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Mother fucking MAYO

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Mr.Sloth
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Do you know what the best condiment on earth is?

Well if you didn't take the hint from the title it's MAYONNAISE. That shit goes with everything. Put it on your egg bagel, BLT, gyro, PUT IT IN A SMOOTHIE I DON'T GIVE A DAMN.

Some MAYO porn for your asses:
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BITCHES



Jan 26 2013 12:44PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
i respectfully disagree and say that it is probably

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Jan 26 2013 12:46PM
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Bumblesteeze
Posts: 3092 - Karma: 748
Mayo is disgusting, I actually can't stand it.
Jan 26 2013 12:47PM
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maximiliaan
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its damn nice
Jan 26 2013 12:49PM
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baethoven
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Not a fan of mayo, but Sriracha on the other hand..

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Jan 26 2013 12:50PM
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Laurent.
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 25,313
Home-made is the best, but if I can't be bothered to spend time in the kitchen:

Devos Lemmens Mayonaise with lemon

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Jan 26 2013 12:55PM
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brotherdad
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FUCK YEAH MAYO
Jan 26 2013 12:57PM
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2_fadez
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Sorry. But I'd rather have a steak, pussy
Jan 26 2013 1:03PM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
THIS MOTHERFUCKER KNOWS WHAT'S UP
Jan 26 2013 1:10PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
has anyone read op's name
Jan 26 2013 1:12PM
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accualyisdolan
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Excellent thread mayo rules
Jan 26 2013 2:03PM
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ALMIGHTYSOSA
Posts: 2800 - Karma: 2,102
I watched a friend eat a spoon of mayonnaise once and it was nasty. Mayo is alright but hot sauce is a way better condiment.
Jan 26 2013 2:28PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
FUCK MAYO IT IS NASTY. Thinking about mayo makes me cringe. But I will eat a thin layer on sandwiches and in pasta salads. OTHERWISE NOOOOOOOOOOO.
Jan 26 2013 3:52PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,152
is anything you do or buy just average?
Jan 26 2013 3:57PM
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BeefiestExpert
Posts: 2804 - Karma: 3,277
Exactly what I was thinkng. But I like to stick to pepper and salt.
Jan 26 2013 4:09PM
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act.resist
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I was watching an episode of honey boo boo and they were talking about how much they loved mayo, so honey boo boo went and grabbed a huge jar of mayo and put it in a bowl and was playing in it/eating it. I wanted to puke
Jan 26 2013 4:15PM
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whipple
Posts: 1415 - Karma: 5,167
MAYO ON DAT LOBSTER ROLL DZZAUM
Jan 26 2013 4:36PM
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Laurent.
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 25,313
Just 1,84 € for a 350ml jar.
Jan 26 2013 4:38PM
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Sno.
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for those of you who said mayo is disgusting, i hope you dont like:

thousand island dressing, ranch dressing, fry sauce, aoli, tartar sauce, remoulade, hollandaise...the list goes on.

Jan 26 2013 4:41PM
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cwphoto
Posts: 2332 - Karma: 780
hellmanns is the best thing ever
Jan 26 2013 4:41PM
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BeefiestExpert
Posts: 2804 - Karma: 3,277
Yeah this happened to me in real life. I dared a friend to eat spoonfuls of mayo out of the jar. It was so disgusting. I couldn't believe what i saw.
Jan 26 2013 4:43PM
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Sno.
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i dont think so-- i think its spread further. we have fry sauce over here in WA. its really good.

also-- onion ring sauce at red robin is the best thing ever and its a mix or mayo/ranch and BBQ sauce.

Jan 26 2013 4:46PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
NASTY. Seriously, just thinking about that makes me not want to eat mayo anymore.
Jan 26 2013 4:49PM
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Laurent.
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According to regular ordinary Swedish meal time it's good for you.

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Jan 26 2013 4:56PM
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bighooch
Posts: 349 - Karma: 2,062
this.
Jan 26 2013 5:31PM
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Puzzled
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I also did. Mayo is unbelievably delicious when stoned, more than any other condiment. Try it.
Jan 26 2013 5:48PM
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7springsprod
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This perfectly describes my feelings for mayonaise.
Jan 26 2013 6:13PM
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ALMIGHTYSOSA
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whats wrong with these people
Jan 26 2013 6:17PM
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PacificRimJob
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Not a fan at all.
Jan 26 2013 6:22PM
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Filmore
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mayo+Franks hot sauce= $$$
Jan 26 2013 6:22PM
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.Hugo.
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Ya, I was thinking mayo was code word for something else...
Jan 26 2013 6:39PM
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ObiWanKablowme
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i live in Indiana and we call it "fancy sauce" idk why
Jan 26 2013 7:36PM
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shuckle
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i am a fan of mayo and also this
Jan 26 2013 8:02PM
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Twinjibber77
Posts: 6239 - Karma: 2,355
Dats some gooooooooood shit
Jan 26 2013 8:12PM
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J_Christoph
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Slaov-G2H20

someone embed this!

I bet op doesn't love mayo this much
Jan 26 2013 8:13PM
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Thadius.Castle
Posts: 1436 - Karma: 250
Like a microscopic layer on some sandwiches, clubs, blt's, etc. It's disgusting on 95% of what people use it for though. Salads, etc.
Jan 26 2013 8:17PM
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Ski_The_E
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ketchup is better

/threads
Jan 26 2013 8:18PM
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Yeezy
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Good in anything from Bloody Mary's to french toast
Jan 26 2013 8:19PM
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ALMIGHTYSOSA
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Jan 26 2013 8:25PM
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