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Crashing upper 1% party?

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Dr.Dro
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My friends and I ran across this extremely wealthy neighborhood and these people are the wealthy 1%.

So my friends thought of a plan. If we see a party or a gathering at one of these massive houses we should try and crash it, dress in suites and act cool. Do you guys think it will work?
Jan 26 2013 3:30AM
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PeppermillReno
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Would have to be a really big party for you to be able to blend in and everyone to not be like WTF are these niqqas going.
Jan 26 2013 3:33AM
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XtRemE11
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upper 1%? who the fuck actually says that? but if you dont fuck it up which you will i guess it would be a good time?
Jan 26 2013 3:36AM
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lineskier10
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where are you from and where is this neighborhood you speak of?
Jan 26 2013 3:42AM
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Dr.Dro
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It will be done./attempted. Although it will have to be a big party and possible sneak around entry but these houses were like small castles so big parties must happen every so often. Maybe you just need to be more optimistic about life.
Jan 26 2013 3:43AM
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Dr.Dro
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Its kind of near Seattle but like 20 or 30 miles away. I just checked the prices for the houses and they are like 7-8 million. Lol its worth a shot but I'll probably get kicked out.

Maybe my friend and I should go to one of their doors and ask if they want to smoke? That may be easier.
Jan 26 2013 3:57AM
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DANETRON
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Im gonna try this in a neigborhood by where i grew up thanks for the idea! Interesting note...the land all the house by where i want to try this used to be a trailer park and woodlot...now it has 20 million dollar homes on it. Bill parcelj has a house there
Jan 26 2013 4:29AM
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theater.thug
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there'd probably be mad coke at that party. And no kids, i dont mean soda.
Jan 26 2013 7:56AM
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FLBP
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With that kind of money you'd have much better luck getting in with an 8 ball than an eighth.
Jan 26 2013 8:07AM
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hellomynameisjef
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i am the 1% and i say fuck you
Jan 26 2013 8:12AM
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Laurent.
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Instead of acting juvenile and get kicked out, try to fit in and spend some time actually enjoying the splendour the crème de la crème of the upper crust has to offer.

Fine wines, good whisky, delicious Canapés, caviare, and besides the food the networking possibilities that may be helpful later on in life.
Jan 26 2013 8:56AM
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nagger
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all I could think of when I read that was you crashing this guy's party

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Jan 26 2013 9:34AM
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KravtZ
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i know plenty of these "1%ers" who make way upwards of 10 mil a year. Most of them are really fucking chill people. Many of them are straight up bros. They love to get drunk and have fun and hang out. IF your seriously considering this just show up, dressing well is a must, these people have swag. Jusut blend in and hang out. Prob like a 70% chance you get kicked out. If you don't, just network the tits off with these people forjobs and stuff
Jan 26 2013 9:43AM
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nagger
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yeah one of my best friends' dad is a specialized eye surgeon, not sure if they qualify as the 1% but their family makes more money than they know what to do with and they're the most chill family. very pleasant people
Jan 26 2013 9:46AM
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Caspaaa
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or, work for a catering company like my cousin did, serve shit for like half the time at these crazy wealthy parties, then walk around and hit on the attractive girls, get numbers, leave with the catering company after cleaning up, come back, and join the after party.
Jan 26 2013 11:44AM
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whoa-dere
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Get dem connections
Jan 26 2013 1:16PM
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Bread_Fish
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lol love your signature
Jan 26 2013 1:34PM
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accualyisdolan
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Lame thread
Jan 26 2013 1:51PM
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CliffyByro
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simply wearing a suit won't help you blend in. these fuckers will be well dressed, so make sure you are accordingly. also dont act like a douche, and just go with the flow. you're joining their party, not bringing yours to them. act like they do, not like you would at your own party
Jan 26 2013 1:59PM
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californiagrown
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you wont fit in.

you are young, horribly spoken, and will look like shit in your cheap ill-fitting suits...when no one else will even be wearing a suit.

not to mention you are trying to con people who have made millions of dollars off of being able to read and outwit people for decades.

good luck, i hope you get arrestted.


Jan 26 2013 2:54PM
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CBROOKS
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Judging by your grammar, they will kick you out the second your lips start smackin. If there's one thing they know how to do its talk real good.
Jan 26 2013 3:10PM
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JASTEW206
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maybe you should start, "acting cool"
Jan 26 2013 3:12PM
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OG_lock
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be cool>act cool
Jan 26 2013 3:27PM
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BrewskiJr
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Wow OP. I really wish I could be as cool as you!
Jan 26 2013 3:31PM
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Holte
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I think you got it OP. Go for it.
Jan 26 2013 3:35PM
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LIL_WAT
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1% huh?

Jan 26 2013 3:39PM
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Dr.Dro
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It isn't like I haven't been to any of these parties before. One of my friends is well off and his dad has all these gatherings at his house where 70-100 people show up and to be honest, you could sneak in easily, and his dad would be happy to have extra people to show up. This kid always would come and eat food play x-box not invited and was kind of an asshole but his dad is just too nice to kick people out. I should bring a nice bottle of champagne as I enter the house.

This may be a bit more classy though especially if only adults are there.
Jan 26 2013 4:06PM
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act.resist
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Sounds like fun! Do it
Jan 26 2013 4:13PM
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Laurent.
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No champagne, get him a nice bottle off 2007 Domaine Saint-Damien Gigondas La Louisiane Vieilles Vignes. A lot rarer and way more special then a champagne, shows that you didn't just pick something from the rack of the local wine-seller but put some genuine thought in it.

Can be drunk right now but better to let it rest 5-10 years in the cellar to let it develop further.
Jan 26 2013 4:25PM
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DANETRON
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1%ers huh? We talking 1%ers as in the bad ass bikers who dont follow laws or the kind hippies hate? Either way you should show up with a buncha badass bikers ready to rumble or you should go and bring a bunch of the occupy ____ people with you. Dont leave the house till the us has justice for all.
Jan 26 2013 4:25PM
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theabortionator
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No because you're 12 and wealthy people hate children.
Jan 26 2013 4:27PM
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baaangthat
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Jan 26 2013 4:30PM
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rickroller
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haha this is good
Jan 26 2013 4:56PM
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Sno.
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do not crash my party. i will know.
Jan 26 2013 4:58PM
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Sno.
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also clyde hill/medina security will be on your ass like stink on shit the second you roll into the neighborhood.
Jan 26 2013 5:01PM
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Dr.Dro
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I just got an Idea. My friends dad collects tons wine and has this massive wine cellar. We could take one of those. I am sure if one of them is gone he will think that he took it out for a gathering or something just due to the pure amount of whine he has in that room.

Or we could get that bottle. Thanks for the input.
Jan 26 2013 5:02PM
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Hammyslapwagon
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You're an idiot
Jan 26 2013 5:15PM
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Laurent.
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Better buy that bottle. Wine connasieurs have an uncanny ability to remember every single wine in their collection and every single one they have drunk.

A friend of mine once took two bottles from his dad's collection to a party thinking they were cheap.

They weren't, two 2000 Petrus's. That's nearing 10 grand. His dad didn't took kindly and sold the kid's car to finance two new bottles.
Jan 26 2013 5:19PM
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ESAND
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It's called cellartracker, it's hardly uncanny.
Jan 26 2013 5:22PM
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DANETRON
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If that was my son id beat the shit out of him. But then again ill prob never have $5k bottles of wine around my house
Jan 26 2013 5:37PM
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lineskier10
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you are such a euro-trash piece of shit, fuck off and at least write in complete sentences if you are going to act like youre better than everyone else
Jan 26 2013 5:41PM
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Dr.Dro
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Yeah, messing with a wine collection is kind of fucked, We weren't thinking about taking a very high end wine. Something good and replaceable. We will just buy the bottle or figure something out.

Theres the reason that those wines went noticed. Probably some of the best wine he had in there. Was this a highschool party? If so some kids were probably downing wine that is way more expensive than their parents have ever had or will have. Kind of stupid not to check the prices.
Jan 26 2013 5:45PM
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Laurent.
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I was just giving advice combined with an anecdote, If my English is not up to par. I apologise, it's my fourth language, it's way past my bed time and I'm intoxicated.

I don't see why you need to act like a cunt.
Jan 26 2013 5:48PM
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5m0k3we3d
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Fuckin poors
Jan 26 2013 5:54PM
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Laurent.
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Or you can ask his dad in advance.

It was someone's 'student room' warming party, I came in late and saw the opened and almost finished bottles on the kitchen counter. As I poured myself a glass I read the label and almost shat myself.

Poured the remaining contents of both bottles in two glasses, sat down and enjoyed the best wine I've ever experienced. Too bad one was affected slightly by cork taint, still better then most wines do.
I proceeded to ask who brought the wine, and told him, he didn't believe they were that expensive. Well he found out next day.

The general consensus at that party was that the wine was "fucking good", well it came at a price.
Jan 26 2013 5:56PM
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sneezin
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Don't wear suits. That's retarded. Wear like a sweater and nice pants or something. I highly doubt the "upper 1%" all rock suits at their parties
Jan 26 2013 5:56PM
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Bock
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$8 million for a home is no where near the one percent. Thats basically pocket change. Either way there is no way you will be able to make it into a party. If they are as upper class as you describe them there will be security and probably people at the door letting guests in. If you somehow sneak in you deffinitly won't be able to fit in without anyone realizing you're a fraud. You cannot do it.
Jan 26 2013 6:36PM
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ESAND
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8 million dollars right now? I'd say that pretty damn close to 1% territory.
Jan 26 2013 6:49PM
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Sno.
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yeah what are you talking about? it isn't like billionaires have billion dollar homes. $10 million for a home is a lot. Mitt Romney's house is 12 million.
Jan 26 2013 6:51PM
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corona
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someone's jealous.


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Jan 26 2013 7:02PM
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Dr.Dro
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the 1% make over 350,000-400,000 a year or somewhere in that range.

"8 mill pocket change" What?????

I can still attempt it. Its like an adventure.

Jan 26 2013 7:05PM
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