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Schmuck Lap The X

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HWW
Posts: 3084 - Karma: 3,436
PETITION

Newschoolers,
it's that time again.

The infamous X Games are upon us, and we have already seen the great, the one and only, the best of the best - our favourite - Jeff Schmuck getting behind the lens with some of the pros at Aspen, Colorado to bring us the first episode of what we love most: Behind the scenes footage. (Many thanks e.heath!)

Now I am informing you that this petition will surely deliver, but only if you sign it. We want to see Schmuck do one hot lap of the slopestyle course at the 2013 X Games!!

I'm sure he can get it down, even at his honourable age of 32; he has a great physique, the confidence of a dragon crossbred with a hungry pack of lions, the mentality of a kamikaze pilot when he wants it, arguably the best job in the world, and some killer-ass goggles.

Signed
Cpt.Cockneck

25th January 2013
Jan 25 2013 6:24AM
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jsox34
Posts: 97 - Karma: 35
Signed
Jan 25 2013 2:49PM
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BlackcountryBill
Posts: 955 - Karma: 576
Signed
Jan 25 2013 2:51PM
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James7
Posts: 233 - Karma: 30
signed
Jan 25 2013 2:55PM
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Raptor.
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signed
Jan 25 2013 2:59PM
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Guard_Puma
Posts: 344 - Karma: 82
John Hancocked
Jan 25 2013 3:06PM
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egg.
Posts: 3231 - Karma: 3,477
Signed
Jan 25 2013 3:08PM
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sleazy
Posts: 374 - Karma: 281
signed.
Jan 25 2013 3:13PM
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RickAstley
Posts: 953 - Karma: 32
signed
Jan 25 2013 3:15PM
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easy.steezy
Posts: 2931 - Karma: 1,056
SIGNED YO
Jan 25 2013 3:19PM
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.ZT.
Posts: 5679 - Karma: 2,792
signed
Jan 25 2013 3:24PM
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TNORTS
Posts: 2076 - Karma: 2,754
Signed
Jan 25 2013 3:25PM
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Ribss.
Posts: 3442 - Karma: 3,344
jelly. Signed.
Jan 25 2013 3:26PM
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Hypno_Cat
Posts: 997 - Karma: 1,229
signed this shit
Jan 25 2013 3:26PM
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fghtoffyrdmns
Posts: 2998 - Karma: 6,866
signed
Jan 25 2013 3:28PM
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1337
Posts: 31053 - Karma: 29,231
@ESPN #LetSchmuckHuck
Jan 25 2013 3:29PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
if he's not allowed and he's not got the cojones to huck it, then i at least demand a buttnaked poach of the course while wearing the lost NS llama head and yelling 'I'm a way better skier than you guys, i can't believe you're pro !'
Jan 25 2013 3:31PM
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iLiKeShiFTieZ
Posts: 695 - Karma: 350
signed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jan 25 2013 3:32PM
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Boyd88
Posts: 6 - Karma: 11
SB
Jan 25 2013 3:37PM
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Ape_Shit
Posts: 181 - Karma: 37
signed
Jan 25 2013 3:41PM
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403MEDIA
Posts: 272 - Karma: 4,803
Yes.
Jan 25 2013 3:46PM
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PacificRimJob
Posts: 24725 - Karma: 29,944
absolutely signing this.
Jan 25 2013 3:46PM
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colin13
Posts: 2201 - Karma: 216
signed
Jan 25 2013 3:52PM
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georgemihaly
Posts: 149 - Karma: 12
John Hancok
Jan 25 2013 3:52PM
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NWPA
Posts: 2309 - Karma: 165
signed
Jan 25 2013 3:54PM
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HWW
Posts: 3084 - Karma: 3,436
schmuck looks a hell of a lot better than you
Jan 25 2013 3:58PM
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HitTheJim
Posts: 787 - Karma: 399
Signed.
Jan 25 2013 4:02PM
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JWD*
Posts: 466 - Karma: 225
do it

Jan 25 2013 4:04PM
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cydwhit
Posts: 5069 - Karma: 42,951
signed, I want video though...
Jan 25 2013 4:05PM
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will_powder
Posts: 3194 - Karma: 5,445
There Schmuck Bellemare just gave you a perfect example of what to do...
Jan 25 2013 4:06PM
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nuricchio
Posts: 28 - Karma: 12
signed.
Jan 25 2013 4:10PM
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___ASP___
Posts: 3861 - Karma: 490
i logged in just to sign this!

SIGNED!
Jan 25 2013 4:15PM
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Bwalks
Posts: 11 - Karma: 24
Signed!
Jan 25 2013 4:27PM
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pelle_munch
Posts: 4110 - Karma: 503
Signed
Jan 25 2013 4:52PM
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jakirikiki
Posts: 140 - Karma: 48
*signs*

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/xhoBmUEy7as" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
Jan 25 2013 5:02PM
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jakirikiki
Posts: 140 - Karma: 48
Fuck, someone help me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhoBmUEy7as
Jan 25 2013 5:03PM
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MAXWELL.
Posts: 443 - Karma: 298
signed
Jan 25 2013 5:33PM
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_Kemp_
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Signed
Jan 25 2013 5:34PM
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AndyGreen
Posts: 827 - Karma: 61
signed
Jan 25 2013 5:37PM
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AntEater
Posts: 207 - Karma: 45
signed!
Jan 25 2013 5:39PM
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Hi.Phi.
Posts: 602 - Karma: 84
Signed
Jan 25 2013 5:41PM
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Ski_The_E
Posts: 1036 - Karma: 944
signed

Jan 25 2013 5:41PM
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ankhou
Posts: 505 - Karma: 238
Signed.
Jan 25 2013 5:41PM
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
signed
Jan 25 2013 6:23PM
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jrl
Posts: 1227 - Karma: 1,239
signed
Jan 25 2013 6:27PM
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ReelTeamSix
Posts: 129 - Karma: 63
Click for larger image ed
Jan 25 2013 7:26PM
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miroz
Posts: 10333 - Karma: 3,945
^funny guy!

Signed!

SCHMUCK! C'MON! YOU HAVETA!!!!! PLEAAAAAAAASE?
Jan 25 2013 7:32PM
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Chubz.
Posts: 13918 - Karma: 25,661
just poach a run schmuck! Pop in and out
Jan 25 2013 7:34PM
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neutralzombie
Posts: 8629 - Karma: 606
still signed
Jan 25 2013 7:36PM
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NinetyFour
Posts: 8650 - Karma: 13,409
Signed.
Jan 25 2013 7:38PM
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tdollo
Posts: 3770 - Karma: 18,512
DO IT!
Jan 25 2013 7:45PM
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