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I need some advice

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danbq2310
Posts: 141 - Karma: 362
My AUNT sucks at skiing, actually I would estimate she could never ski,

SO instead she hacks my facebook like a loser and wants to scare away all my girlfriends and hit me with a rolling pin.

I think I may write a formal complaint.
Jan 25 2013 11:41PM
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roddy116
Posts: 10627 - Karma: 7,421
kill her
Jan 25 2013 11:42PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,152
I feel like there's a murder mystery here hidden in the words "AUNT" and "SO" and I'm just too stupid to catch on...that's the only explanation for this thread.
Jan 25 2013 11:44PM
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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,175
1. Make her into chili
2. Feed to girlfriend
3.?????
4. Profit!
Jan 26 2013 1:18AM
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Bread_Fish
Posts: 760 - Karma: 71
At this point your only option is to kill her and part out her organs on the black market.
Jan 26 2013 1:21AM
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iFlip
Posts: 4543 - Karma: 19,132
Sleep with her sister. That'll show her!
Jan 26 2013 1:45AM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11630 - Karma: 24,474
she wants your seed
Jan 26 2013 1:46AM
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