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Deputies: Naked intruder jumped from roof, attacked couple, pooped and masturbated
7:37 a.m. EST, January 23, 2013
When the homeowners stepped outside after hearing a noice, the naked man jumped from their roof and landed on the man, reports The News-Press in Fort Myers.
Then things really went south.
The man, Gregory Matthew Bruni, 21, then pooped before trying to swipe the coule's 72-inch TV from the wall...and began to masturbate in their living room, according to the report.
Things then went even further south before this Fiddler on the Roof was taken to a hospital.
Check out this strange tale and get the DUHtails at The News-Press in Fort Myers.
