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Should all men sit down when peeing?

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Shukovski
Posts: 470 - Karma: 433
I pee sitting down at home (most of the time), but in public places I pee standing up.

What do you do?
Jan 20 2013 3:30PM
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DeRizzo
Posts: 3827 - Karma: 3,485
ummm
Jan 20 2013 3:33PM
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spliff.Life
Posts: 7847 - Karma: 1,544
i only sit when im peeing in her butt, otherwise i stand while i piss and shit, yes simultaneously 
Jan 20 2013 3:33PM
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Lt-Aldo-Raine
Posts: 2309 - Karma: 120
I always piss standing. Also i make sure to piss in the center of the bowl to make the loudest noise to exert my dominance. Also i have shy pisser syndrome so its hard for me to go in public bathrooms, idk why just cant sometimes.
Jan 20 2013 3:34PM
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Laurent.
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 25,311
I always sit down, come at me.

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Jan 20 2013 3:35PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,273
i peed sitting down for the first 5-7 years of my life
Jan 20 2013 3:35PM
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Amadeus.
Posts: 3050 - Karma: 382
the only time i just piss sitting down is in the early morning when im too tired to stand so i piss sitting down and close my eyes and wish i was sleeping.
Jan 20 2013 3:36PM
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powderdrunkie
Posts: 2034 - Karma: 976
this made me laugh pretty damn loud for a sec
Jan 20 2013 3:37PM
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pjbackwoods
Posts: 1396 - Karma: 421
I pee sitting down. Gives me time to relax and enjoy the feeling of emptying my bladder. Also gives me time to check twitter
Jan 20 2013 3:39PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
LOL guys sitting down to pee wtf???
Jan 20 2013 3:40PM
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theschneidler
Posts: 2099 - Karma: 355
dude same, at my ski hill there are no dividers between the stalls so small children look at my WEINER and it's really hard 2 p
Jan 20 2013 3:43PM
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homestar
Posts: 2124 - Karma: 4,197
Oh god... At first I read that as "small children look at my WEINER and it's really hard."
Jan 20 2013 3:46PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 52146 - Karma: 168,477
Why the fuck would I sit down to pee?


That doesn't even make sense. I just piss in a sink and get on with my life.
Jan 20 2013 3:50PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 52146 - Karma: 168,477
"Should all men sit down when peeing?"

Also dumbest thread title of the day.

You must be a potato
Jan 20 2013 3:51PM
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MilaKunis
Posts: 1480 - Karma: 3,646
Only with a morning wood.
Jan 20 2013 3:57PM
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Swaggermager
Posts: 2576 - Karma: 950
This but usually Facebook or Ns
Jan 20 2013 3:57PM
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accualyisdolan
Posts: 3295 - Karma: -192
Bah!
Jan 20 2013 4:04PM
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Petey.
Posts: 5736 - Karma: 4,890
I piss standing because that's what men do.
Jan 20 2013 4:13PM
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Bread_Fish
Posts: 760 - Karma: 71
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Jan 20 2013 6:30PM
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DANETRON
Posts: 6671 - Karma: 137
Want me to turn my penis and my ar15 over to the government??
Jan 20 2013 6:52PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 52146 - Karma: 168,477
The guns fight is just a distraction, they're coming for our penises.

RUN AWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Jan 20 2013 6:54PM
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gusestomp
Posts: 1377 - Karma: 746
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Jan 20 2013 6:54PM
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ChungBol
Posts: 1075 - Karma: 34
I stand up to avoid pubic lice
Jan 20 2013 6:57PM
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stickski
Posts: 1938 - Karma: 1,529
Should all men walk to a bathroom while camping or pee in the woods because we can??
Jan 20 2013 7:08PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
always sitting. who knows, maybe i have a sneaky poop to squeeze out or maybe i want to check my phone. even just the privacy is nice
Jan 20 2013 7:11PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 52146 - Karma: 168,477
Neither, find a girl and pee in her butt
Jan 20 2013 7:36PM
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NinetyFour
Posts: 8650 - Karma: 13,410
If you really wanna mix shit up, try sitting down on the toilet backwards, so your facing the reservoir, then take a poop like that. The nice slope of the bowl's front avoids serious back splash and chemikal transfer; and because it's at the front, the jet cleans up any skid marks on the flush.


Jan 20 2013 7:42PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 52146 - Karma: 168,477
Who doesn't make a catchers mitt?

Jan 20 2013 7:44PM
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NinetyFour
Posts: 8650 - Karma: 13,410
This is true. But when I'm feeling a little bit green, and want to save a square; or the squares on the roll are simply getting low, then this is the next best option.
Jan 20 2013 8:19PM
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ESAND
Posts: 1607 - Karma: 744
How is that even possible? I usually have to put my hands on the wall behind the toilet and do the plank.
Jan 20 2013 8:23PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 52146 - Karma: 168,477
Just piss in the sink. As long as you're tall enough to get your dick over the front it's easy.


Jan 20 2013 8:24PM
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Lick
Posts: 1927 - Karma: 518
I always piss sitting down.. my dad used to make fun of me for it lolol
Jan 20 2013 8:39PM
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Pickles.
Posts: 63 - Karma: 61
I piss sitting down and I shit standing up
Jan 20 2013 8:43PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
Yeah he's disappointed that he has a pussy for a son.
Jan 20 2013 8:44PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 52146 - Karma: 168,477
What's the point?


That's a lot of extra effort for a less than a minute piss. Also in public place why the fuck would you want to sit down vs. pissing outside, in a urinal, or even in a toilet but standing up.

Jan 20 2013 8:46PM
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E-Nix
Posts: 382 - Karma: 187
Sometimes I pee sitting done, you know, for a treat.
Jan 20 2013 8:50PM
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SwagtasticWalrus
Posts: 1268 - Karma: 184
I lold. +k
Jan 20 2013 8:51PM
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andybob
Posts: 474 - Karma: 35
10/10

lol'd pretty hard on that.
Jan 20 2013 9:34PM
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Lick
Posts: 1927 - Karma: 518
I only do it at home because it is comfortable and I'm the only one who uses the toilet. I used to sit down at public places, but that was when I was a little naive 6 year old, like 12 years ago. I now stand up everywhere except my own bathroom.
Jan 20 2013 9:57PM
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SwagtasticWalrus
Posts: 1268 - Karma: 184
That's why i piss and crap off of ski lifts and in other public areas.
Jan 20 2013 10:01PM
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1337
Posts: 31064 - Karma: 29,404
I only piss on men who piss sitting down
Jan 20 2013 10:02PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
it sounds nice, but be honest you know it doesnt work. the seat is shaped for sitting forward, and there are gonna be smears on the porcelain shore no matter how many times you flush.
switch 2's are just a fantasy
Jan 20 2013 10:03PM
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Jblz
Posts: 556 - Karma: 206
pwned.
Jan 20 2013 10:12PM
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CaelW
Posts: 400 - Karma: 108
Why does your dad know your peeing habits?
Jan 20 2013 10:18PM
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SwagtasticWalrus
Posts: 1268 - Karma: 184
Doesn't everyones parents watch them piss?
Jan 20 2013 11:11PM
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CheddarJack
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 7,380
Sometimes I piss standing down for the sole purpose of being able to use my phone whilst doing so. And often when I do that I sit for far too long and end up pooping. Yup.
Jan 20 2013 11:15PM
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CheddarJack
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 7,380
I just said standing down. And now I'm done with NS for the night.
Jan 20 2013 11:17PM
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Merrill
Posts: 253 - Karma: 71
The only time I piss sitting down is when I'm sick. One time while I was sick I made the mistake of getting up quickly and taking a standing piss. I got a head rush mid piss and blacked out. Not exactly my proudest moment.
Jan 20 2013 11:18PM
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Jblz
Posts: 556 - Karma: 206
STAND DOWN OFFICER
Jan 20 2013 11:20PM
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SwagtasticWalrus
Posts: 1268 - Karma: 184
I read it and thought "hmm. I wonder if he will even notice.
Jan 20 2013 11:28PM
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BeefiestExpert
Posts: 2804 - Karma: 3,277
The real question is should all women stand while peeing.
Jan 21 2013 12:53AM
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