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For 1 Billion dollars would you...

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ikindalikeskiing
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have sex with a dead body
Jan 19 2013 6:22PM
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SeanTom
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yes
Jan 19 2013 6:23PM
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timmi
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How long ago did it die?


Fuck it. Doesn't matter. Yes.
Jan 19 2013 6:24PM
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snowfinder
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I could have gotten a billion bucks for that!? knew i should have waited.
Jan 19 2013 6:24PM
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theabortionator
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Came here expecting to say yes regardless and hell yes.


I'd do it for a million. Probably even less.
Jan 19 2013 6:24PM
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deleted5
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For $1 billion yes I would safely say that I would do that without hesitation.
Jan 19 2013 6:24PM
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Stickity
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for how long, how did the body become dead, how long has it been dead, and is it at least a moderately attractive female?
Jan 19 2013 6:24PM
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Stickity
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but yes
Jan 19 2013 6:25PM
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clive_bixby
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Dead male body. 14 hours after death. Billionaire
Jan 19 2013 6:26PM
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theabortionator
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Don't act like you care. It could be a half rotten zombie dude and you'd still fuck it.




Curious though. Do you have to to fuck it all the way? Is there a time limit like at least 5 minutes? If it's not working I just don't want to sit there fucking a corpse all day.


You know what doesn't even matter. I'll do it regardless so whatever.
Jan 19 2013 6:26PM
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timmi
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Would you bang a girl raw who you knew had aids for a billion dollars?
Jan 19 2013 6:27PM
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grown-ninja
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Yes
Jan 19 2013 6:29PM
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theschneidler
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I would pay one billion dollars to bang a dead body ;)))))
Jan 19 2013 6:29PM
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clive_bixby
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Might be a stupid question but can you get aids from a dead body?
Jan 19 2013 6:30PM
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El_Barto.
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id pay a billion dollars to get banged by a dead body
Jan 19 2013 6:30PM
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Krotchs_Brother
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I would literally do anything, excluding death, castration, and limb severing, for a billion dollars..
Jan 19 2013 6:30PM
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.AR6rider.
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So, you'd masturbate with fine-grit sandpaper for 20 minutes after jumping into a pit of used AIDS needles (a la Saw 2) and then blow your dad while jerking off your brother and your uncle at the same time while getting pounded from behind by Terry Crews with the Star Wars Cantina Band theme song playing on a loop in the background?
Jan 19 2013 6:33PM
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snowfinder
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da fuck man
Jan 19 2013 6:35PM
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deleted5
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He didn't say anything
Jan 19 2013 6:35PM
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timmi
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Shoulda started with the cantina music so I could hear it as I pictured it.
Jan 19 2013 6:36PM
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El_Barto.
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i could get down with this
Jan 19 2013 6:36PM
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theabortionator
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I'd probably do it for 1 thousand, but I'll take the billion.


Anything over 10k I would def do this.
Jan 19 2013 6:37PM
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theBearJew
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Jan 19 2013 6:40PM
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TechnoPotamus
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lololololololol

doesn't matter
Jan 19 2013 6:41PM
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theabortionator
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Jan 19 2013 6:41PM
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.AR6rider.
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Jan 19 2013 6:41PM
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accualyisdolan
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Haha this thread is raw
Jan 19 2013 7:39PM
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FrenchFry
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a girl maybe hah and how the fuck would you get it up
Jan 19 2013 7:45PM
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amo
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AR6 you just gained much respect from me. that was the greatest meme-comeback ive ever witnessed
Jan 19 2013 7:51PM
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Davy.Crockett
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sounds like a tuesday night
Jan 19 2013 7:55PM
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Lucas
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I would do almost anything for a billion dollars
Jan 19 2013 7:57PM
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miroz
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I can't believe I'm saying this, but this thread is better because of what you've posted in it.
Jan 19 2013 7:59PM
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Spinoza
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Such a catchy song though...
Jan 19 2013 8:04PM
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K-Dot.
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I'm more of a catcher than a pitcher so it might be kinda tough. But I'd still make it happen. Mainly so i could wear "billionaire boys club" t shirts with confidence.
Jan 19 2013 8:05PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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Literally my exact thought process. I have no shame.
Jan 19 2013 8:09PM
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abathinggrape
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B, if you knew anything bout billionare boys club, you would know it isnt about money.
Jan 19 2013 8:09PM
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NotGhood
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it would depend on the state of decomposition

but probably yes
Jan 19 2013 8:11PM
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K-Dot.
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Its about fucking dead bodies. Trust me, i know.
Jan 19 2013 8:12PM
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abathinggrape
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Glad were on the same page
Jan 19 2013 8:13PM
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Inline.
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Jan 19 2013 8:15PM
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Chunter
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wut.

I feel like NS wouldnt have a problem getting a grand together. shall we make this happen?
Jan 19 2013 8:24PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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You had me at sandpaper.
Jan 19 2013 8:25PM
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BlackCupid
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Undoubtedly yes. I'd probably do it for $100k, maybe less depending on decomposition and gender.
Jan 19 2013 8:32PM
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ikindalikeskiing
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Alright it seems like the majority said yes haha... I is there anything you wouldn't do for a billion dollars???
Jan 19 2013 8:52PM
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BlackCupid
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I wouldn't have sex with/kill/harm my family or my cat.
Jan 19 2013 8:53PM
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DirtYStylE
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As soon as I saw this thread I said...

Yes


Yes yes yesyes yessssss please

Seriously, 1 billion dollars? That is sooooo so soooooooooooo much money I would do anything for that. Literallly annnyyyythhiiiinggnng


I would do it, forget it, and quit life and move somewhere where I could drown out anything with an unlimmited amount of drugs until my brain friend and i died
Jan 19 2013 9:23PM
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I.B
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IF i didn't get caught, and i was able to cum. I'd probs do it for like $5000
Jan 19 2013 9:24PM
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theabortionator
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If they were somehow willing so it wasn't illegal and they were cool with it I'd def do it for 10k, and maybe as little as 1k.

But 1k would only be with no risk involved. Shame I don't care about but but I'm not going to risk crazy weird charges and trials for a thousand bucks.
Jan 19 2013 10:19PM
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Deluge
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i lold so hard at this
Jan 19 2013 10:21PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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pretty much this. Anything else is fair game for a bil
Jan 19 2013 10:25PM
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accualyisdolan
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Yes
Jan 19 2013 10:27PM
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