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I just locked myself out of my dorm building

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act.resist
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Im a complete jackwagon, there's no one here and I don't have my phone...
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RimJobber
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I did that the first day after I moved in. I slept in my truck....
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act.resist
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I'm sitting on a couch in the lobby, luckily I don't have to be outside because below zero
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RimJobber
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Yeah, I was outside and sat there for a while, and it was summer still, but I live in Nevada and the nights still get pretty cold sometimes and had to walk like 15 minutes back up to my truck
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Blake.P
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Don't you have a RA or someone that can let you in?
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Stickity
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but... the snozberries taste like snozberries!
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dreadyboy
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Yeah our rez office had someone their 24/7 for just this type of thing. Ring the bell, answer some personal questions and get a key for 24 hours
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Puns
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HAH that sucs I am sorry but now a story

a) one time I smoked some illegal weed drugs on my balcony and pulled the door closed to my room, and the handle fell down. so I am high and I try waiting and yelling at passerbys but eventually I needed to swing my keys and lanyard to hit the person above mes window, get them to go outside underneath, throw my room keys to them, and have them unlock my door and balcony

and b)

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you can du it
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RimJobber
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Just look for a van with trash bags over the windows and ask them, they are usually really nice, and might even give you candy
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yourthemannowdog
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Do you not know your RAs? I live in a fairly small hall, but I know at least half the people in my Dorm by first name.
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act.resist
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REST WELL ALL i got back in, thought i was fucked. An yea i have RAs but how do you expect me to get to any of them if there all inside?
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Goku
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Wait don't you go to NMU?
Come over and chill in Halvy
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Pancake_Fucker
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Morse code.
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act.resist
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I was actually gonna wonder over to halvy if no one came and crash my friends room.
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Goku
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Word. I'm in 345 if you're ever over there. Look for the autographed picture of Tom Wallisch on the door
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paige.
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I once managed to get locked out while I was showering. The rez office was in a different building, it was -30 and all I had was my towel. Thank god I managed to find an RA pretty quick because I wasn't looking forward to wandering the entire building barefoot and near naked.
Was also locked out of my room for a couple hours another time because the battery in the lock died and had to wait for the maitenence guy to fix it.
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dreadyboy
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I knew all but like the 4 recluses I never talked too. It's really easy to get in the building without keys, the problem is when you go to the bathroom at 2am and your door autolocks. That's why the rez office had someone 24/7.
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miroz
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That's a high value item to have on your door...
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act.resist
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Hahaha yea im pretty sure ive seen that picture before!
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SmotSmoke
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Get some alcohol and pass out there. I walked into the loby at 8:00 am and some chick was passed out face first in the couche with her legs perched on the arm rest. It looked so uncomfortable but she must have had a banger night to be drunk enough to pass out right there.

Really though bang on the door hella hard, kick it until some one opens up or resort to the first option stated above.
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DANETRON
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She wants you dude!
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-Otto-
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How did you create this thread?
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Balzberg
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First world problems
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.AR6rider.
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She's in the dorm lobby and probably on her laptop...
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theschneidler
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Jesus I love dick
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zagfan5
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next time if u have your computer and not your phone, use google voice. works just like a landline and is free thru gmail. its what i use when i lose my phone in my house alone and i have to call it.
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Charlie_Kelly
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Yeah ive left my keys im my dorm before. Came back from a friends dorm at 1 or 2 and thank god a kid on my floor had his window open so i could yell at him to let me in.
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act.resist
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My ipod
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no_steeze
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i locked myself out of my room in a towel my first hour back at school from break. i guess at home i got used to the fact that i can go to the bathroom without either unlocking my door or bringing a key
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grown-ninja
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go through the window, if a few stories up go to maintains and find a latter
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Fluttershy
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go borrow a coat hanger from somebody and slide it under the door. latch it on your handle and pull. itll unlock it and the door will open.
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GavinW
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lol
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Mr_Bump
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ok then I'll post it

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hope not tho.
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crab_pretzel
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happened to me all the time when i had lost my keys. even happened coming back from somewhere at 5 am, so consider yourself lucky. i had to bang on windows to get people to let me in and felt like a complete asshole
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*simba*
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I'll call up Kim for you. But only if you join wildlife society.
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introvert
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leik zomg OP qq








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