles it and how often he sees it on patrol.
12 years ago
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theBearJew
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Ask him where the best place to hide a dead body is so that he wont find it. Then as hes answering take notes.
12 years ago
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edai
Posts: 4995 - Karma: 4,701
I can answer that myself. It's because you're a fucking idiot and actually not right at all.

^I'd like to know about the urban skiing scenario as well^

I'd also like to know how he feels about being filmed in situations where it may be totally legal by bystanders to do so(Which is basically all of them) and why it bothers some officers so much.


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cbj
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Ask him how he handles rape
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theBearJew
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Like how he handles being raped, rapping people, or walking in on a rape? You have to clarify these things.
12 years ago
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Algebra
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Why do donuts make people fat
12 years ago
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proZach
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it's not in states that aren't shit.

12 years ago
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HWW
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ask him if he has a special set of skills
12 years ago
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DeRizzo
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This is a good one
12 years ago
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cbj
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How he handles rape. Giving and recieving
12 years ago
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Darth.Maul
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Im interested in the urban skiing situation as well. Luckily in our urban this year we haven't had to deal with any police getting mad at us yet.
12 years ago
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BlackCupid
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Ask what is the craziest thing he's seen a drunk person do?
12 years ago
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Darth.Maul
Posts: 2472 - Karma: 652
Ask him if hes shot/tased anyone and what it was like. (Maybe just ask about tasing, shooting someone would be an emotional experience and prolly not comfortable to talk about.)
12 years ago
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BBurt
Posts: 1588 - Karma: 3,781
Urban definetly.
12 years ago
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gyarados
Posts: 1186 - Karma: 401
act super anxious and excited and ask:
"is it true that there is a spot in a man's head that if you shoot it it will blow up?"
12 years ago
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RimJobber
Posts: 3313 - Karma: 10,058
Ask him about urban and then tell us.

Also, ask him to taze the fuck out of you.
Or dont ask, just say "Dont taze me bro"
12 years ago
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Kooky_Lukey
Posts: 1002 - Karma: 1,971
i will try to get an answer to this one, i like it
12 years ago
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cbj
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People looked at me funny cuz I lol'd in my physics lecture.. For some reason this was really funny haha
12 years ago
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ABinThe603
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How much over the speed limit before he will pull you over?
12 years ago
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RimJobber
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Holy shit! I'm in a physics lecture too!!
Lernin about pool and rockets and shit!
12 years ago
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cbj
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Hi five for physics!

*hi five*
12 years ago
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Puns
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How do you feel enforcing laws that you may not agree with? (I asked a future cop this and she said she had never thought about it, I was like o___o)

In America people are 8 times more likely to be killed by a cop than a terrorist, what do you have to say about this?

If someone gets charged for weed and doesn't want to go to jail and fights back they can be killed. Do you think this is fair?
12 years ago
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RimJobber
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Click for larger image
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cbj
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Bonus points

Ask him if he ever tazed someone in the butthole
12 years ago
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c_roll
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ask him why cops are assholes 99% of the time.
12 years ago
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Kirsakid
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Ask him if he was one of those douche bags in High school who only became a cop to continue being a douche bag in a position of power.
12 years ago
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monkatizer
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ask him why he and his cop friends are such cocks
12 years ago
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Lt-Aldo-Raine
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Yeah dude ask him this!! Along with why the drinking age is 21 and why weed is illegal!!!
12 years ago
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nagger
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ask him to reenact a scene from training day with you
12 years ago
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howlongcanausern
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ITT
12 years ago
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pomme-de-terre
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ask him if he has a black or white sidekick and if he feels weather or not that affects his success in a buddy-cop-movie scenario.
12 years ago
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ILLinoisance
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ask him why his wife doesn't swallow when she gives you head.
12 years ago
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theabortionator
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Does he understand that the drug war is a total joke and has done far more harm than good?
12 years ago
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Static
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ask him to stop beating her
12 years ago
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cbj
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Ask him to ask her to stop beating my dick
12 years ago
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spliff.Life
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ask him if hes ever abused his power, if he thinks that was wrong of him, and if so, why he hasnt turned himself in or apologized to the public
12 years ago
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Spinoza
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Ask him if he's ever pulled someone over instead of another because of the type of car they were driving. I can't believe cops aren't biased
12 years ago
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Kooky_Lukey
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i really want to do these two, especially the filming because it violates the first amendment right and the cops just try to be over powering dickheads
12 years ago
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