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czavell
Posts: 136 - Karma: 735
So the other day I heard somebody ask their friend to stop swearing because their daughter had virgin ears. If I were to have ear-sex, would I still have virgin ears? Or is that not relatable to the expression?
Jan 27 2013 11:14PM
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TylerMacDonald
Posts: 251 - Karma: 161
nice
Jan 27 2013 11:15PM
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.Apex.
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 1,556
that's a stupid expression. Never heard it and who ever is saying it is a ballmunching ninny muggins
Jan 27 2013 11:19PM
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HIT
Posts: 3524 - Karma: 4,996
YOU'RE a ninny muggins


yaaa ninnyyyy mugginssssss
Jan 27 2013 11:20PM
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Puns
Posts: 2052 - Karma: 429
if you have gained the knowledge of how to have sex with an ear through sound you don't have virgins ears to begin with and the question is irrelevant
Jan 27 2013 11:20PM
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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,183
Have you ever been so far even as decided to use go want to look more like virgin ears?
Jan 27 2013 11:23PM
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Dirty_Bit
Posts: 389 - Karma: 38
Isn't there an episode of family guy about this?
Jan 28 2013 12:23AM
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K-Dot.
Posts: 3766 - Karma: 8,046
Why shouldn't you have phone sex?




You could get hearing AIDS.
Jan 28 2013 12:44AM
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Broommasta
Posts: 764 - Karma: 56
haha nice
Jan 28 2013 12:48AM
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Broommasta
Posts: 764 - Karma: 56
Bitch i just took your daughters ear virginity (suck it gesture, run away)
Jan 28 2013 12:55AM
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stickski
Posts: 1938 - Karma: 1,529
ear sex=tiny penis. i'm sorry
Jan 28 2013 1:47AM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
I was in a mall with my friend the other day and this guy in front of us with his kid scolded him for saying "shit." Understandable enough but he was a total ass about it plus its a publc place. The irony of it was he was being a total asshole in front of his kid which is far worse than the little guy hearing a stranger curse.
Jan 28 2013 1:54AM
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Pancake_Fucker
Posts: 1852 - Karma: 1,987
Your brain had diarrhea on your keyboard I see.
Jan 28 2013 2:06AM
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Jan 28 2013 2:06AM
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