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FISH PUNS

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RagingBuffalo
Posts: 143 - Karma: 151
I wanted to start a fish puns thread, you know, just for the halibut
Jan 24 2013 7:31PM
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Rafiki
Posts: 3858 - Karma: 2,251
nah dude that's eel compton
Jan 26 2013 2:59PM
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the-honeypossum
Posts: 529 - Karma: 130
im debaiting weather to kick your bass or not.if not me then  salmon else will.
Jan 26 2013 3:19PM
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BrewskiJr
Posts: 5738 - Karma: 1,478
I hate these threads. If anyone comes up with a decent thread idea let minnow.
Jan 26 2013 3:36PM
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accualyisdolan
Posts: 3295 - Karma: -192
This thread is funny
Jan 26 2013 3:44PM
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HWW
Posts: 3084 - Karma: 3,436
oh my gar, i absoleutely hake your posts, ide never imagine to see a zingel good one.
Jan 26 2013 4:58PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11954 - Karma: 12,298
So that wasan't Gill Wesson?
Jan 26 2013 5:02PM
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Pancake_Fucker
Posts: 1843 - Karma: 1,917
Nick guppy?
Jan 26 2013 5:05PM
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Juicy-J
Posts: 1901 - Karma: 1,765
let minnow when you think of some more. or do you need more time to mullet over?
Jan 26 2013 5:07PM
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bighooch
Posts: 349 - Karma: 2,062
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another pun thread, huh?

I'm not going to stay in this thread, the atmosphere is too tench.
Jan 26 2013 5:14PM
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HWW
Posts: 3084 - Karma: 3,436
well, it's ofishal. i i'm gillty of watching hardcore prawn. but i think it's dolphinately time to scale back on the fish puns, anyway.

i just don't fillet any more, it's turtley played out, in fact i think this whole thing is a load of scallops. there's just no porpoise to it.
Jan 26 2013 5:20PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
stop clowning around you chubsuckers.
Jan 26 2013 6:44PM
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introvert
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Jan 26 2013 7:02PM
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nacho.steez
Posts: 435 - Karma: 136
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Jan 26 2013 7:20PM
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Rafiki
Posts: 3858 - Karma: 2,251
i don't think so. it could also be nicky kelper
Jan 26 2013 8:36PM
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bnewbs6
Posts: 1919 - Karma: 1,463
What lies at the bottom of a river?

BassTurds
Jan 26 2013 8:59PM
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Soja.
Posts: 216 - Karma: 144
we should dolphinitely scale it back on the fish puns
Jan 26 2013 9:31PM
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dadunda
Posts: 447 - Karma: 219
God clam it guys none of these puns are that great
Jan 26 2013 9:54PM
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A_Unicorn
Posts: 129 - Karma: 249
I dont sea the point in this thread.
Jan 26 2013 9:56PM
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Juicy-J
Posts: 1901 - Karma: 1,765
i swear to cod, all these puns are so fishy. this thread is swimming downstream, i can just fillet
Jan 26 2013 10:42PM
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Bubba-Snax
Posts: 541 - Karma: 11
yea i kinda figured it was gonna flounder...
Jan 27 2013 2:52AM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677
Take it easy there, you need to be a little bit more koi.
Jan 27 2013 3:08AM
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RalphLauren.
Posts: 710 - Karma: 106
wait... did you do that on porpoise?
Jan 27 2013 3:39AM
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5m0k3we3d
Posts: 309 - Karma: 83
FishPorpoiseTurtleWhale
Jan 27 2013 3:45AM
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LivinOuttaBounZ
Posts: 949 - Karma: 382
I'm hooked, but I can't come up with any. Guess you guys are brain sturgeons.
Jan 27 2013 3:58AM
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sweet_caroline
Posts: 255 - Karma: 71
Ha! Threads(ail filefish)

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Jan 27 2013 1:25PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
oh my cod, you're blight. I'm saury I'm so cut throat right now. All I want to do is cuttle someone.
Jan 27 2013 6:43PM
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Spinoza
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wrymouth
Jan 27 2013 7:55PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
do you even fish?
Jan 27 2013 7:56PM
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wonderbread
Posts: 5 - Karma: 27
X games probably wouldnt have been so Cutthroat if Sal Bassekela was still announcing..
Jan 29 2013 8:00AM
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RagingBuffalo
Posts: 143 - Karma: 151
My cologne is way too musky, I might need to get a lighter one
Jan 29 2013 4:00PM
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stizzle
Posts: 371 - Karma: 623
She called me a bastard so I called her a trout turd
Jan 29 2013 4:07PM
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proZach
Posts: 7163 - Karma: 919
Anyone else gettin trout of their mind on this summer Saturday night? No reason to bump this ship, just for the halibut
Aug 10 2013 6:43PM
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Benson.
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 3,787
Thanks for bumping this 6 month old threadfin, ya Jackmackerel.
Aug 10 2013 7:04PM
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skiP.E.I.
Posts: 7822 - Karma: 21,855
This thread makos me laugh tilapia.
Aug 11 2013 1:09AM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
I suggest we cuttlefish puns out from this post forward.
Aug 11 2013 1:32AM
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Mr.Huck
Posts: 6096 - Karma: 14,896
We were just down in Florida. While having lunch at a water side restaurant we saw these just off the sea wall:

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and:
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Thus, clearly we encountered a manatee with a porpoise.
Aug 11 2013 9:40AM
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Rafiki
Posts: 3858 - Karma: 2,251
you're coralble at this thread, get your bass outta here
Aug 11 2013 2:43PM
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DizzyG
Posts: 698 - Karma: 296
I'm dolphinately gonna have to keep trawling through this thread
Aug 11 2013 3:03PM
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sNaubi
Posts: 1633 - Karma: 2,357
On one here seems to have a sole
Aug 11 2013 3:24PM
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HamFaceGirl
Posts: 5242 - Karma: 2,676
lol
Aug 11 2013 3:47PM
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sNaubi
Posts: 1633 - Karma: 2,357
fuck, I meant No one, not On one.....
Aug 11 2013 4:28PM
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NEIL-YOUNG
Posts: 317 - Karma: 423
shits getting reel
Aug 11 2013 4:39PM
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Daph
Posts: 5978 - Karma: 5,009
well this thread has gone swimmingly
Aug 11 2013 4:53PM
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Mr.Huck
Posts: 6096 - Karma: 14,896
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Abalone! Clam up chum and stop trolling!! You don't have a ray of hope of landing me. Anyone can sea that you lack the muscles.
Aug 11 2013 6:02PM
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Turd.Ferguson
Posts: 1437 - Karma: 2,713
hey come on guys, lets keep this thread going, you don't have to be a brain sturgeon to come up with a fish pun!
Nov 24 2014 10:44PM
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JGWI
Posts: 2842 - Karma: 7,812
Not bad, cod be better.


If you can think of a better fish pun, let minnow!
Nov 24 2014 11:01PM
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Wrenn
Posts: 226 - Karma: 915
Rafikii don't think so. it could also be nicky kelper


Nah dude you're wrong it's Koi Krepela,

Or albatRoss Imburgia, maybe even Banks Gillberti
Nov 25 2014 3:13AM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677
dadundaGod clam it guys none of these puns are that great


you're a fucking hogsucker stop being so jewfish
Jun 21 2015 3:32PM
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iFlip
Posts: 4543 - Karma: 19,132
FBGMyou're a fucking hogsucker stop being so jewfish


Wow, seeing this thread again is like the second chumming.
Jun 21 2015 4:04PM
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ANDR01D
Posts: 1181 - Karma: 3,319
FBGMyou're a fucking hogsucker stop being so jewfish


Your father called, he wants you to stop being a clown and go to medical school so you can become a sturgeon.
Jun 21 2015 5:00PM
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