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kowabunga
Posts: 251 - Karma: 10
whoa, there cool eh?

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kristen looks like her icon in real life. hahaha!
i love hammocks, there great
T minus 6 days until camp!
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Jun 24 2002 4:56PM
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AppSkier
Posts: 4797 - Karma: 86
i know some people that screw donkeys/goats.


Haaa! - Kiwitrash

'Its like a piece of god in my hand.' - Grayson Gordon
Jun 24 2002 5:00PM
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kristen
Posts: 1091 - Karma: 10
ewwww... donkey and goat screwing?? that's nasty. I'm not trying to judge but don't have sex with an unsuspecting thing.

haha, my friends and i went horseback riding and Jenn got stuck w/ a donkey


Eeeek!! My icon makes me look like my face is a big fat circle!

My theory on dogs:
If you can kick it across the room. It's not a dog!!
Jun 24 2002 5:10PM
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under_achieved
Posts: 1164 - Karma: 14
donkeypunch, what!
Jun 24 2002 5:20PM
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AppSkier
Posts: 4797 - Karma: 86
you see, they are farmers or whatever. Since everyone is inbred anyway they might as well try something new...


Haaa! - Kiwitrash

'Its like a piece of god in my hand.' - Grayson Gordon
Jun 24 2002 5:33PM
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kristen
Posts: 1091 - Karma: 10
don't say anything about farmers!! I'll get really really mad!! i wish i lived on a farm,


Eeeek!! My icon makes me look like my face is a big fat circle!

My theory on dogs:
If you can kick it across the room. It's not a dog!!
Jun 24 2002 5:37PM
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AppSkier
Posts: 4797 - Karma: 86
it takes alot of work to raise a farm


Haaa! - Kiwitrash

'Its like a piece of god in my hand.' - Grayson Gordon
Jun 24 2002 5:41PM
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kristen
Posts: 1091 - Karma: 10
i know!! but how sweet would that be??


Eeeek!! My icon makes me look like my face is a big fat circle!

My theory on dogs:
If you can kick it across the room. It's not a dog!!
Jun 24 2002 5:43PM
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ductapeboy
Posts: 3328 - Karma: 11
I have a donkey
and a horse
and they like to have sex with eachother.
they are both make of plastic
the horse is bigger though.

'What da fack, man? I don undrstand.' Alex the crazy french kid.
Jun 24 2002 8:05PM
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kristen
Posts: 1091 - Karma: 10
did you know that when a horse and a donkey have sex succesfully, they produce a mule and that that mule can not reproduce?


Eeeek!! My icon makes me look like my face is a big fat circle!

My theory on dogs:
If you can kick it across the room. It's not a dog!!
Jun 24 2002 8:27PM
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yeti
Posts: 6335 - Karma: 17
POOR MULE!


'I am going back online. I feel safe there.' - Piot Modrak aka lord_piot
Frostmonkey

Jun 24 2002 8:38PM
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under_achieved
Posts: 1164 - Karma: 14
so kristen, do you mean the mule's 'boys' are defective or he cant...umm....you know....tap some ass.
Jun 24 2002 9:57PM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
'I need some fuel for me mule, some gas for me ass!'
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Vote rebel!

Lesbians are made by leaving whores in the closet with a bottle of fish food.
Jun 24 2002 10:04PM
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kowabunga
Posts: 251 - Karma: 10
hahah yeah shes gonna be a farmer.

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kristen looks like her icon in real life. hahaha!
i love hammocks, there great
T minus 6 days until camp!
dencoates@hotmail.com (for important stuff)
kanoof@hotmail.com msn
Jun 25 2002 12:35PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
how do you get this this where they cant reproduce.....give me an animal and ill make a baby wit it
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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'
'when i was little i used to think being crazy was not putting the safety harness when i was on the merry go round horse..now i fly down mountains strapped to pieces of wood and go off jumps in an attempt to put space between my feet and the ground'
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Jun 25 2002 1:18PM
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AppSkier
Posts: 4797 - Karma: 86
people and goats cant succesfully reproduce.


Haaa! - Kiwitrash

'Its like a piece of god in my hand.' - Grayson Gordon
Jun 25 2002 6:01PM
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c_lo
Posts: 1281 - Karma: 10
I got a 'farm'
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Jun 25 2002 6:03PM
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kristen
Posts: 1091 - Karma: 10
haha, oh no, it can still have fun, but it can't make offspring, so in other words it's infertile. How much would that suck, to be a mule and just sit around the farm and not be able to have sex with the other farm animals? man, what a life. i wonder what other crossed animals have offspring like that.


Eeeek!! My icon makes me look like my face is a big fat circle!

My theory on dogs:
If you can kick it across the room. It's not a dog!!
Jun 25 2002 6:06PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
no hes a saint!!!! i think more goats and dnkeys should fuck! so from nwo on donkeys goats pigs chicken horses and cows can fuck and not have to worry about making infertile little babies to see them grow up with hormone injections to make them plump when theyre 6 months old and then be killed for my dinner!!!!
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HI MOM,HI MIKE NICK:andy and adam making fun of another Line person

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'
'when i was little i used to think being crazy was not putting the safety harness when i was on the merry go round horse..now i fly down mountains strapped to pieces of wood and go off jumps in an attempt to put space between my feet and the ground'
newschoolers.com anthem dedicated to all skiiers

Jun 25 2002 7:46PM
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Drail
Posts: 14012 - Karma: 10,010
a pig and an elephant!!!


but um, I live on a farm. don't run the farm, but i live on it. got cows in the backyard.

Darryl Hunt
aka - highschool (even though I've fuckin' graduated already - damn you jodi!!! DAMN YOU!!!)

representing the H.J.S. forever

Marge: 'Homer no, you'll kill us all'
Homer: 'Or die trying!'
Jun 25 2002 9:41PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
you have to get those 2 drunk man, big gay al is cool...d/l his remake of back that azz up
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HI MOM,HI MIKE NICK:andy and adam making fun of another Line person

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'
'when i was little i used to think being crazy was not putting the safety harness when i was on the merry go round horse..now i fly down mountains strapped to pieces of wood and go off jumps in an attempt to put space between my feet and the ground'
newschoolers.com anthem dedicated to all skiiers

Jun 25 2002 9:58PM
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powder99
Posts: 2761 - Karma: 12
i live on a farm, my parents and all my sisters ride horses, they do eventing and some other shit, i hate horses they ruined my life, my dads a docter and we live in a piece of shit house on a farm while all the other docters have mansions, damm those expensive horses, but im getting my revenge im taking care of the farm for a couple weeks, lets just say im not getting up at 7 am to feed there sorry asses like they ussually are. BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Paulou
Call me the bus driver cause im going to take you to school
Jun 25 2002 11:02PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
hahahhahahaha yeah who cares about them..i say you let them free..let them live in the wild where theyre meant to be
'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'
'when i was little i used to think being crazy was not putting the safety harness when i was on the merry go round horse..now i fly down mountains strapped to pieces of wood and go off jumps in an attempt to put space between my feet and the ground'
newschoolers.com anthem dedicated to all skiiers
Jun 25 2002 11:32PM
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colingobig
Posts: 418 - Karma: 10
my friend lives on a ranch, the previous owner was a poacher, and there's dead cars that we're gonna jib. and then we hit golf balls into the field. and i fell off the roof of one of the barns, it was funny.
me 'is this Vanilla Ice?'
kid 'yeah'
me 'DIRTY HELL!'
kid 'what? i fuckin like the ice man!'
Jun 26 2002 12:23AM
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PhattSarah
Posts: 602 - Karma: 11
I know someone who had a cow that tried to hump a horse. It decided to do it right at the moment that the school bus picked her up, and everyone saw and laughed!
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Jun 26 2002 1:00AM
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kristen
Posts: 1091 - Karma: 10
awe you have to feed the horses!!!! that's just mean! I'll trade places with you, you can have my house and i'll live in your farm, that would be sweet.

what would a humand and a monkey make?

hehe the funniest thing is a cross between a poodle and a rotweiller. hehe. that would have been funny.


Eeeek!! My icon makes me look like my face is a big fat circle!

My theory on dogs:
If you can kick it across the room. It's not a dog!!
Jun 27 2002 5:31AM
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kristen
Posts: 1091 - Karma: 10
Denis!! I love your icon!!! that dog's adorable!


Eeeek!! My icon makes me look like my face is a big fat circle!

My theory on dogs:
If you can kick it across the room. It's not a dog!!
Jun 27 2002 5:46AM
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kowabunga
Posts: 251 - Karma: 10
CROMOSONES PEOPLE CROMOSONES!!!!!!!!

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kristen looks like her icon in real life. hahaha!
i love hammocks, there great
T minus 4 days until camp!
dencoates@hotmail.com (for important stuff)
kanoof@hotmail.com msn
Jun 27 2002 11:04AM
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kowabunga
Posts: 251 - Karma: 10
dog? hun?

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kristen looks like her icon in real life. hahaha!
i love hammocks, there great
T minus 4 days until camp!
dencoates@hotmail.com (for important stuff)
kanoof@hotmail.com msn
Jun 27 2002 11:05AM
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kowabunga
Posts: 251 - Karma: 10
oh ic!

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kristen looks like her icon in real life. hahaha!
i love hammocks, there great
T minus 3 days until camp!
dencoates@hotmail.com (for important stuff)
kanoof@hotmail.com msn
Jun 27 2002 9:12PM
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Drail
Posts: 14012 - Karma: 10,010
'that'll do donkey, that'll do'

Darryl Hunt
aka - highschool (even though I've fuckin' graduated already - damn you jodi!!! DAMN YOU!!!)

representing the H.J.S. forever

Marge: 'Homer no, you'll kill us all'
Homer: 'Or die trying!'
Jun 27 2002 10:30PM
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kristen
Posts: 1091 - Karma: 10
chromosomes.


Eeeek!! My icon makes me look like my face is a big fat circle!

My theory on dogs:
If you can kick it across the room. It's not a dog!!
Jun 28 2002 12:49PM
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kristen
Posts: 1091 - Karma: 10
Yet another one of my useless facts:
in some zoo they're impregnating Horses w/ Zebra embryos/zygotes, so that they can get the zebra population to grow?

oooh one more useless fact:
the salinity of the womb is the same as the ocean?
haha i told some pregnant lady that and she gave me the WEIRDEST look ever. hehe


Eeeek!! My icon makes me look like my face is a big fat circle!

My theory on dogs:
If you can kick it across the room. It's not a dog!!
Jun 28 2002 3:24PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
whats salinitity?



scOOterboy8221: is the french version of American Eagle, Canadian Goose?
LineSkiEastCoast: lol
LineSkiEastCoast: dude, your a crackhead

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'
Jun 28 2002 3:26PM
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AppSkier
Posts: 4797 - Karma: 86
i think salinity is the amount of salt in the water.


Haaa! - Kiwitrash

'Its like a piece of god in my hand.' - Grayson Gordon
Jun 28 2002 6:53PM
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kristen
Posts: 1091 - Karma: 10
yeah, that's true


Eeeek!! My icon makes me look like my face is a big fat circle!

My theory on dogs:
If you can kick it across the room. It's not a dog!!
Jun 28 2002 7:08PM
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kristen
Posts: 1091 - Karma: 10
saltyness


Eeeek!! My icon makes me look like my face is a big fat circle!

My theory on dogs:
If you can kick it across the room. It's not a dog!!
Jun 28 2002 7:09PM
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