PETITION
Newschoolers,
it's that time again.
The infamous X Games are upon us, and we have already seen the great, the one and only, the best of the best - our favourite - Jeff Schmuck getting behind the lens with some of the pros at Aspen, Colorado to bring us the first episode of what we love most: Behind the scenes footage. (Many thanks e.heath!)
Now I am informing you that this petition will surely deliver, but only if you sign it. We want to see Schmuck do one hot lap of the slopestyle course at the 2013 X Games!!
I'm sure he can get it down, even at his honourable age of 32; he has a great physique, the confidence of a dragon crossbred with a hungry pack of lions, the mentality of a kamikaze pilot when he wants it, arguably the best job in the world, and some killer-ass goggles.
Signed
Cpt.Cockneck
25th January 2013
