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PaleCelery
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You said I wouldn't and I did. Y'all can suck a D.

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Chubz.
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Nothing at all my G the creampie reference was kinda gross but kudos to you for pulling it off
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Ribss.
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From this thread I learned:


OREO COOKIE CREAM PIE
1 pkg. Oreo cookies
1 c. butter, unsalted
1 c. powdered sugar
8 oz. softened cream cheese
24 oz. Cool Whip (2, 12 oz. pkg.) defrost for recipe
2 sm. (3 oz.) boxes instant chocolate fudge pudding or instant reg. chocolate pudding
2 c. milk

Crush Oreo cookies. Put small amount of crumbs aside (2-3 tablespoons). Melt butter and mix with remainder of crumbs. Spread on bottom of 13 x 9 x 2 inch glass pan, packing lightly to form crust.

Combine cream cheese, 12 ounces Cool Whip and sugar. Mix with electric blender at very low speed, until spreading consistency. Spread over crust.

Combine pudding mix with 2 cups milk. Do not let pudding become too thick. Spread over last layer.

Top with second 12 ounce carton of Cool Whip. Sprinkle with reserved cookie crumbs. Refrigerate to store. Serves 15.
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Chubz.
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Ribss. You da man
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*TURBONERD*
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Solid recipe.
I'm partial to Ice Cream Pie, myself. The chocolate corn flake crust is delicious and solid enough to be used as a murder weapon if need be.
Ice Cream Pie
6-8 Servings

7 tablespoons melted butter
1/4 cup brown sugar
2 ounces unsweetened baking chocolate
1/2 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips
3 cups corn flakes
1/3 cup finely chopped walnuts or pecans (optional)
1 1/2 quart ice cream (vanilla, coffee, or chocolate flavors)

In medium saucepan, melt butter, brown sugar, unsweetened chocolate, and chocolate chips over low heat. Stir constantly until thoroughly mixed and sugar is dissolved.

In large bowl, place cornflakes and nuts. Pour warm chocolate mixture over the corn flakes, gently stirring until flakes are THOROUGHLY coated.

Spray 9" pie plate with vegetable coating. Gently press coated flakes into pie plate. Place in freezer until firm.

Fill frozen chocolate shell with slightly softened ice cream. Freeze until firm. Top with fudge sauce, praline sauce, berries, or sliced fruit.
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PaleCelery
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I like where this is going

Also, triple crown has been won
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El_Barto.
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lol

We're gonna be here for a wHile
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PaleCelery
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DANETRON
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To let it be known we were talking aboit an ice dildo which is sitting in his freezer
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GayWolf420
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How does one make an ice dildo? Are there special dick-shaped ice cube trays out there?
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bnewbs6
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This thread is half win. Half gross and half delicious.
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DANETRON
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Ask op. Im sure hell be glad to show everyone how to do it prob even post pictures. Dan paging dan
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squibble
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irrelevant without recipes
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PaleCelery
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Give her some new username.... Frostbitten_labia?
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PaleCelery
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After I use it on your mom and sisters (same time, yummy) ill have a ice cube for my drank
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SirBooley
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did she Gargle your Chode?
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theBearJew
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It sounds like it. I would guess that it was suggested that he fuck a pie first? Then a discussion about what pie would be best like a vagina? It was decided that irish cream pie was best? Or they just talked about underage sex and somehow a pie got involved.
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PaleCelery
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Another girl came by. But she ended up being fatter than her Internet pics. So I facefucked her and now I'm skiing. When life gives you lemons, facefucked them and go skiing #disrespect #carinthia shred # NSLOVELIFE

hotter girl on cue for later
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PaleCelery
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She reminded me of your sister too
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baethoven
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So like an Icy Mike?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Icy%20Mike
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PaleCelery
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No an icy dildo
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freestyler540
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FUCK YOU ALL NOW I WANT SOME FUCKING PIE
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DANETRON
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Ill facefuck your sister.
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Ben_Mo-Fat
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Hi
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PaleCelery
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Ill facefuck your sis
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DANETRON
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Ill facefuck your sister
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roddy116
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ill bukkake facefuck your sister, just me.
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DANETRON
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So far this is the highest offer...anyone else?
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Pancake_Fucker
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Ill facefuck your sister with a hand selected group of known heavy jizzers who have been loading up on zinc and celery for the last couple weeks.
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roddy116
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ill take on all of you guys
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CandyNipples.
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That's a pretty nice dild u got there. How much?
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*TURBONERD*
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I'll take her out for a nice dinner and never call her back.
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DANETRON
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No no you got it all wrong with the whole dinner aspect of it.
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.Hugo.
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I'd tell her were going to dinner then chloroform her and chain her up in my basement where she will be my sex slave till the end of time
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*TURBONERD*
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Should it be a classy yet understated brunch instead?
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DANETRON
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Highest bid thus far for my sisters sexual intrests.
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DANETRON
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Possibly. She doesnt know you guys are bidding for her.

Ha what a great thread this has turned out to be
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MISSNEWBOOTY
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your sister already belongs to me Dane
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*TURBONERD*
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Also, I'm a vegetarian. It's common knowledge we taste better.
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PaleCelery
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It's spelled "stupid"
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DANETRON
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Idk who you are but with a name like missnewbooty you sure won my heart
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PaleCelery
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Dibs
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DANETRON
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What if its a guy?
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*TURBONERD*
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Don't be intolerant, Dan. Eat all the meat you want, it tastes like shit to me.
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PaleCelery
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In no way do I tolerate this bullshit!

I demand a picture of you, eating a cow, with today's newspaper, and an ice dildo in your ass
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*TURBONERD*
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You first.
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PaleCelery
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Icy Dyl is in my freezer at home, gonna have to wait a few days. I'm in NY
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*TURBONERD*
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Lame. I eagerly await it.
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.AR6rider.
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You're only lying to yourself.
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*TURBONERD*
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You're right. I need some shock therapy.
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DANETRON
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Lets go drinking and get into some crazy shit tonight
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