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How nurture an urban rail

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Matty~k
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anyone have some tips?
Jan 22 2013 8:38PM
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UFOsarereal
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hold it tight to your breast and whisper encouragement
Jan 22 2013 8:39PM
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Hammyslapwagon
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nur·ture  
/ˈnərCHər/
Verb
Care for and encourage the growth or development of.

Noun
The caring for and encouraging the growth of someone or something: "the nurture of ethics and integrity".

Jan 22 2013 8:39PM
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Miomo
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Need nurture good
Jan 22 2013 8:39PM
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edai
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You're gonna need nurturing after the rail sticks its kink up and around your asshole like an alien probe.
Jan 22 2013 9:00PM
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Matty~k
Posts: 108 - Karma: 89
exactly, the development of making it good dumbass
Jan 22 2013 9:55PM
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Stickity
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what are the about however
Jan 22 2013 9:56PM
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bighomieflock
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Take it into your house as your own. Make sure it has a warm place to sleep. Feed it 2-3 times a day and take care not to overfeed it. It's diet should consist of large servings of fruit and vegetables with a serving of meat for protein.
Jan 22 2013 9:58PM
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One.2
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feed it your milk
Jan 22 2013 11:34PM
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Z-PAULY.
Posts: 559 - Karma: 284
Put the handrail in between your breast and give it some warmth to be happy again then when it is ready you shall get onto it and slide down it with great happiness for that one grinding of it you have been ever so longing for.
Jan 22 2013 11:41PM
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Hammyslapwagon
Posts: 1261 - Karma: 1,409
u mirin?
Jan 22 2013 11:44PM
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johnnyBuz
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Give it your seed.
Jan 23 2013 12:20AM
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TroyAntipasta
Posts: 444 - Karma: 535
HahahahhHa
Jan 23 2013 7:53AM
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Abu_Hajaar
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rub your balls on it
Jan 23 2013 8:21AM
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CoachJabroni
Posts: 350 - Karma: 338
Let it suck on your tetz
Jan 23 2013 10:50AM
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CrotchKiller
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we all know what nurture means you fool
Jan 23 2013 10:52AM
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Granby_killdozer
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A good urban rail grow tip is to switch the lights on and leave them on. Plant 10-15 seeds.
Water the rails once a day and feed the rails twice a week with a standard miracle grow product in the water.
Try to use a high nitrogen rail food during vegetative growth (at the start) and a low nitrogen plant food during flowering.
When the rails get to the height you want them (about 60cm is good) set the timer for 12 hours of light and 12 of dark.
Only water once every two days around the time when the lights come on.
This will halt vertical growth and after a few weeks the rails will start to show either male or female characteristics.
Males: Donkey Dicks.
Females: Close Outs and Re-directs.
During the dark periods absolutely no light should be allowed in.
Cut out the males before they release rail pollen.
Reduce the number of plants down to the best 5 females.
These females will now grow outwards.
The whole thing takes 4 months. 4-6 weeks in vegetative growth stage, 2 weeks differentiation to split males and females and 8 weeks for the females to flower.
Harvest when the large rails begin to rust and drop off.
Cut the metal off and let dry on a flat surface.
Trim the rail near the buds and hang the buds to dry for about a week.
Hope this helped and remember to have fun with it ;)
Jan 23 2013 11:16AM
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Mr.Sloth
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MFW this thread

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Jan 23 2013 12:34PM
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Hammyslapwagon
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Well I wasn't sure if OP knew what it meant.  He seemed to use it in the wrong context, so I posted the definition.  No need to rage so hard. 
Jan 23 2013 12:41PM
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BITS
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Jan 23 2013 4:58PM
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theabortionator
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engrish
Jan 23 2013 5:02PM
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mattd_
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Jan 23 2013 5:58PM
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Puns
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HEY that was a post that is better than most

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Jan 23 2013 6:05PM
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KingGeedorah
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There are few rails you need to follow, no matter what: no water, no food after midnight, and no bright lights. Otherwise you're gonna have a gremlin on your hands.
Jan 23 2013 6:10PM
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ski0
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nature vs nurture.
Jan 23 2013 6:13PM
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NotGhood
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take the rail out for a nice dinner then get it drunk and take it home and bang it
Jan 23 2013 6:33PM
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johnnyBuz
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even better, take the rail's mother out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again!
Jan 23 2013 6:47PM
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