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An X-games chronicle by Jesus Saves

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JakeAssBeatClap
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I jsut turned on the x games for the first time today. The first thing that was on is a 5 minute segment on Shaun Whites 100 scoring run. I am now going to run a tally on how many times they break topic to talk about shaun white.

This tally will run for the week. You guys can join in too.

Rules

They must be talking about something else, say Slopestyle skiing, then break topic to talk about shaun white.

If shaun white is snowboarding that doesnt count UNLESS they cut away from slopestyle or halfpipe or his run to talk about the 100 scoring run.

If they talk about his High scoring run Put An asterisk * to show that this was talking about the 100 run.


I will begin now


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Jan 24 2013 9:32PM
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.AR6rider.
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Who gives a fuck?
Jan 24 2013 9:33PM
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pomme-de-terre
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every time shaun white drink
Jan 24 2013 9:35PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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Man Do u even watch the X-Gmaes dude?
Jan 24 2013 9:40PM
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.AR6rider.
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I'm watching it right now, but apparently it doesn't bother me when they talk about Shaun White. The majority of kids on NS seem to go batshit crazy any time his name is mentioned. Like I said...who gives a fuck?
Jan 24 2013 9:42PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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Dude u obviously like dont even watch the x-gaimes
Jan 24 2013 9:46PM
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edai
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he already got a 100?!
Jan 24 2013 9:48PM
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Lt-Aldo-Raine
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Just saw his run and jizzed all over.

Shawn white for lyfe.




Also just saw a hot chica boarder which wrecked her face but still looks really good which i think is which is relly which cool.
Jan 24 2013 9:54PM
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.AR6rider.
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Intentionally typing like you're mentally retarded to try to be funny/sarcastic isn't working too well for you. I suggest a new strategy.
Jan 24 2013 9:54PM
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E__
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Oh ok, I got it.
Jan 24 2013 9:55PM
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~4EST_B_Skis~
Posts: 566 - Karma: -46
shaun looks like fucking slender man its ridiculous
Jan 24 2013 9:58PM
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status_whitegirl
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fuck shaun white
Jan 24 2013 10:00PM
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theabortionator
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I like how they stopped showing a guys slopestyle run and switch to a cam centered on shaun white in the warming hut. The huy had fallen but he was still hitting the booters and honestly that's one of my favorite parts when people actually throw some style and fun in like huge 1-9s or just playful grabs.

also it didn't even look like he pressed his nose press. Looked cheater as fuck, didn't rewatch so can't be sure.

Jan 24 2013 10:05PM
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.AR6rider.
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jk guys this thread is awesome i'll definitely be participating
Jan 24 2013 10:05PM
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grapejuice3000+
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anyone see matt margetts today? can you say fucking sexy omg.
Jan 24 2013 10:06PM
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theBearJew
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they just showed shaun white texting... did you guys see that? He was texting!
Jan 24 2013 10:07PM
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E__
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Yeah like last Dew Tour Gus fell or didn't have enough speed, can't remember, but he did one of the smoothest butter 7's off the crest of the landing. That was one of my favourite tricks of the whole comp.
Jan 24 2013 10:09PM
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~4EST_B_Skis~
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his text


to: Judge

you better not let that 14 yr old kid win or else i will fucking rape your mother and kill your family you stupid little fuck and get away cuz im mothafucken shaun white :)
Jan 24 2013 10:11PM
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.AR6rider.
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He just moved up a notch in my book.
Jan 24 2013 10:17PM
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Cotter
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Racist white supremacist fuck head
Jan 24 2013 10:18PM
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JWeinstock
Posts: 3439 - Karma: 1,352
a little harsh bro
Jan 24 2013 10:55PM
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NotGhood
Posts: 2809 - Karma: 1,255
how the fuck are you guys watching xgames?
Jan 24 2013 10:57PM
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~4EST_B_Skis~
Posts: 566 - Karma: -46
we are all in aspen, if you are lucky you might see us
Jan 25 2013 1:13AM
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