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MATH JOKES

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SFB
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Jan 26 2013 10:49PM
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Juicy-J
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how about no
Jan 26 2013 10:50PM
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corona
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I get them and have friend. terrible thread.
Jan 26 2013 10:50PM
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accualyisdolan
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I guess I have no friends
Jan 26 2013 10:53PM
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Chubz.
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FACTORS.



LOLOLOLOLOL
Jan 26 2013 10:54PM
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Realist
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Jan 26 2013 10:58PM
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SFB
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*chuckles*

Jan 26 2013 11:00PM
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FatWhore
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Look at this Trout
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Jan 26 2013 11:02PM
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notadoctor
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What kind of bra does a math teacher wear?
An alge-bra

What do you call a bird that doesn't eat?
A poly-no-meal

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a banana?
(elephant)(banana)sine(theta)
Jan 27 2013 12:29AM
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Nacho+
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i guess I can help out

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Jan 27 2013 9:38AM
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act.resist
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This
Jan 27 2013 10:16AM
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HamFaceGirl
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Q: What's the integral of (1/cabin)d(cabin)?
A: A natural log cabin
Q: Why was the function so bent out of shape?
A: Its regression model was too tight a fit.
A guy gets on a bus and starts threatening everybody: "I'll integrate you! I'll differentiate you!" So everybody gets scared and runs away. Only one person stays. The guy comes up to him and says: "Aren't you scared, I'll integrate you, I'll differentiate you!" And the other guy says: "No, I am not scared, I am e^x."
Gotta love a good math yoke








Jan 27 2013 10:30AM
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Anathema
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i just like saying mathimagician.
Jan 27 2013 10:32AM
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FLBP
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Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Jan 27 2013 10:40AM
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DrZoidberg
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Somewhat lolz.

That took me a second cause I always say ln as the letters, not natural log, so I was like ln cabin?
Jan 27 2013 10:54AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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because 789?
Jan 27 2013 11:08AM
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Kooky_Lukey
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Jan 27 2013 12:45PM
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-emile-
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Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness.

Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.
Jan 27 2013 12:51PM
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chicken
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Q: What is a compact city?
A: It's a city that can be guarded by finitely many near-sighted policemen.
Jan 27 2013 2:58PM
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skitheWest.
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What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
Pumpkin-Pi

What does a farmer count his cows with?
A Cow-Culator
Jan 27 2013 6:14PM
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Bateman
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but seven goes into 28 four times.
Jan 27 2013 6:16PM
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taylornicky
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Jan 27 2013 6:17PM
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introvert
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Jan 27 2013 6:27PM
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Bateman
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that belongs to another thread.


Anyways, if nobody gets my refrence ima be hella disappointed.
Jan 27 2013 6:27PM
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introvert
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k
Jan 27 2013 6:28PM
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introvert
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Jan 27 2013 6:29PM
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act.resist
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do you even math?
Jan 27 2013 7:54PM
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Spinoza
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( jokes - entertainment ) x lame = this thread
Jan 27 2013 8:00PM
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Bread_Fish
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haha lol
Jan 27 2013 8:24PM
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SFB
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cmon everyone already know that one
Jan 27 2013 9:35PM
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Deezy
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Why is this thread so underrated?

Try this one... Are you a differential equation? because I'd like to be tangent to your curves.
Jan 27 2013 10:55PM
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percs
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hehehehe
Jan 27 2013 10:59PM
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percs
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hehehehe
Jan 27 2013 10:59PM
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crab_pretzel
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its bad that i laughed hardest at this one
Jan 27 2013 11:35PM
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Stickity
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am i missing something or is it simply trout
Jan 28 2013 12:22AM
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Heart
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I've got a good math pickup line

Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?
Jan 28 2013 10:11AM
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dadunda
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What did the tree mathematician say?

Gee-Im-a-tree (Geometry)

HOHOHOHAHAHA
Jan 28 2013 10:33AM
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yuck
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fuckin lost it
Jan 28 2013 10:34AM
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theblackrod
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you sir. just won the internet.
Jan 28 2013 1:22PM
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crieschl
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Jan 28 2013 2:43PM
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BBurt
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hahahahahahahahahahaha
Jan 28 2013 4:37PM
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bigsteezyg
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hahaha
Jan 28 2013 9:17PM
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