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Ask a cop anything

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Kooky_Lukey
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My school (Montana State) is bringing in a cop that we can ask him anything, so I ask you NS what would you ask him? I need some ideas.
Jan 28 2013 3:43PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Ask him if he'll shoot you in the leg in front of the class.
Jan 28 2013 3:44PM
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Dobies.
Posts: 1835 - Karma: 205
this thread is going to get weird
Jan 28 2013 3:45PM
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A_Unicorn
Posts: 129 - Karma: 249
Ask him how many marijuanas hes injected.
Jan 28 2013 3:45PM
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Lt-Aldo-Raine
Posts: 2309 - Karma: 120
hey can i stick it in your butt?
Jan 28 2013 3:46PM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7711 - Karma: 2,857
ask him if he thinks 9/11 was a conspiracy
Jan 28 2013 3:47PM
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Tacocat
Posts: 658 - Karma: 356
Smoke a blunt in front of him and ask him what he's going to do about it
Jan 28 2013 3:50PM
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Parrish
Posts: 8695 - Karma: 1,009
oh hey dere
Jan 28 2013 3:51PM
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Bubba-Snax
Posts: 541 - Karma: 11
has he ever kept or smoked any of the stuff he's confiscated from kids?
Jan 28 2013 3:52PM
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Deluge
Posts: 4401 - Karma: 805
Ask him if you can borrow his handcuffs for some foul play with a teacher after school
Jan 28 2013 3:54PM
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Dobies.
Posts: 1835 - Karma: 205
ask him what he thinks of the gun control movement
Jan 28 2013 3:54PM
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HamFaceGirl
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Jan 28 2013 3:55PM
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bnewbs6
Posts: 1919 - Karma: 1,463
Ask him why his fellow cops never listen to a thing I say. Even when I'm right.
Jan 28 2013 4:04PM
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BITS
Posts: 1808 - Karma: 866
Ask him about his opinion on urban skiing, how he handles it and how often he sees it on patrol.
Jan 28 2013 4:08PM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
Ask him where the best place to hide a dead body is so that he wont find it. Then as hes answering take notes.
Jan 28 2013 4:10PM
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edai
Posts: 4988 - Karma: 4,658
I can answer that myself. It's because you're a fucking idiot and actually not right at all.

^I'd like to know about the urban skiing scenario as well^

I'd also like to know how he feels about being filmed in situations where it may be totally legal by bystanders to do so(Which is basically all of them) and why it bothers some officers so much.


Jan 28 2013 4:12PM
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cbj
Posts: 2114 - Karma: 1,136
Ask him how he handles rape
Jan 28 2013 4:16PM
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theBearJew
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Like how he handles being raped, rapping people, or walking in on a rape? You have to clarify these things.
Jan 28 2013 4:18PM
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Algebra
Posts: 5215 - Karma: 1,677
Why do donuts make people fat
Jan 28 2013 4:21PM
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proZach
Posts: 7163 - Karma: 919
it's not in states that aren't shit.

Jan 28 2013 4:21PM
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HWW
Posts: 3084 - Karma: 3,436
ask him if he has a special set of skills
Jan 28 2013 4:22PM
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DeRizzo
Posts: 3827 - Karma: 3,485
This is a good one
Jan 28 2013 4:23PM
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cbj
Posts: 2114 - Karma: 1,136
How he handles rape. Giving and recieving
Jan 28 2013 4:23PM
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Darth.Maul
Posts: 2472 - Karma: 652
Im interested in the urban skiing situation as well. Luckily in our urban this year we haven't had to deal with any police getting mad at us yet.
Jan 28 2013 4:24PM
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BlackCupid
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Ask what is the craziest thing he's seen a drunk person do?
Jan 28 2013 4:24PM
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Darth.Maul
Posts: 2472 - Karma: 652
Ask him if hes shot/tased anyone and what it was like. (Maybe just ask about tasing, shooting someone would be an emotional experience and prolly not comfortable to talk about.)
Jan 28 2013 4:25PM
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BBurt
Posts: 1588 - Karma: 3,779
Urban definetly.
Jan 28 2013 4:35PM
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gyarados
Posts: 1186 - Karma: 399
act super anxious and excited and ask:
"is it true that there is a spot in a man's head that if you shoot it it will blow up?"
Jan 28 2013 4:39PM
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RimJobber
Posts: 3313 - Karma: 10,058
Ask him about urban and then tell us.

Also, ask him to taze the fuck out of you.
Or dont ask, just say "Dont taze me bro"
Jan 28 2013 4:40PM
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Kooky_Lukey
Posts: 1002 - Karma: 1,966
i will try to get an answer to this one, i like it
Jan 28 2013 4:41PM
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cbj
Posts: 2114 - Karma: 1,136
People looked at me funny cuz I lol'd in my physics lecture.. For some reason this was really funny haha
Jan 28 2013 4:43PM
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ABinThe603
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How much over the speed limit before he will pull you over?
Jan 28 2013 4:44PM
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RimJobber
Posts: 3313 - Karma: 10,058
Holy shit! I'm in a physics lecture too!!
Lernin about pool and rockets and shit!
Jan 28 2013 4:44PM
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cbj
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Hi five for physics!

*hi five*
Jan 28 2013 4:46PM
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Puns
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How do you feel enforcing laws that you may not agree with? (I asked a future cop this and she said she had never thought about it, I was like o___o)

In America people are 8 times more likely to be killed by a cop than a terrorist, what do you have to say about this?

If someone gets charged for weed and doesn't want to go to jail and fights back they can be killed. Do you think this is fair?
Jan 28 2013 4:46PM
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RimJobber
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Jan 28 2013 4:47PM
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cbj
Posts: 2114 - Karma: 1,136
Bonus points

Ask him if he ever tazed someone in the butthole
Jan 28 2013 4:48PM
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c_roll
Posts: 584 - Karma: 246
ask him why cops are assholes 99% of the time.
Jan 28 2013 4:50PM
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Kirsakid
Posts: 1793 - Karma: 126
Ask him if he was one of those douche bags in High school who only became a cop to continue being a douche bag in a position of power.
Jan 28 2013 4:51PM
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monkatizer
Posts: 4704 - Karma: 1,518
ask him why he and his cop friends are such cocks
Jan 28 2013 4:54PM
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Lt-Aldo-Raine
Posts: 2309 - Karma: 120
Yeah dude ask him this!! Along with why the drinking age is 21 and why weed is illegal!!!
Jan 28 2013 4:54PM
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nagger
Posts: 1576 - Karma: 883
ask him to reenact a scene from training day with you
Jan 28 2013 4:54PM
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howlongcanausern
Posts: 4982 - Karma: 1,737
ITT
Jan 28 2013 4:56PM
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pomme-de-terre
Posts: 3915 - Karma: 703
ask him if he has a black or white sidekick and if he feels weather or not that affects his success in a buddy-cop-movie scenario.
Jan 28 2013 5:16PM
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ILLinoisance
Posts: 3527 - Karma: 5,398
ask him why his wife doesn't swallow when she gives you head.
Jan 28 2013 5:33PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51666 - Karma: 162,572
Does he understand that the drug war is a total joke and has done far more harm than good?
Jan 28 2013 5:36PM
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Static
Posts: 8554 - Karma: 4,089
ask him to stop beating her
Jan 28 2013 5:37PM
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cbj
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Ask him to ask her to stop beating my dick
Jan 28 2013 5:38PM
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spliff.Life
Posts: 7847 - Karma: 1,549
ask him if hes ever abused his power, if he thinks that was wrong of him, and if so, why he hasnt turned himself in or apologized to the public
Jan 28 2013 5:42PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
Ask him if he's ever pulled someone over instead of another because of the type of car they were driving. I can't believe cops aren't biased
Jan 28 2013 5:54PM
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Kooky_Lukey
Posts: 1002 - Karma: 1,966
i really want to do these two, especially the filming because it violates the first amendment right and the cops just try to be over powering dickheads
Jan 28 2013 5:54PM
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