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Wulfty
Posts: 344 - Karma: 1,877
While doing some rails, I managed to get the heel of my binding right up the poop cannon. Not a fun time. Has anyone else here been sodomized by their skis?
Jan 27 2013 9:17PM
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Vibe12
Posts: 50 - Karma: 11
Ouch sounds like a bad time maybe your should see counseling for it lol. I've nutted myself plenty of times. Including on top of a wall ride then falling 10 ft to may back. Almost broke my dick n my back.
Jan 28 2013 3:12PM
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Phil-X-
Posts: 7205 - Karma: 14,402
This thread is fucking gold. I aired of a mogul on accident and got my binding right in the gooch, easily the most painful thing thats happened to me skiing, had to check for blood.
Jan 28 2013 4:19PM
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BBurt
Posts: 1588 - Karma: 3,781
No sir, but I have crashed and had my ski ejected and the hell peice smashed my face. At least I still have my anal virginity.
Jan 28 2013 4:23PM
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big_MACZ
Posts: 132 - Karma: 34
Wow i have bindings just like that
Jan 28 2013 4:46PM
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theschneidler
Posts: 2099 - Karma: 355
HEAD MOJOS YO NEVER HAPPENED DAWG
Jan 28 2013 4:50PM
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YouAllSuck
Posts: 632 - Karma: 1,177
luckily i have not had any encounters with my binding, but last year i was hitting a rainbow switch and caught my tail. I fell back and hit my tailbone directly on the rail. It hurt to land anything, and sitting in class hurt for the next couple weeks
Jan 28 2013 4:53PM
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BigScaryLarry
Posts: 1448 - Karma: 2,732
ive had head mojos and i fell on them so hard that the heel piece bent back down.they the preceded to roll over and i got he brakes in the bum too. this has also happened to me with the look px12. damn that shit hurts

Jan 28 2013 5:49PM
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One.2
Posts: 674 - Karma: 3,310
All the time they call me binding penetration
Jan 28 2013 6:33PM
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Stope.Neeze
Posts: 594 - Karma: 148
my life. i like to call them the dildo bindings
Jan 28 2013 6:39PM
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elinde
Posts: 1477 - Karma: 3,079
taken my marker griffons straight into the ass cheek once, bruising it terribly, then a week later doing it in the same exact place. excruciating pain
Jan 28 2013 9:32PM
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Austin.ski
Posts: 1034 - Karma: 2,579
funny shit
Jan 28 2013 9:34PM
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Washow
Posts: 343 - Karma: 463
this is why i got the sth driver and not look/rossi lol
Jan 28 2013 11:19PM
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NotGhood
Posts: 2809 - Karma: 1,255
this, ever since i switched to my STHs it hasn't been a problem

basically the only good thing about salomon bindings
Jan 28 2013 11:21PM
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RagingBuffalo
Posts: 143 - Karma: 151
Pussyyyyyy alerttt
Jan 29 2013 9:00AM
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SacZiplock
Posts: 2405 - Karma: 513
this scares me for next time illgo skiing , dear fks please don't rape me
Jan 29 2013 9:08AM
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paige.
Posts: 1932 - Karma: 926
I think I landed a bit backseat but then made the mistake of turning, I fell, downhill ski washed out uphill ski caught and I sorta slid sideways onto it? Either way, next thing I knew my virginity was lost to a px12. Although as a girl it wasn't my butt that got assaulted so the dynamics may be a little different.
I heard about one girl that managed to cut her insides so bad doing this she had to go in for stitches, can't remember if that was on here or not but the thought has me a little traumatized
Jan 29 2013 7:17PM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13150 - Karma: 19,451
LOL you reminded me of my P10s raped me in the ass once. I was trying a 540 in the pipe for the first time and did not follow the axis of the wall. The back of my skis got kicked by the table and my oncoming body (in a stand up state) lined up the back binding with the pooper. I felt like I was shitting myself for 15 minutes
Jan 29 2013 7:54PM
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Inline.
Posts: 4424 - Karma: 432
About a week ago, I was having a fine day. shredding the sunny park with my buddies. everything's great, right?
Wrong.
I go up to a jump I had hit many times that day, expecting to have a nice, rape free landing, and what do you think happens? That's right, binding sodomization. I went for a butter cork 540 and had my anal cavity protruded by a rod of stiff, Chinese plastic. Needless to say, I am now shamelessly afraid of bindings and butter cork 5's.

That was weird as hell to write.
Jan 29 2013 8:08PM
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cookiemonster69
Posts: 47 - Karma: 531
My marker squires raped me anally when I cased a jump.
Jan 29 2013 8:23PM
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Wulfty
Posts: 344 - Karma: 1,877
Glad to see it isn't just me. I'm starting to think that 'probability of anal rape' should be taken account when companies start designing new bindings.
Jan 29 2013 11:24PM
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TK.
Posts: 268 - Karma: 220
Hahah
Jan 29 2013 11:38PM
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Washow
Posts: 343 - Karma: 463
i have fks on my pow skis but i never landed backseat that hard to get raped though

just backslap if you think you'll be raped
Jan 29 2013 11:44PM
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freeskibrian
Posts: 23 - Karma: 24
this is how i lost my anal virginity, landed backseat and my marker griffons went right up there
Jan 29 2013 11:48PM
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RRaDD
Posts: 128 - Karma: 139
Never had a binding up the butt. One time skiing moguls I ejected one ski and and it hit a mogul and the tail flew up and speared my gooch. Didnt walk right that day.
Jan 29 2013 11:56PM
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tripnip
Posts: 1882 - Karma: 482
Today was probably the worst i tried doing a switch up on the huge up pipe at keystone and I racked my self then I fell off of it and got a binding up the ass. I guess just saying never again never works.
I just decided to take an ice bath because I couldn't find an ice pack that would satisfy my needs.
Jan 31 2013 12:16AM
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BITS
Posts: 1808 - Karma: 866
All I could think of while reading this http://hharlaut.com/2013/03/09/world-championship-voss-nor/ was this thread.
Mar 9 2013 6:02PM
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tightlines
Posts: 62 - Karma: 208
I had this happen to me the last night and it still hurts.
Mar 9 2013 6:44PM
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DeRizzo
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Just reading this was painful. I mean, I know henriks not from here but c'mon. Spell Check?
Mar 9 2013 6:57PM
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AGOF
Posts: 2038 - Karma: 3,608
got a jester to the gooch once, was not enjoyable

Mar 9 2013 7:05PM
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thesatanist
Posts: 413 - Karma: 1,760
Definitely been raped by my bindings before, on a fairly frequent basis actually!
Mar 9 2013 7:34PM
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raymondcabral
Posts: 747 - Karma: 1,094
Knuckled a 40 footer, double eject, slide, and the end of my ski goes right in between my ass cheeks. NOT FUNNNNYYYYY
Mar 9 2013 8:09PM
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DudeWhateverDude
Posts: 27 - Karma: 43
Every goddamn day
Mar 9 2013 8:11PM
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steezburgereddie
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That is one of my f
Mar 9 2013 11:22PM
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steezburgereddie
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Sorry about that. I just started typing an thought no.
Mar 9 2013 11:24PM
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TotalNan
Posts: 147 - Karma: 339
No but I did end up taking the pointy end of my pole to the gutch in a rail jam at my local mountain. Guess I should have been using my pole straps
Mar 9 2013 11:49PM
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TNORTS
Posts: 2077 - Karma: 2,761
Got anally penetrated by my STH's last weekend. My butthole hurt for the rest of the day.
Mar 9 2013 11:53PM
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CrotchKiller
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Stop landing backseat you jabronis
Mar 10 2013 12:33AM
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.nasty
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and how..
Mar 10 2013 1:09AM
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Peachbutt
Posts: 623 - Karma: 601
Feels like you got the whole mountain shoved up your bum
Mar 10 2013 1:43PM
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kvan
Posts: 3085 - Karma: 1,225
Next years fks omg!!??
Mar 10 2013 1:48PM
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ForeverYung
Posts: 8385 - Karma: 2,060
me and my px12s had some fun with rape and under rotated front flips
Mar 10 2013 1:53PM
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Dr.Gonzo
Posts: 2552 - Karma: 87
The way you worded that was magical OP
Mar 10 2013 1:55PM
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Garrettchall
Posts: 51 - Karma: 52
I have took it up the bum AND have my sack get DRILLED by the binding also!
Mar 10 2013 2:09PM
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Steve_Glandsberg
Posts: 137 - Karma: 4,833
I Feel You man
Mar 10 2013 2:57PM
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fredyferl
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I think it happened to a kid while following B-Dog at Mont Avila this saturday
Mar 10 2013 7:21PM
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veng_m
Posts: 1267 - Karma: 2,720
one time I slid out and hip checked the snow, then I did I whirlybird and spun in a circle with my binding up me bumhole
Feb 22 2015 9:37PM
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rcigler406
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prunejuice9000+I got the marker squires not only do they look like dildos they feel like dildos too....i know that feeling bro


Squires have little tiny heel peices.They wouldn't get past the cheeks.
Feb 23 2015 10:49PM
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d.mcknight
Posts: 778 - Karma: 1,539
I once under rotated a front flip to the knuckle of the jump and got my fks heel piece straight up the anus.
Feb 23 2015 11:27PM
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shiftyparty
Posts: 284 - Karma: 291
hahaha I have indeed been raped by my binding...and not in the butt

WulftyWhile doing some rails, I managed to get the heel of my binding right up the poop cannon. Not a fun time. Has anyone else here been sodomized by their skis?
Feb 23 2015 11:35PM
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