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What's the stupidest thing you've ever done

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Soja.
Posts: 216 - Karma: 144
I'm sure this will get interesting
Jan 26 2013 10:54PM
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Chinchi
Posts: 1591 - Karma: 4,212
Popped a boner in math class with sweatpants on when i was writing on the board
Jan 26 2013 10:58PM
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E-Nix
Posts: 382 - Karma: 187
Mine is making a thread asking what the stupidest thing you've ever done was, then not actually posting what the stupidest thing that I've done is. That and one time I stood on a yoga ball, fell off and broke my arm.
Jan 26 2013 11:00PM
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iFlip
Posts: 4544 - Karma: 19,137
The stupidest thing I've ever done? Your mom. She's dumber than a bag of rocks. After all, she birthed you!
Jan 26 2013 11:04PM
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,506
Oh no you didnt
Jan 26 2013 11:06PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
bitched out of getting into a relationship with a really, really, reallllly hot girl in second year of college. she wanted a relationship kind of early on, i bailed, and i regretted it for a long time. she was really into me and i just chickened out. i saw her again a few times in the future and she looked incredible, happy as can be. almost like she was glowing. that could have been my girl.

what could have been..

oh well, can't live in the past. but damn. those were an incredible couple of hook ups we had. shoulda said fuck it and gone for it.
Jan 26 2013 11:07PM
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Soja.
Posts: 216 - Karma: 144
well damn i guess i have to share now, id have to say trying to get grass out of a clogged lawn mower using my hand and almost cutting off the tip of my finger, while no one was home at my house, solid day
Jan 26 2013 11:07PM
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DirtyDan
Posts: 1576 - Karma: 158
fucked up my entire highschool career
Jan 26 2013 11:15PM
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
Probably trusting one of my long time friends. Kid was a fucking moron.
Jan 26 2013 11:42PM
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CandyNipples.
Posts: 340 - Karma: 51
tried that quad cork... no one even fucking believes me so it was pointless
Jan 26 2013 11:46PM
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Dr.Dro
Posts: 190 - Karma: 16
I smoked a blunt in the garage of some persons house when I was super drunk and we thought we were at a homies house but it wasn't. The person called the police and came down stairs, yelled at us and we ran. We ran so fast. I had the blunt in my hand jumping fences (totally un necessary) but I was tripped out and didn't want the police to get me. I then made it to a ally way and we finished the blunt and walked home.
Jan 26 2013 11:51PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677
holler! went for two years and managed to graduate somehow!
Jan 26 2013 11:54PM
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deepfriedtwinkie
Posts: 434 - Karma: 389
came here to say your mom
Jan 27 2013 12:12AM
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DANETRON
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Trusting a bitch. Then meeting another one and doing the same thing only with more to lose and lost.pretty much everything
Jan 27 2013 4:31AM
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pussy_puncher
Posts: 194 - Karma: 69
skateboarded off a bus into a fire hydrant in mexico.
Jan 27 2013 4:39AM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7711 - Karma: 2,857
fucking up 2 studies, while my parents thought i was the perfect student.. oops
Jan 27 2013 8:06AM
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HARVERSACE
Posts: 763 - Karma: 372
fucking up the best relationship
Jan 27 2013 8:10AM
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sweatshirt
Posts: 1357 - Karma: 483
20 foot cliff jump into 3 feet of water, compressed vertebrae in my spine. It looked deep.
Jan 27 2013 8:47AM
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pomme-de-terre
Posts: 3915 - Karma: 703
still wish i had gone to college



Jan 27 2013 8:53AM
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LiquorLanch
Posts: 1909 - Karma: 1,046
R
Jan 27 2013 9:31AM
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Wheaty214
Posts: 1687 - Karma: 841
Fucking up the best relationship I've ever been in. I could sit and talk to her for hours and not get bored. Dat ass and those boobs. God damn I'm stupid. I will make another move once she is single again.
Jan 27 2013 9:47AM
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.Capn.
Posts: 1454 - Karma: 152
Did the same thing but on a hammock during a camping trip in the middle of a south american rainforest. I lost consciousness and had the worst concussion of my life and we were several days hike from the nearest town and from there many hours drive to a doctor. Scurry as balls
Jan 27 2013 3:43PM
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grown-ninja
Posts: 3031 - Karma: 175
Good luck she told me she was gonna marry that dude
Jan 27 2013 3:57PM
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ColeSpencer
Posts: 134 - Karma: 198
TRYING SNOWBOARDING
Jan 27 2013 4:00PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51783 - Karma: 163,979
I smoked dmt while flying my parents seaplane and almost crashed it.


I also boofed 3 grams of weed.


I also huffed to balloons of jenk in a row.
Jan 27 2013 4:07PM
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Laurent.
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 25,313
Trying to do a gainer of a trash-can whilst being severely intoxicated.
The hospital had a nice bed.
Jan 27 2013 4:13PM
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a_burger
Posts: 5240 - Karma: 20,807
Probably not clipping my toenails friday, got toe bang on both big toes and my toenails are just kind of hanging on stabbing me whenever I move my foot.


Jan 27 2013 4:22PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
gainer over my friend on a trampoline. ended with me smashing my face off the frame, destroying my nose and chipping a tooth
Jan 27 2013 4:27PM
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zues
Posts: 6434 - Karma: -5,330
i used to work for my town doing maintenance on school grounds. one time while driving the truck I was telling a new guy how this was a "bullshit" job and that my boss was "a fucking retard" and that I usually just "smoke pot" and "pretend to work". this entire time my radio talk button was held down and everyone, including the town hall, heard me.

best part was i didn't even get fired.
Jan 27 2013 4:42PM
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HamFaceGirl
Posts: 5242 - Karma: 2,676
Should probably cut them, eh?
Jan 27 2013 4:45PM
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Soja.
Posts: 216 - Karma: 144
pro
Jan 27 2013 4:52PM
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Davy.Crockett
Posts: 5373 - Karma: 324
getting terrible grades during my sophomore year of highschool which fucked my GPA for college
Jan 27 2013 4:57PM
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Snowtorious_BIG
Posts: 659 - Karma: 1,467
I asked for girl advice on NS, horrible mistake...
Jan 27 2013 4:59PM
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james6345789
Posts: 4763 - Karma: 467
just fuck girl A dude do it you won't
Jan 27 2013 5:05PM
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Rachy
Posts: 4355 - Karma: 2,761
Egging a car with hard boilded eggs.

Always check the carton first.
Jan 27 2013 5:11PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
this.
Jan 27 2013 5:13PM
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deleted5
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I recently just had brain surgery. And I finally got back to Mount Snow vt where my car was, After I was released from the hospital. And I don't remember any of this because I still had a really bad concussion but I drove 3 1/2 hours to my house in New York. I don't remember the drive at all and I have no idea how I drove for that long without crashing I have no idea. I don't even remember getting into my car and do not remember the drive but Next thing I knew I woke up conscious in New York.
Jan 27 2013 5:35PM
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zues
Posts: 6434 - Karma: -5,330
wow dude wtf happened?

last night i drove back from cuzzins bar really drunk... drove to my room 30 min away. don't remember that too much.

not feeling good today
Jan 27 2013 5:42PM
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deleted5
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this https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/725880/
Jan 27 2013 6:08PM
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howlongcanausern
Posts: 4982 - Karma: 1,737
bring weed/blow/empty beer cans over the broder to canada. border patrol finds it all.

they take it and let me go...lol
Jan 27 2013 6:43PM
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nagger
Posts: 1576 - Karma: 883
busting my knee last weekend
Jan 27 2013 6:53PM
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Soja.
Posts: 216 - Karma: 144
wow dude thats intense
Jan 27 2013 6:55PM
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TheRightCoast
Posts: 314 - Karma: 4
Criminal Possession of Marijuana Last week. It sucks, set me back a few grand also
Jan 27 2013 7:11PM
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introvert
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 1,482
wtf. How much did you get busted with?

When I got a para. charge the court costs were only like $600
Jan 27 2013 7:15PM
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zues
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Boss status. espeically with the blow man,,, that could have gone either way.
Jan 27 2013 7:36PM
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monkatizer
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my friend planned a huge party at his house while his parents were gone, but then he found out he had a track meet that night that went till 11:00pm. so he called me up and i went over and set it up and started the party that he was going to attend an hour later. lets just say like 50-60 people came over, the place was bumpin and then the cops busted in the side door into the basement, and shit hit the fan.
people were running up through the house like crazy, jumping through windows, breaking shit, spilling shit, and we all ran out into the farm fields and woods outside in 20 degree weather. at that time, the kid arrived and his step dad came too, and he told them i started the party and gave the cops all my info. so i decided to walk back a mile through the woods in the snow to his house. me and my friend (whose house it was) got in soo much shit with the law and parents.
this all happened last night
Jan 27 2013 7:47PM
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PaleCelery
Posts: 7228 - Karma: 609
Joined this fucking website
Jan 27 2013 7:56PM
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howlongcanausern
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yeah....they basically emptied the baggies and left them on my seat. haha, them guys were chill. craziest thing is i crossed the border last week with a clean car and no trouble.
Jan 27 2013 8:47PM
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bermbuster49
Posts: 7445 - Karma: 90
dude what would possess you to think that smoking dmt while operating an aircraft is a good idea?



also my roomate says "fuck you that is fake"
Jan 27 2013 8:56PM
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RubberSoul
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Jan 27 2013 9:00PM
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gotti
Posts: 4269 - Karma: 4,550
Nothing. Im perfect.
Jan 27 2013 9:08PM
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