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What's the stupidest thing you've ever done

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Soja.
Posts: 216 - Karma: 144
I'm sure this will get interesting
Jan 26 2013 10:54PM
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.Apex.
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 1,556
Saying no everytime the dentists recommended i get my wisdom teeth taken out. Now it feels like my mouth is being slowly pushed together like that scene in starwars except R2Dt aint gonna do shit to help me.
Jan 27 2013 11:22PM
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cheaaaaaa
Posts: 830 - Karma: 630
went to a private catholic high school... they flat out lie about how it getts you into a BETTER college
Jan 27 2013 11:44PM
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snowisfun
Posts: 215 - Karma: 24
Tried triple. Didn't get hurt too bad but there are a lot of consequences for a trick like that. Could've been way worse
Jan 27 2013 11:51PM
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snowisfun
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Tried triple. Didn't get hurt too bad but there are a lot of consequences for a trick like that. Could've been way worse
Jan 27 2013 11:51PM
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Chief.
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ya dude i went to catholic school for 1-8th and then i was like fuck this and went to a public high school with my friends and still got into the college i wanted
Jan 28 2013 12:04AM
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Soja.
Posts: 216 - Karma: 144
depending on where you are public schools can be an absolute joke, the one i went to when i moved i literally stared at the wall and got A's, so it can be a good or bad thing
Jan 28 2013 6:54PM
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scratchproteen
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when my buddies and I turned 16...we would shop lift from stores like crazy, taking movies, video games...one guy even got a sub woofer and amplifier....we never got caught and just stopped because we finally realized......wow this is stupid....and today when we talk about it we can't believe we did it.

That was also the same time we stole two golf carts from a golf course at like 2am drove them 10 miles into town and then ran them head on into each other in a corn field and left them there.
Jan 28 2013 7:06PM
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white+wolf
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I smoked dmt while fucking this girl and for some reason I thought I was using a jackhammer and I was looking for the off switch but I couldn't find it and it wouldn't stop and she was screaming louder than the jackhammer and she pressed charges
Jan 28 2013 9:02PM
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DANETRON
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Good old dmt
Feb 1 2013 8:38PM
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--ski--
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I was flying Auckland to Bangkok a few years ago. My friend and I decided to "sample" our duty free liquor on the flight. Long story short, we got so drunk that the flight had to make an emergency stop off in Darwin to kick us off. Best part, though, we didn't even get in any trouble, and we were able to catch another flight three hours later.
Feb 1 2013 9:28PM
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deleted5
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I'm calling bullshit on this story. I got so drunk on an airplane I tried to open the emergency door midflight, And they didn't emergency land the plane.
Feb 1 2013 9:31PM
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JeremyClarkson
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How fucking retarded do you have to be to try that shit?

Feb 1 2013 9:37PM
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--ski--
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It might sound skeptical, but I assure you it is true. We were running up and down the isles jousting each other and refused to calm down, so they kicked us off.
Feb 1 2013 9:39PM
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deleted5
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You would be surprised how fast you get drunk on a plane. Plus I was sitting next to an Irish married couple that could drink Ireland under the table.
Feb 1 2013 9:41PM
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DANETRON
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I think if they have to do an emergency landing you get fined out the ass right? Id never get drunk on a plane i have a hard enough time staying out of trouble and out of jail on the ground
Feb 1 2013 10:13PM
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Cataplonic
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haahah dumbass
Feb 7 2013 8:42AM
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Cataplonic
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i tired a future spin
Feb 7 2013 8:43AM
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Heart
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I ate out out a rando during a one night stand. She must have had a yeast in fection because a few days later I got one in my mouth. It was terrible, the burning was brutal and it felt like the inside of my mouth was chafed.
Feb 7 2013 9:47AM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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I tried to look for Chad's Gap from the bottom of Alta. Couldn't find it. Ski patrol blew it up.
Feb 7 2013 11:07AM
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*kF_pauLo-
Posts: 445 - Karma: 305
Reading the entire thread about it.
Feb 7 2013 11:11AM
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ZeechMcHuck
Posts: 456 - Karma: 579
You always have the best stories
Feb 7 2013 11:22AM
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jackanderson2258
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came to school incredibly stoned, and then got expelled.
Feb 7 2013 11:27AM
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west-coast
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got dared to jump in a shark tank and swim around..its actually a paid program at atlantis in bahamas, so it wasnt too sketch. but when we were getting out an 18 foot bull came up and tried to bite my leg off. sketch as fuck, and im scared of the ocean now
Feb 7 2013 11:28AM
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ZeechMcHuck
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Feb 7 2013 1:38PM
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Stickity
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hahahahahahaha going to class high is the best. physics makes sense for some reason
Feb 7 2013 2:49PM
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A_Harrington
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one time me mates n i tried to beat up this black kid but i got caught. so dumb i shoulve waited intil dark
Feb 7 2013 5:39PM
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walrussteeze
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wut


I Told a particularly racist joke in front of a huge black guy.


Feb 7 2013 6:01PM
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WakaShocka
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sitting on a steak knife and not seeking medical attention for a solid 24 hours...annnnnnnnnnnnd tossing a red hot hookah coal off my porch onto a pile of dry leafs, nearly burned the motherfucker down.
Feb 7 2013 6:10PM
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Dr.Dickless
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The long search is over, we have found the typical NSer
Feb 7 2013 6:18PM
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DANETRON
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The whole falling in love thing. Fuck that be happy on your own. Then when you are sort out all the leeches
Feb 8 2013 1:50AM
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cbj
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Threw a mattress in my pool. Took me a fucking crane to get it out
Feb 8 2013 2:09AM
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sweet_caroline
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Why didn't you just put dynamite under it and blow it up?
Feb 8 2013 2:22AM
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dreadyboy
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First and last time drunk driving. Out in the prairies took my car to 210kph (135mph). Then I flipped a bunch of times going somewhere between 100-200kph. Got out completely fine, this truck stops for me, cop car pulls up behind him. Cop only sees the truck and leaves. Guy in the truck gives me a ride to the closest town, then I start walking home. Got tired and felt sober enough at like 6am so I hitchhiked. Tell the guy I flipped my car, dudes an off duty fireman, spend the next 6 hours tied to a board in an ambulance/hospital. Tests show I'm completely fine, just hungover. Cops find my car the next night at like 2am and have a search party thinking I'm dead in a field. Later that week I fill out an accident report (the way a lawyer said to), my mom drops it off and I got no tickets whatsoever. Totalled my $700 acura, had a $150 ambulance bill, $500 firemans bill for the search party and $500 tow bill.

Don't ever drunk drive, and wear a goddamn seatbelt.
Feb 8 2013 3:18AM
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ZeechMcHuck
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this is legit a cool story bro.  how did you not get tagged with DUI?

Feb 8 2013 2:05PM
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deleted5
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they have to prove he was drunk and he was driving if you ever crash your car drunk and didn't hit anything or anyone run.
Feb 8 2013 2:14PM
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cbj
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How did you not die? Holy fuck
Feb 8 2013 2:29PM
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dreadyboy
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They had no proof and the way I filled in the accident report didn't give them any info other than I lost control of the vehicle. They kinda thought something was up, but they couldn't just tag me because it seems suspicious. Kinda thought I might get a reckless driving/fleeing the scene ticket, but it's been 1.5 years and don't have anything. Guess it just wasn't worth there time.

Originally I was gonna go in and tell them that like I had some beers at my buddies then got up at 6am and drove home(that's the lie I told my family), but my mom said they'd for sure give me a dui and I wouldn't be driving for a loooong time, so I got her to call a lawyer. The lawyer just gave me like 5 points to write down on the report and said I didn't have to go talk to them. That was just free phone advice too, said we could hire him if I needed to go in person, but I never did.

If you're ever in shit don't talk, lawyer up.
Feb 8 2013 7:07PM
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k-rob
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mythreads for the stories. i do stupid shit all the time so i have no idea what mine is.
Feb 8 2013 7:40PM
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MFM
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Crashed my car over a bank and stopped just before a 100ft cliff Currently in hospital cause I went on a huge bender,,had a seizure and my liver nearly failed Got kicked out of school a month before grad I probably have more
Feb 8 2013 7:59PM
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dreadyboy
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Seat belt. And it was in the prairies, nothing to hit except a fence, I actually made 2 holes in it 100 feet apart lol. Also seemed like the trunk took most of the initial impact, my sedan looked like a hatchback. Then I just rolled and flipped a lot, caved in the passenger side by 4-5 inches, broke all windows(found some glass in my jacket pocket a year later) dented all body panels and just completely totalled the car.

Also while my car was sitting there for a day someone came and jacked my shift knob and stereo. They also took some beers I had in a jacket pocket and my buddies pipe, so can't really complain.
Feb 8 2013 8:16PM
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