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Who is the weirdest person you've ever riden a ski lift with?

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prunejuice9000+
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Today I rode with a 60 year old dude who told me about his mpg in his new prius and how he sleeps in his car then skis the next day and also offered "hey man if you're lookin for a place to crash for tonight the passenger seat is open maannnnnn!" Who is the weirdest dude youve ever rode with? also he worth spandex and had a raging boner
Jan 27 2013 8:50PM
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SPUTnik.
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one guy asked me what my favorite artificial fruit flavor was and then wrote it down in his journal. then later he stuck his hand down his pants and started scratchin the pieces
Jan 28 2013 11:41AM
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Stickity
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this thread is for weird people you've ridden the lift with, not bamfs
Jan 28 2013 11:43AM
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cookiemonster69
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Lol I was going up the chair with a french gaper family. The mom said to the kid (in french of course) "Hey look at the guy next to you, he doesn't look very smart with his hat under his helment". The kids laughed and I was laughing pretty hard also because I speak french. As soon as I got off the chair lift I said in french" Haha I speak French u know, old hag, then skied away into the terrain park. The look on her face was priceless lol.
Jan 29 2013 6:44PM
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skierman
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Steve Stepp when he overdoses on kratom. If you can imagine it's like a black eheath that's blacked out.
Jan 29 2013 6:52PM
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prunejuice9000+
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Nah he got some other little children to sleep with him...i told him a big white van would be a good investment...
Jan 29 2013 6:53PM
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Supergyro
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A mormon...
Jan 29 2013 7:06PM
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CoryFlynn
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HAHA
Jan 29 2013 7:24PM
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prunejuice9000+
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How? lol....
Jan 29 2013 7:33PM
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JeremyClarkson
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I once rode up with a guy who pulled out a snubnose .38 about halfway up. He proceeded to tell me he killed a deer with it and how him and his wife had been eating venison all week. I asked if it was loaded and he assured me it was on safety. That was a weird ass day.
Jan 29 2013 9:22PM
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L.G.P.
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rode up with a 60 year old guy who had like pure vodka in a laundry detergent container so nobody would ask for it he said and he had some sort of retro bowl too but he didnt use it unfortunately
Jan 29 2013 9:29PM
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Plankton
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we asked some old guy if he could triple and he was like "nah i race, but sometimes i rail in the course"
Jan 29 2013 9:37PM
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hempcalifornia
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when i was like 12 some old guy touched my pepe all the way up the lift
Jan 29 2013 9:51PM
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kingsskier
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Looked for the gaper thread but this will do.
I was riding up with guy who thought I was a pro or something and then they proceeded to ask me if my skis had lights on the bottom because I was riding my Seths with a neon orange base which makes the snow reflect the orange a little around it. Then proceeded to explain to me how his skis were amazing because of the cool top sheet image. Then he proceeded to roll over the lip or the jump without waiting or calling dropping.
I hate gapers.
Jan 30 2013 2:40PM
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prunejuice9000+
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lmfao? Are those lights on your skis?
Jan 30 2013 3:54PM
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