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Dirty_Bit
Posts: 389 - Karma: 38
I know she's only 14, but does anyone think she'll be able to get laid while her dad's president? Secret service keeps an eye on her 24/7 and she'll be 18 by the time Barack's presidency is over... Those are prime experimental years for teenagers! I just can't seem to wrap my head around the thought of being a 14-18 year old and having no sexual contact. Any input?...
Jan 22 2013 9:30PM
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Doug_Gusworthy
Posts: 129 - Karma: 7
only fucktards think about this shit.
Jan 22 2013 9:32PM
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snwbrdmilf
Posts: 22441 - Karma: 2,805
When I was in high school it was frowned upon to be 14-18 and sexually active. Fuck me times have changed and I'm so worried for my children.
Jan 22 2013 9:33PM
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Wolffy
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Jan 22 2013 9:33PM
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volvotom
Posts: 2045 - Karma: 712
My understanding was always that the secret service took an outsiders approach to protection. Being that as long as the subject was safe, they stay out of personal business. It's a trust thing.
Jan 22 2013 9:36PM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
Someone not on mobile post an internets worth of Pedobear Memes, please.
Jan 22 2013 9:38PM
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Dirty_Bit
Posts: 389 - Karma: 38
What's even more disturbing is that kids even younger than 14 are engaging in sexual activity. Modern society *smh* :/
Jan 22 2013 9:38PM
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volvotom
Posts: 2045 - Karma: 712
Here are some Secret Service anecdotes: http://www.thedailybeast.com/newsweek/2008/11/12/life-with-the-secret-service.html
Jan 22 2013 9:39PM
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LiquorLanch
Posts: 1909 - Karma: 1,046
It's still don't have sex, it's so bad for you! But the you'll get pregnant and die view is slowly eroding from the grasp of society. It seems to be more about being safe and making sure you're not spreading your legs for every dude.


Jan 22 2013 9:40PM
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accualyisdolan
Posts: 3295 - Karma: -192
I'm sure she gets railed by her secret service guards all the time.
Jan 22 2013 9:40PM
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[hamnuts]
Posts: 2356 - Karma: 439
Who the fuck cares?
Jan 22 2013 9:40PM
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~4EST_B_Skis~
Posts: 566 - Karma: -46
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Jan 22 2013 9:41PM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
You need to take a little break, young lady.
Jan 22 2013 9:42PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
i'll think about it when she's 18. until then, i like easy mac
Jan 22 2013 9:44PM
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accualyisdolan
Posts: 3295 - Karma: -192
She's already legal in like half of all European countries
Jan 22 2013 9:52PM
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Matt_Rossi
Posts: 431 - Karma: 785
I've seen two threads tonight where you seem to be quite feisty... props to you
Jan 22 2013 9:54PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
do i reside in half of all european countries?
no.
Jan 22 2013 9:54PM
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.Rybak.
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Jan 22 2013 9:59PM
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DERS.
Posts: 6299 - Karma: 1,293
or its just that time of the month
Jan 22 2013 10:02PM
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pat_in_the_hat
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Jan 22 2013 10:09PM
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