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PaleCelery
Posts: 7228 - Karma: 609
You said I wouldn't and I did. Y'all can suck a D.

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Jan 27 2013 3:12PM
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DANETRON
Posts: 6671 - Karma: 137
Im gonna steal your new bike and run it over with s street sweeper
Jan 31 2013 4:03PM
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PaleCelery
Posts: 7228 - Karma: 609
you will probably too
Jan 31 2013 4:42PM
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DANETRON
Posts: 6671 - Karma: 137
Its a ref to hey arnold nig but yeah i
Jan 31 2013 4:46PM
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DANETRON
Posts: 6671 - Karma: 137
Would
Jan 31 2013 4:47PM
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Jakx~
Posts: 653 - Karma: 503
Bacon pie! That sounds oddly delicious, sort of like bacon Pancakes fucking love bacon pancakes!!! \ADHD rant
Jan 31 2013 5:32PM
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PaleCelery
Posts: 7228 - Karma: 609
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Jan 31 2013 10:31PM
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roddy116
Posts: 10648 - Karma: 7,665
uhhm yeahhh.....
Jan 31 2013 10:46PM
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DANETRON
Posts: 6671 - Karma: 137
So fuck the kid who said we cant get bitches our own age. Last night we banged two bitches and soft swapped. Anndddd then just ditched them 20 min ago. Currently driving around listening to tupac.....WEST SIDE TILL WE DIEEEEE!!!!!
Feb 1 2013 9:25AM
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PaleCelery
Posts: 7228 - Karma: 609
I've got beer farts
Feb 1 2013 9:28AM
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PaleCelery
Posts: 7228 - Karma: 609
Also, put it in her but with spit lube. It was wetter than her pussy
Feb 1 2013 9:31AM
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DANETRON
Posts: 6671 - Karma: 137
Also we are now having a contest of who can steal the most socks from a random girl without getting caught
Feb 2 2013 8:41AM
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DANETRON
Posts: 6671 - Karma: 137
Good question. Im gonna go with all at once. Getting out with a bunch of socks seems harder than a few at a time.
Feb 2 2013 12:22PM
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PaleCelery
Posts: 7228 - Karma: 609
Both! If he takes a drawer full of socks, thats a win. But if I take 1 sock from 100 girls, thats a win too. No rules here.
Feb 2 2013 1:14PM
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DANETRON
Posts: 6671 - Karma: 137
Were making a quilt out of all the socks
Feb 2 2013 5:25PM
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E-Nix
Posts: 382 - Karma: 187
I'm lost, OP was creampied?
Feb 2 2013 9:26PM
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Spinoza
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It's not only about taste, its more about an inherent attraction to eating the flesh of others. It's the satisfaction of building yourself off the murdered carcasses of other animals.
Plus if I don't eat meat I'll be hungry again in half an hour. And beans suck so don't say eating beans is a substitute.

Not trying to be a dick, I just think meat is really really good

Feb 2 2013 9:28PM
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accualyisdolan
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I thought I made stupid threads
Feb 2 2013 9:32PM
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PaleCelery
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And so it begins!
Feb 2 2013 10:11PM
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EmperorKuzco
Posts: 6660 - Karma: 254
thats just not how the quote goes...
Feb 2 2013 10:20PM
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DANETRON
Posts: 6671 - Karma: 137
Im in boston. I dont live here and am inches away from stealing a whole drawer ofsocks!
Feb 3 2013 1:18AM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,105
DO THEY SMELL. IVE ALWAYS WONDERED IF THERE ARE GIRLS WITH SMELLY FEET!
Feb 3 2013 1:20AM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15089 - Karma: 9,231
Shit. I'm so ashamed.
Feb 3 2013 1:50AM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15089 - Karma: 9,231
Oh, I understand wholeheartedly. Beans suck nutsack. I don't get the satisfaction personally, but I respect it. I just need carbs, personally. Pastries are my passion, that's all. If I had to hunt wild Whoopie Pies I totally would.
Feb 3 2013 1:51AM
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PaleCelery
Posts: 7228 - Karma: 609
No thread jackin. If you aren't stealing a bitches pink sock then gtfo
Feb 3 2013 8:57AM
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EmperorKuzco
Posts: 6660 - Karma: 254
you should be robert, you should be
Feb 3 2013 9:45AM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15089 - Karma: 9,231
I said I was! What more do you want from me? *sobs*
Feb 3 2013 9:57AM
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PaleCelery
Posts: 7228 - Karma: 609
I quotes the wrong dood
Feb 3 2013 10:01AM
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*TURBONERD*
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You jacked your own thread, Dan. IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT PIES.
Feb 3 2013 10:03AM
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roddy116
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lul love this thread
Feb 3 2013 10:03AM
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danderson.
Posts: 6560 - Karma: 5,252
This thread is such a cluster fuck. Like seriously, what the fuck are we talking about?
Feb 3 2013 10:56AM
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DANETRON
Posts: 6671 - Karma: 137
So i stole a drawer out of some girls hotel room. It had no socks and nothing else in it. I failed
Feb 3 2013 1:16PM
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DANETRON
Posts: 6671 - Karma: 137
Eating flesh and stealing socks
Feb 3 2013 1:18PM
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PaleCelery
Posts: 7228 - Karma: 609
And nutting in underage wimmenz, and std's
Feb 3 2013 1:45PM
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DANETRON
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And tupac lyrics
Feb 3 2013 2:07PM
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