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Who is the weirdest person you've ever riden a ski lift with?

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prunejuice9000+
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Today I rode with a 60 year old dude who told me about his mpg in his new prius and how he sleeps in his car then skis the next day and also offered "hey man if you're lookin for a place to crash for tonight the passenger seat is open maannnnnn!" Who is the weirdest dude youve ever rode with? also he worth spandex and had a raging boner
Jan 27 2013 8:50PM
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prunejuice9000+
Posts: 119 - Karma: 54
i declined his offer to sleep in his prius if anyone was wondering
Jan 27 2013 8:51PM
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ColeSpencer
Posts: 134 - Karma: 198
a guy who couldn't speak English and was asking how to find yogurt
Jan 27 2013 8:52PM
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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,179
I've never ridden with anyone that's really wierd. But last week some gaper kid I rode with told me he was sponsored. I couldn't help but laugh when he said it was his dads jewelry shop.
Jan 27 2013 8:54PM
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prunejuice9000+
Posts: 119 - Karma: 54
then you magically pulled a gogurt from your jacket! boom you made that indian guys day!!!
Jan 27 2013 8:55PM
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BWalmer
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I had an old guy pull out some math flash cards and start quizzing my once....no introduction just "what's the answer to this?"...it was weird...
Jan 27 2013 8:55PM
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ColeSpencer
Posts: 134 - Karma: 198
I told him to ask ski patrol
Jan 27 2013 8:56PM
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JAHpow
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Idk why but I lost, that's priceless
Jan 27 2013 8:57PM
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prunejuice9000+
Posts: 119 - Karma: 54
im so doing that next time i go dude lmfao
Jan 27 2013 8:57PM
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monkatizer
Posts: 4704 - Karma: 1,518
a guy who wouldn't lift the bar up until we were 10 feet away from the top terminal because he thought it was too dangerous before then, and he was an experienced skier too.
Jan 27 2013 8:58PM
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SkiBum.
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Some queer years back in Tahoe who had lipstick on and was hitting on my and my buddy. Lucky he didnt get pushed right off the lift.
Jan 27 2013 8:59PM
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ColeSpencer
Posts: 134 - Karma: 198
oh I got another one. these to guys were on the chairlift and wanted to jump off. they did and they almost hit a kid when they droped
Jan 27 2013 9:00PM
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.Rybak.
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last year i was just riding by myself and some guy who was about 50 years old rides the lift with me. I just say something like "hows it goin" and he just goes on about some random things i dont remember what he said. Got off the lift he stares at me until im out of sight then the next ride up he rode up with me again. Stared at me once i got off then he didn't make it to the lift before i got on. I felt like i was going to be raped that night. inb4 rape sloth
Jan 27 2013 9:01PM
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prunejuice9000+
Posts: 119 - Karma: 54
ya this dude followed me and shit and wouldnt shut the fuck up about his 44mpg bitch ass prius
Jan 27 2013 9:05PM
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eheath
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Skiierman
Jan 27 2013 9:05PM
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DeRizzo
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This skier at Killington earlier this year. He's like " I HATE snowboarders. They are so stupid with all their gangster shit. I know this girl who was perfectly fine until she started snowboarding. Then she became a lesbian. THATS why you shouldn't snowboard." I just nodded and after I got off the lift with my friend we laughed our asses off.
Jan 27 2013 9:08PM
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Jabe
Posts: 567 - Karma: 240
a few weeks ago i was riding a up a lift with my friend and some random 60 year old guy. my friend stated to talk to me about half way up the lift  about something and the guy just turned and stared at him and started grunting. it was pretty strange but and the same time really funny because it creeped the fuck out of my friend. Thats the only one i can really think of.
Jan 27 2013 9:09PM
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prunejuice9000+
Posts: 119 - Karma: 54
fucked loled
Jan 27 2013 9:10PM
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LukasSchroeder
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Jan 27 2013 9:11PM
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GuacamoleMane
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He was probably trolling you, my friend does that shit all the time, and hes a snowboarder
Jan 27 2013 9:11PM
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LukasSchroeder
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Click for larger image not sure if it will work.... if not: http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/819/screenshot20130127at500.png/
Jan 27 2013 9:13PM
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ColeSpencer
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ahah I like it
Jan 27 2013 9:16PM
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No.Quarter
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Me and my friends. When the lift stopped for a really long time and as it started we all started saying "Oh... wait for it..." which turned into just "Oh" which turned into "Op" which turned into a gangnam style jam session resulting in me almost falling off due to extreme chair bounce.

Yesterday at keystone i was on the lift that stopped for a good 15 minutes with these people who had a few snowballs for some reason. Some guy on blades and in a stromtrooper costume was doing crazy fast gaper tucks and spraying little kids so we all threw our snowballs at him. Me and the other dude hit him but the chick missed. She redeemed herself with a headshot from her half full PBR. It was pretty epic
Jan 27 2013 9:19PM
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.Rybak.
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Click for larger image there ya go
Jan 27 2013 9:20PM
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JakeBarrett
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Old grandpa telling the old classic "back when I was a boy" stories. I couldn't help but laugh
Jan 27 2013 9:21PM
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prunejuice9000+
Posts: 119 - Karma: 54
now i feel better about carrying snowbladds on the lift i do that to people around me and nail em in the dick and ski super fast away and avoid that chairlift for the day
Jan 27 2013 9:23PM
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No.Quarter
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i have read that like 5 times and i cant seem to figure out what you are saying.
Jan 27 2013 9:24PM
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danderson.
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Had a friend who rode with this guy who talked about stars for a solid 20 minutes. The same guy also tried to ride with another one of my buddies recently. My buddy lied and said he was waiting for someone so the guy sensually rubbed his shoulder and said "it's okay...". Pretty damn funny.
Jan 27 2013 9:26PM
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prunejuice9000+
Posts: 119 - Karma: 54
dude lmfao i dont even know what i was trying to say
Jan 27 2013 9:27PM
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450out.
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some guy with pink goggles yellow lenses was listening to really loud katy perry/ddr kinda music and headbanging while watching my friend intently
Jan 27 2013 9:34PM
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prunejuice9000+
Posts: 119 - Karma: 54
honestly i was listening to selena gomez and headbanging while staring at someone with the same jacket as me....
Jan 27 2013 9:38PM
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DeRizzo
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No trust me, the guy was like 60 and he was serious.
Jan 27 2013 9:39PM
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SKIU4EA
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Jan 27 2013 9:43PM
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prunejuice9000+
Posts: 119 - Karma: 54
lmfao
Jan 27 2013 9:46PM
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grapejuice3000+
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thats fairly rude. especially the throwing the beer can, thats how people get hurt.
Jan 27 2013 9:47PM
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No.Quarter
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Throwing the can was a bit over the top, but i was more surprised that she hit him, her first throw wasn't even close. I was on Ruby Exp. over the scout run so the kids he was spraying were little 2-6 year old's working on their pizzas so...
Jan 27 2013 10:26PM
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Downtofilm
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Eheath, what a weirdo.
Jan 27 2013 10:34PM
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Dibs
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hahaha i did the same thing
Jan 27 2013 10:36PM
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CandyNipples.
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Do you know if the guy still has room in his Prius???
Jan 27 2013 10:39PM
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Nacho+
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I haven't ridden up with many weird people, but I went up with a snowboarder a few weeks back who was high as fuck. He was smoking and shit and turns to me:

"hey man, want some...izz so fucking uhh uhh go uhh oood"

"nah its ok its ok"

"cum on uhh man....i-i-i-i-its so fucking good"

this went on the whole chair lift ride
Jan 27 2013 10:41PM
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yung-lean
Posts: 511 - Karma: 2,447
for some odd reason i get sandwished by too old men.
what the hell have i done so bad that happens ever time
Jan 27 2013 10:43PM
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Chief.
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op is trying too hard
Jan 27 2013 10:44PM
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NinetyFour
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I honestly haven't rode the chair with anyone really weird. So instead I'll post videos of people who I think would be weird to ride the chairlift with:




And not weird, just gnarly:

Jan 27 2013 10:45PM
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No.Quarter
Posts: 5257 - Karma: 16,965
i feel like shartcarve would be actually really fun to ride a lift with. you would get to learn all about centripetal force and how your soul works. you might be able to buy a safety ball from him for your carbon fiber go pro pole. possibly buy a pair of really nice skis
Jan 27 2013 10:51PM
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MRSICKNASTYNESS
Posts: 191 - Karma: 88
My mountian is the closest to NYC so me and my friend are riding with some prissy mid 30 yearned asians that are speaking half English half Chinese and we used words like "sketch" and "steezy and u hear them mumble to each other "omg did they rlly liek just say tht????" and as we get of we go ya bitch we did and rode of butterin flipped them off
Jan 27 2013 11:01PM
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danderson.
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Shit dude. That's pretty Wu Tang. I wouldn't fuck with you!
Jan 28 2013 12:18AM
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Z-PAULY.
Posts: 559 - Karma: 284
Good. This was definitely the question I needed answering to. Woulda made a mad porno and Prius commercial though
Jan 28 2013 12:21AM
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yourthemannowdog
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Dude, he's from New York. Him and his buddy Joey run this shit.
Jan 28 2013 12:32AM
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_Jeffrey_
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This one time a weird guy with a fur coat ask me to show him where i ski. He wanted to take a run with me. I just pointed him to a different direction and rode off.
Jan 28 2013 12:35AM
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LukasSchroeder
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Thanks. Always have problems with that
Jan 28 2013 10:59AM
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Bertrand
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Rode a lift with a guy rocking tan leather chaps, a full wolf pelt with the head as a hat, and old leather ski boots.
Jan 28 2013 11:36AM
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