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The passive-aggressive compliments thread

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Flyon
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Why do you always have to hide your beautiful hair with a hat?
Jan 24 2013 3:37PM
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theschneidler
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Why is your penis' girth so big if it was an inch skinnier it would be A+
Jan 24 2013 3:45PM
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Thadius.Castle
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Wow, you're very flat-chested, that must really be good for spinal alignment.
Jan 24 2013 3:49PM
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DutchMastaTHC
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threads for more of these
Jan 24 2013 6:32PM
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Jeebus.
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Your butthole is really tight, I'm guessing you don't like anal?
Jan 24 2013 6:33PM
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Puns
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I love the way your teeth blend in to your skin tone





even more effective with non-caucasian ethnicities
Jan 24 2013 6:34PM
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theabortionator
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Im gonna hit you over the head with a lamp and rape you because I think your tshirt
Jan 24 2013 6:36PM
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BrewskiJr
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You really fill-out the back of your pants!
Jan 24 2013 6:39PM
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Stose
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your skin is so pretty i want to skin you and wear it.
Jan 24 2013 6:41PM
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Turner.
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Your shoulders are so broad!

I bet you don't have any trouble at all carrying heavy loads.
Jan 24 2013 6:44PM
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J-C
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wow your makeup is nice today did you use a paintbrush or did you just put your face in the jar?
Jan 24 2013 6:45PM
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esotericjive
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Wow you really look cozy and fragrant in that pumpkin.
Jan 24 2013 7:58PM
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status_whitegirl
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Jan 24 2013 8:11PM
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act.resist
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you're kind of cool, for a girl.
Jan 24 2013 8:30PM
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edai
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i dont get it, these jokes arent that funny...
Jan 24 2013 8:31PM
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Masta_Baka
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said no one ever.

nice clothes, i bet the sale price was unbeatable.
Jan 24 2013 8:33PM
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NotGhood
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I would fuck you given the opportunity,
Jan 24 2013 8:35PM
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Sno.
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from an HOA board member yesterday "you're lucky, you must not have much cleaning to do because your condo is so small."

Also- people do this to me all the time, so i'll probably post in this thread a lot.

Jan 24 2013 8:35PM
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act.resist
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*said about every guy friend ive had in the 1st-4th grade

yea i was pretty bitchin in the 1st-4th grade
Jan 24 2013 8:37PM
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edai
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whatd say back????
Jan 24 2013 8:37PM
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Sno.
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omg. i think i have it recorded. let me check and see if i have it i will upload
Jan 24 2013 8:40PM
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Thadius.Castle
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You don't have to be very beautiful to turn me on.
Jan 24 2013 8:45PM
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edai
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now that i have your attention what is going on in this thread, can you explain the concept of a passive agressive joke...pweas.
Jan 24 2013 8:46PM
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Sno.
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when you pay someone a compliment, but it's really a hidden insult.

So I might say "I love your bangs! They cover up your giant forehead nicely"

Jan 24 2013 8:48PM
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edai
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ok so if i was like to a girl in school:

"wow your teeth are really big and bright, i bet the semen that drenches them daily blends right in!"
Jan 24 2013 8:52PM
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Thadius.Castle
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Yes. Basically, but make it less drawn out, the shorter and more direct they are, the funnier. I wish there was a class at my school on passive-agressive compliments though.
Jan 24 2013 8:54PM
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Pancake_Fucker
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It's a good thing you're overconfident. It plays a big part in your success.
Jan 24 2013 9:03PM
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Sno.
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yes, but try to be more insulting.

Jan 24 2013 9:41PM
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.AR6rider.
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I'd probably fuck you if your friend wasn't here...or that girl over there.
Jan 24 2013 9:43PM
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Stickity
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you look nice today
Jan 24 2013 9:45PM
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Anathema
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you're smarter than you look!
Jan 24 2013 9:46PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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You're not as much of a slut a you let on to be!
Jan 24 2013 9:46PM
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Cotter
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Your more attractive than people say!
Jan 24 2013 10:22PM
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Sno.
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don't have it. but at one point i said that i wish our complex had more stairs so that old people would stop moving in. that didn't go over too well with the age of people on our HOA board. They're seriously all such passive aggressive bitches though.
Jan 24 2013 10:26PM
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