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For 1 Billion dollars would you...

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ikindalikeskiing
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have sex with a dead body
Jan 19 2013 6:22PM
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Pancake_Fucker
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Yes. Like really, magic Johnson's had aids for like thirty years how the fuck isn't be dead yet? Everyone else is dead in like five years wtf. But yeah I'd probably do it for a billion. That's a lot of money. We could even buy a boat!
Jan 19 2013 11:18PM
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fupaface
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hahaha, best response. +k
Jan 19 2013 11:30PM
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BrewskiJr
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Oh fuck i lost. Hard.
Jan 19 2013 11:36PM
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accualyisdolan
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Yeah. Aids is easily worth a billion. If you have enough money to pay for the best treatment it's def manageable. Inb4 that cunt Zimmerman and his healthcare is a right detritus
Jan 19 2013 11:37PM
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Weeezy
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hahahahah, K+
Jan 20 2013 12:04AM
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bighomieflock
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Would you spend 10 years in solitary confinement for a billion dollars?
Jan 20 2013 12:14AM
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accualyisdolan
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Fuck yeah. Imagine the rush the day you get out
Jan 20 2013 12:17AM
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Dirty_Bit
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1 billion dollars!? fuck it... I'd do it for free
Jan 20 2013 12:25AM
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Chubz.
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probably not. I couldn't do that. I feel like that would fuck you up really bad and you wouldn't be able to handle the real world when you got out.
Jan 20 2013 1:08AM
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Darth.Maul
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Would you go munging a dead grandma 12 days after being left out in the hot desert sun for 1 billion dollars?
Jan 20 2013 1:11AM
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wynnyk
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out of 12663 of your posts, this is the best one.
Jan 20 2013 1:22AM
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RubberSoul
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absolutely. i think the chances of getting aids from banging someone once who has it is like 1 in 5 million or something

and to OP: yeah of course i would. depends who it is of course and itd be a shitty day but a billion dollars is undeniable
Jan 20 2013 2:35AM
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Downtofilm
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This thread gets my +1

Bravo
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Jan 20 2013 2:40AM
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--ski--
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Actually it's 1 in 500.

http://partners.nytimes.com/library/national/science/aids/042288sci-aids.html

Would you still do it with those odds?


Jan 20 2013 2:42AM
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Stickity
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probably. if she's hot.
Jan 20 2013 2:46AM
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Darth.Maul
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The odds of making 1 billion dollars in my lifetime is like 1:50,000,000 so ya i'll take my chances....
Jan 20 2013 2:46AM
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mowglii
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I would do anything to your cat for a billion
Jan 20 2013 2:47AM
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Stickity
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you could probably buy yourself a cure anyways
Jan 20 2013 2:50AM
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ElMexicano
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Jokes on you all they're not federal reserve notes... they're Zimbabwe's hyper inflated dollars. 1 billion is nothing
Jan 20 2013 2:58AM
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Puns
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of course is this a joke





























































or are you seriously offering me a billion dollars to put it in a corpse
Jan 20 2013 3:06AM
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TechnoPotamus
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Jan 20 2013 8:28AM
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maximiliaan
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And we need a dead man... Amy volunteers?
Jan 20 2013 9:21AM
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coolflash8
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hell mutha fuckin CHEAAAAi would do that shit for like 10mil
Jan 20 2013 9:26AM
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Laurent.
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How about being dragged for 20 minutes on grip-tape like this:


Jan 20 2013 9:35AM
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spliff.Life
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yeah, no crazy bacteria theres no cure for, no aids, and depending on the body, i would do this for a lot less than a billion dollars, itd be hard as hell to get it up for a dead body though, i might have to tape a picture to its face






creepy ass side note, there have been busts on people pimping out girls who are in a coma, even shown in kill bill

Jan 20 2013 12:04PM
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abathinggrape
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depends on how long the body has been dead for..
Jan 20 2013 12:07PM
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Bogs
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cause he hasn't had AIDS for 30 years. he's HIV positive.
Jan 20 2013 12:10PM
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kebbek
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Jan 20 2013 12:11PM
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cool_name
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ya i knew that
Jan 20 2013 2:25PM
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RubberSoul
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lol i was a bit off eh?

would i still do it...........................god. probably yeah.
Jan 20 2013 3:23PM
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